Pippin: Last time we checked in with the Took household, Don was in need of a new apprentice. Enter Paolo Rocca.
Gaivan: So that's...and when you...because the ladies are...and when girls...because finished!
Paolo: I have no idea what you just said.
Don: He said there is an extensive written exam and then a physically taxing obstacle course you must defeat in under 30 minutes to get this job.
Paolo: Really?!?
Don: Nah, I'm just messin' with ya. Pippin thinks you'll have really attractive kids, so you're totally in.
Paolo: (sigh of relief) Dude, don't scare me like that!
Pippin: And Paolo proved quite good at the job immediately.
Pippin: Yes, there will be at least one non-Ojo-Rasoya baby in that apartment!
Darling: Paolo?
Paolo: Yes, my darling Darling?
Darling: Can you please stop calling me your darling Darling? It just makes you sound like you have no imagination.
Paolo: Sure thing my...my...ummm...my...
Darling: Oh. My mistake. You actually
do have no imagination.
Pippin: And speaking of things being darling...
Pippin: each immortal has their painting with a photo of their spouse above and a selfie with their bestie below. Fingers crossed that Olivia lives long enough to qualify for Abernathy. Hmmm, if only there were some dynasty-legal way to extend the life of a female...
Pippin: Oh, that's right! Pregnancy!
Olivia: I'm going to
kill that Don Lothario!! "Just some harmless woohoo, no strings attached" my foot!
Pippin: And speaking of non-household ladies, this beauty passed by while Don and Paolo were out "recruiting" new partners.
Don: Wow, Laurie is gorgeous in
any outfit!
Pippin: True stuff, Don...I mean, NOT FOR YOU! Back away from the Laurie, big guy!
Don: I was just saying...
Pippin: Well, stop it! And speaking of random beauties showing up...
Pippin: the now-teen and now-vegetarian-foodie Nyla Gupta showed up.
Nyla: Still think I look like a boy, Pippin?
Pippin: I'm sorry. You just were a very male-looking toddler. Totally not my fault. I blame Sweden.
Pippin: Oooo, she's giving Chantons the smoulder!
Nyla: Hey there, Chantons. Notice anything
different about me? Guess you're not the only one who's getting all grown up, eh?
Chantons:
When did she get to be a beauty?
When did he grow to be so tall?
Wasn't it yesterday when they were small?Pippin: Ironically, Chantons actually
is a fiddler, though I forbid him to be on the roof.
Nyla: ...and so, this is actually just the ceiling over your porch. We should really have gone out into the yard to cloudgaze.
Chantons:
You're lying on the floor and
Staring at the ceiling.
Thinking of the place you
Have never seen before.Pippin: And so, those two had some lovely time together, but shortly thereafter, another young lady invited our young heir out for a dinner date.
Kaila: Hey, stocking cap! So nice of you to ask me out to Chez Llama! It's so fancy and so romantic!
Pippin: Umm, actually, you asked him...
Kaila: No, this is a private date, watcher. No need for you to play third wheel.
Chantons:
Big wheel keep on turnin'
Proud Mary keep on burnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the riverKaila: Babe, can you go get our table while I tell miss low-top dress to keep on moving? That's right, sister, this man's taken! Move it along.
Maki: Umm, I'm married? That little blonde behind me is my daughter?
Kaila: Likely story, sweetheart. I'll be right there, Chants! I'm just going to change into something a little bit more seductive but still
classy and not
revealing (glares at Maki).
Maki: Ummm, I'm sorry?
Kaila: So, what do you think of my formal attire?
Chantons:
There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
She looked good (looked good), she looked fine (looked fine)
She looked good, she looked fine and I nearly lost my mindKaila: Aww, you're so sweet!
Pippin: Wait, isn't that top just as revealing as Maki's...
Kaila: Third wheel. No more need for the speaky words.
Pippin: ...
Katlin: So, what would the lady and the handsome gentleman like tonight?
Kaila: 'Scuse me, babe, I need to lay a beat-down on our waitress.
Katlin: She's kidding. Right? Right? Please right?
Pippin: And someone else visited the restaurant.
Paolo: Well, hello there, pretty lady!
Maki: Hi, can we get some menus, please?
Paolo: Oh, I'm not a waiter. Speaking of asking for things, though, can I get your number?
Maki: Umm, is that a pick-up line? That's my husband right behind you. I'm married.
Paolo: ...happily?
Maki: Not gonna lie, it's kind of cute how desperate you are.
Pippin: And while Paolo tried to court Maki, Kaila decided to take Chantons to Discotheque Pan Europa.
Pippin: And it quickly escalated into a club gathering dance party!
Summer: Let's show them that these old gals can still shake it, Candy!
Candy: Way ahead of you!
Candy: Bust a move, not a hip!
Pippin: Oh, Candy, you are a delight! Of course, someone else is also quite delightful.
Gaivan: Sweetie...that I can...and we...missing you...and sometimes...with the tears and...
Rieko: Aww, I miss you too, sweetie, but I'm so proud of how well you're all doing! Now, ask me to be your girlfriend!
Gaivan: I...and we...that you could?
Rieko: I'D LOVE TOO!!!!
Pippin: And a less adorable interaction was happening upstairs.
Izumi: Alright, harpy, you'd just better back away from my boy!
Kaila: Umm, pretty sure you promised the lovely ghostlady downstairs that my sweet Chantons could choose.
Izumi: And that does not mean I can't make your life a living nightmare if you end up in the household.
Kaila: ...but maybe I really like him?
Izumi:
If you walk into the torture I have planned for you I
certainly hope that thought will be enough to comfort you.
Pippin: Wow. Mama bear is scary. Anyway, we move away from date night to see some interesting results. First off, Paolo did alright.
Maki: Oh my! Mr. Rocca, I'm shocked. I'm a married woman!
Paolo: Yes, a darling married woman.
Maki: Ooo, you flatterer!
Pippin: Hmm, he really
doesn't have any imagination with the adjectives. He does, however, manage to meet lots of girls...
Pippin: and brought this beauty home for Don. Lynn is yet another married woman with a child. However, after Don finished some dishes later on, he targeted another beautiful married woman with a child.
Izumi: Don, you are such a sweet talker! No wonder so many dynasties want you as their pollinator!
Pippin: Wait...you two have a pink relationship bar?
Izumi: Just a small one.
Pippin:
You have a pink relationship bar?!?!?Izumi: Just some minor flirting.
Fluffy: moo mooomooo MOOO mooMOO!
Izumi: What? You'll tell Rieko?!?!?
Fluffy: Moo!
Izumi: So yeah, Don. We're done flirting. Just friends now, right?
Don: Well, I...
Izumi: Cool. Oh, and if you ever try to flirt with me again, I'm going to break your arm.
Don: Wha...?
Izumi: K. Toodles! (skips off to paint)
Pippin: Okay. She's scary.
Don: Terrifying!
Pippin: Kaila is in so much trouble. Speaking of, are you any closer to a decision on the spouse hunt, Chantons?
Chantons:
I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine, she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire
I want Candy
I want Candy
I want Candy
I want CandyPippin: Okay. Totally not a choice. Anyway, Chantons is passing his teen years knocking out some serious skilling on violin, piano, and comedy and is already making good progress on the musical genius aspiration. As soon as Abernathy hits his elder birthday, we'll have two immortals in the house. Hooray progress!!