Just to give some semblance of something not quite like closure, I put together this partial week update of what I had played before realizing that I'd already failed the dynasty by aging up Bella earlyGavin: Alright, Ishy, I'm ready to be the focal point of this dynasty bloodline! I'm ready to step up to the challenge! I'm ready for my face time!
Ishikawa: You're stalling because you know I'm about to win?
Gavin: ...maybe...
Pippin: But despite Gavin's claims, we actually do spend some time focusing on other members of the household.
Vlad: So, young lady...man...person. I understand you're courting my daughter?
Izaiah: Umm, yes. Aren't you that vampire who wasn't smart enough to come in out of the sun?
Vlad: Actually, that's why I'm here. She's going to have to turn you into a vampire, so I just wanted to warn you to stay out of the sun.
Izaiah: Oh. Thanks, man. I thought I was going to get the whole intimidating parent routine.
Vlad: Oh no. I leave that up to my wife.
Izaiah: ...I'm in trouble, aren't I?
Vlad: So much trouble.
Pippin: And speaking of Vlad's wife...
Gavin: (mocking tone) Oh, look at me! I'm a big, scary vampire!
Pippin: Really, Gavin? You chose
Shana to be your enemy? Bella's sweet and harmless. Shana might devour you.
Gavin: True, but if I become Shana's enemy, I've helped advance their bloodline too.
Pippin: Fair point.
Gavin: Haha! I'm going to throw this red liquid in your literal face!
Shana: Oh, a red liquid will be involved. Speaking of red liquids, I plan to invade your home and drain you every night. Good luck accomplishing any of your goals, heir.
Pippin: I told you so.
Jaivan: Look at me!!!
Jaivan: I AM SO AWESOME!!!!!
Pippin: I...that is actually pretty impressive.
Izumi: And he's all mine!
Jaivan: Yeah I am!
Izumi: And look! Izzy immortalized up in paint!
Pippin: That is pretty adorable! And speaking of pretty and adorable...
Pippin: Izumi.
Izumi: So, Jaivan, are you just standing back there checking me out?
Jaivan: I...what was that? Sorry, i was distracted by...well...you.
Izumi: I know.
Pippin: And speaking of being distracted...
Gavin: No, Sofia, I don't see anything over there. Wait, when did I end up in checkmate?
Sofia: Oh, guess you just weren't paying enough attention.
Pippin: Though he does seem to pay a decent amount of attention to young Sofia...
Izumi: She's no me, but she is rather cute.
Pippin: And it looks like somebody's going to get a promotion...from the hijacked vampire bloodline well.
Wishing Well: In my defense, he
did substantially bribe me!
Pippin: Aww, are you bonding with your baby sister, Izzy?
Izaiah: That and preparing for when Bella and I have our own nooboos.
Bella: (snorty laugh) Yeah. You're such a sweetheart, honeybunny!
Pippin: And that's right about where we were when I realized my error.
Jaivan: Goodbye, forum! Hope you enjoyed the time as much as I enjoyed being married to the most beautiful Sim ever!
Izumi: Aww, it's so sweet when you make statements of fact.
Thank you everyone who has followed this attempt. I've just posted the first chapter of my newest dynasty attempt: an immortal dynasty. Hopefully you enjoy the new household as much as you've enjoyed these crazy Sims!The Took Immortal Dynasty