Chapter 17 -- Passing the TorchVlad wasn't pleased with the outfit that Gretchen wore for work. "Peasants dressed better than that in my day," he complained. "You look like a beggar. And why do you wear your hat backwards?"
"It's the fashion, Father," said Gretchen. "It helps convince the little kids that I'm cool. As for the clothes -- I really don't want them drooling, crying, or bleeding on what I usually wear."
Nadia's work clothes weren't much of an improvement. "At least your hat is turned the right way round," Vlad groused. "And I suppose the patches are better than rips."
"The patches are because I do a lot of kneeling when gardening," Nadia explained patiently.
Vlad just sighed. He'd never expected to become a fashion consultant, but between his daughters and his offspring, he was spending a lot of time thinking about clothes. Everyone had made an effort after he wrote to them; it was just that some efforts were more successful than others.
"Nina, the outfit's okay, but you have to do something about your hair. That long red mane is very distinctive, and you don't want your prey to make the connection between your dark form and your 'human' form."
"Morgan -- excellent. I don't know whether you're trying to emulate a cat or a spider, but your spider-cat look is both attractive and a little scary. I think it will be successful."
"Shea -- I realize you picked this out when you were a teen, but keep in mind that your prey will probably be too old to welcome visits from the tooth fairy. You look quite pretty, but I think Hallowe'en is the only night you should go hunting."
"Farhan -- this is...colorful, all right. I suppose it would work with prey who are attracted to lounge lizards. You don't look like an unmade bed -- I'll give you that."
"Wren -- I suppose the grim reaper outfit is frightening enough, and your glowing red eyes work when you have them open."
"Wolfgang and Cassandra, aside from being undead, zombies and vampires have nothing in common. Zombies are repulsive, we're alluring; zombies are mindless, we have always had a reputation for intelligence and culture. Please find some other 'look.' And Cassandra, you have a distinctive hairstyle, too. Either wear a hat or change your hair."
"Diego -- I'm not sure what kind of prey you're trying to appeal to -- soccer players, maybe? Showing off your tattoos is a good idea, but a better idea if you have the muscles for them."
Vlad took a moment to demonstrate his own "guns." "Just because you're lean, doesn't mean you can't be 'ripped,'" he said. "Is that the right word -- ripped?"
"Malcolm -- like the tooth fairy, you should only go out on Hallowe'en. If you insist on looking like a legionnaire" -- "Hoplite," Malcolm corrected. "Hoplite, then, keep the helmet and sandals, build up your muscles and go topless with a kilt."
"And finally, Travis, your vampire clown is definitely the most terrifying dark form I've seen. But unless you're fleet of foot, I suggest you change to something that won't cause everyone who sees you to run away."
Critiquing his offspring had been tiring work, but dealing with a teen-aged vampire was even worse. Making sure he did homework was the least of Vlad's worries.
Balthazar at least had the sense to stay away from the food of normal Sims, but he always waited a long time before availing himself of the plasma packs that Vlad ordered for him. And he didn't seem to like the fruit at all.
Harder still was making sure that he didn't go outside with his friends. Vlad took care of that by inviting him to play chess downstairs, but there were other things that both of them would rather do.
Vlad got his last point from becoming good friends with Diego Lobo. He sat down at Diego's computer for a moment and couldn't help noticing that it was a very nice one. There was still some advice he had to give his offspring, so he started typing.
Dear Offspring,
I've told some of you some of this, but I know I haven't told everyone everything, except perhaps to stay out of the sun and to avoid the "insatiable thirst" flaw.
I want all of you to keep in mind that you are hunters and predators. Do wolves eat their young? No. Do they foul their dens? No. Popular fiction (books and movies) has given rise to the notion that feeding off someone is an act of love. It is not. Humans feel sick afterwards. If I find out that any of you has taken a drop of plasma from any of my descendants, you will feel my wrath. Don't hunt in your own neighborhood, don't ask your friends for a bite, and certainly don't prey upon your family.
There is also the strange notion that 'real' vampires don't use plasma packs. In my day, except for vampires afflicted with insatiable thirst, feeding from humans was confined to special feast days like Carnival (the name itself comes from the Latin for blood and not just because it was the last time before Lent that humans could eat red meat). The main reason was that it was the only time when humans were out at night, and yes, nowadays you have joggers, but the point is that our diet was mainly plasma fruit and the packs we made ourselves from frogs and fish. Feeding on humans does have its perils -- if they're sick, you'll come down with whatever disease they have. Don't feel like you're less of a vampire because you rely on plasma packs -- I lost my parents and my first love to plasma-borne diseases that they picked up on Carnival.
Finally, there are no vampire hunters among the normal Sims -- yet. There soon will. Build up your strength and be discreet.
This is the last time I'll be writing you, and I will soon disband our clubs. Farewell, Count Vladislaus IVVlad clicked "send" and sat for a moment. Soon, another message appeared.
You've done well, Vlad. If I thought you'd appreciate praise from me, I'd tell you that I was proud of you. I'll be switching my attention to your three children now. Go home and tell Zoe that you and she have done a wonderful job raising them. Farewell to you, WatcherVlad did go home and give Zoe a long hug. But all the time, his thoughts were on the future. What might he not do without the Watcher's interference?
"Miss Y.B., I presume?"
Vlad's Final Stats (200 pts)Skills: 36 -- violin, piano, singing, guitar
Promotions: 43 -- Vlad, 9; J, 6; Gavin, 7; Mitch, 6; Zoe, 7; Gretchen, 3; Nadia, 3; Balthazar, 2
1000 Satisfaction Points: 19
Good Friends: 13 -- Nadia, Gretchen, and Balthazar Straud, Zoe Patel, Sofia Bjergsen, Cassandra Goth, Joaquin le Chien, Paolo Rocca, Luna Villareal, Gavin Richards, Malcolm Landgraab, Nina Caliente, and Diego Lobo
$30,000 Added: 26
$10,000 Added from Store: 1 -- Point & Shoot
Maxed Skills/Aspirations/Job: 96 -- Vlad, charisma, vampire lore, piano, violin, painting, photography, singing, guitar, handiness, video gaming, logic, 22; Gretchen, potty, imagination, thinking, movement, social, motor, creativity, and mental, 16; Nadia, potty, imagination, communication, thinking, social, motor, creativity, and mental, 16; Balthazar, potty, imagination, thinking, communication, motor, and creative, 12; Gavin, writing, 2/ Vlad, Master Vampire and Musical Genius, 4/Gretchen, Rambunctious Scamp, Artistic Prodigy, Whiz Kid, 6; Nadia, Rambunctious Scamp, Social Butterfly, Artistic Prodigy, and Whiz Kid, 8; Balthazar, Rambunctious Scamp and Artistic Prodigy, 4/Vlad, Social Media -- Internet Superstar, 2; Mitch, Culinary -- Celebrity Chef, 2; Gretchen, Babysitter -- Daycare Assistant, 2
Places Visited/Festivals: 15 -- Planet Honey Pop, Chez Llama, Skye Fitness, The Futures Past, Municipal Muses, Rattlesnake Juice Bar, Burners and Builders, The Solar Flare, The Bluffs, The Roadstead, Point & Shoot, Myshuno Meadows, Villa Bovine, Von Haunt Estate/Humor & Hijinks Festival
Negatives: -49 -- controlled vampire, -40; fire, -4, Gavin and Balthazar; pass out, -5, Mitch, Gavin, Balthazar, Zoe, J
Grand Total = 200 pts