Pippin: We come back to the Von Carloff household to discover that Geeta has an over-developed love of cake.
Geeta: Nasty plant! If I weren't such a lady I'd knock yer teeth in and serve you up as a salad!
Pippin: But Shana has a happier experience over the course of the week as she is promoted, not once, but twice!
Shana: Of course they promoted me rapidly. It's just recognition of my hard work and capabilities.
Pippin: All your hard work, eh?
Shana: ...I may have had a
little help.
Wishing Well: A little help? I can start saying no...
Shana: A lot of help!! A lot of kind and glorious help!
Wishing Well: That's more like it.
Pippin: And speaking of help, what could be more helpful than having a good friend visit?
Eliza: Oh no, I saw that last update! I've got competition for attention now! This is
not okay!
Pippin: And Bella also had a friend come over.
Pippin: Well, more than just a friend, actually.
Raj: (Sigh) She will still be mine.
Pippin: And Eliza...well, she seems to have a romantic bar with Random Vampire Guy now, so...
Eliza: Take that, Autumn!
Random Vampire Guy: I'm happy to take this!
Pippin: But...but...what about Bob?
Eliza: Psh, it's not like I'm woohooing with Random Vampire Guy, I'm just making sure I'm still his favorite.
Geeta: Darn kids these days with their inappropriate behaviors!
Geeta: Back in my day, we were more conscious of avoiding any blatantly inappropriate behaviors!
Pippin: Really?
Geeta: Hmph! Think I'll go get more cake.
Pippin: Geeta, that's really not a good idea...
Geeta: Back off, robe boy! This cake's all mine!
Grim: No, no, by all means. Help yourself.
Pippin: And sadly, dear Geeta is lost to us before her time.
Grim: Actually, she was pretty old, so...hey! I hear you're single now?
Shana: Back off, robe boy. My ghost husband could totally take you in a fight!
Pippin: And speaking of her ghost husband, he asked her out for a date...at Starve Wars...restaurant of a rival household...surely this will end well.
Shana: So, have things been pretty exciting on the other side, or is it pretty dead there?
Vlad: ...not funny.
Shana: Pretty sure it was at least a little funny.
Pippin: I agree. It was.
Seven: I agree too!
Shana: Now, let's see about getting a bite to eat. Hey look! A food critic's here!
Shana: She does have good taste.
Vlad: Ugh, the jokes are so bad!
Shana: Admit it, you've missed this.
Vlad: ...okay. I admit I've missed it a little...every moment of every day...being without my beloved muse...
Pippin: And speaking of painters who are obsessed with their subjects...
Raj: Mark my words, Bob, I will win her over with my art! She will yet be mine!
Bob: Okay, that's good and all, but my question was, "have you seen that bald vampire guy around again?" I think he's trying to muscle in on my lady.
Pippin: And as if that concern wasn't enough, now Bob has to worry about being older than his wife.
Bob: Well, here goes. Leaving young adulthood behind and stepping into the barely perceptible change that is adulthood.
Bob: Eliza, dear, please answer honestly, do you still love me as much now that I'm older and now that we're both so busy with dynasty life?
Eliza: Robert Nathanial Pancakes, you ridiculous doofblossom. Of course I do!
Bob: So, why do you keep having that vampire guy come around?
Eliza: I just like attention and want to make sure that everyone knows Bob Pancakes has the most desirable wife around.
Bob: That's so sweet!
Shana: And a lie.
Blonde Izumi: Indeed.
Red-haired Izumi: Uncharacteristically, I'm going to also agree.
Bella: (Snorty laugh) Doofblossom. Nice one!
Pippin: And this week is all about things coming in two's. Shana was promoted twice, Geeta went for cake twice, Eliza has romantic interests twice, and Bella hit teen milestones twice. She finally hit level three of her after school job and got an A in school.
Pippin: Bella Von Carloff! You've just become the first heir to hit young adulthood! What are you going to do next.
Bella: (Snorty laugh) Have a more appropriately aged boyfriend, of course!
Pippin: Oh. That makes really good sense, actually.
Bella: Aww, look how cute my snuggle bunny looks blowing out her candles!
Blonde Izumi: Takes after his mama!
Pippin: And even though most things in this update have come in two's, birthdays came in three's.
Waffle: Oh yeah! Go Team Pancakes!!
Bob: He looks just like me!
Eliza: Only handsome!
Bob: Hey...
Eliza: Kidding! Now go get your makeover, sweetie.
Waffle: Yes, mama.
Waffle: So, Bella, now that I'm a super-handsome teen are you having second thoughts about your future girl-husband?
Bella: (Snorty laugh) Nope!
Waffle: I figured not. Let's work on your logic skill!
Bella: (Snorty laugh) Guess you're anxious to lose again!
Waffle: Eh, I can take a beating to help the household...as long as it's only a beating at chess.
Pippin: Maybe Waffle will make a nice spouse for some future generation...
Eliza: Woot! That's way better than dynasty slave!
Bob: I think the term is "helper," honey, not "slave."
Eliza: Eh, same difference.
Pippin: And so we come to the end of our week with the Von Carloffs and get ready to go check in on the Izumi household.
Jaivan: Rosenpepper!
Kaelyn: Please stop following me.
Ishikawa: But, but, you're my one true love!
At the end of week four, Bella has finished her teen requirements, has completed the mansion baron aspiration, and is at level 6 in both logic and handiness. As soon as she hits level 10 in those and completes her collection of carved items, she'll be move-out ready. Shana, meanwhile, has reached level 8 of the astronaut career and is going the interstellar smuggler route. Assuming the wishing well is kind their next week, Bella will be moving out and starting her new life!Oh, and both of her paintings were masterpieces done by Raj for a combined total of over 2,000 simoleans.Raj: I will still win her over with my art!