@FrancescaFiori Hey.. no chatting with her! She has secrets because I can't hide my screen when she's behind me. Also there is no forcing me to play and she knows. I'm ahead of my posting! (like you do)
@Magpie2012 Hey Steph.. and yes another story by me. Haha welcome to the ride.
@mrsbclark You shush woman!
@wfgodot I promise that the mystery of his bride won't be a long one. But it's funny to see you guys reactions!
@oshizu Thank you about the house! I actually took like an entire afternoon to make it work for how I wanted it to be. I think it came out pretty good but it looks nothing like the picture I was using for inspiration. I shouldn't be so stressed over the house yet I am because habits! and Old hobbits die hard.
@sdhoey Thank you! And you can have Colt read it but I'm sure he'd just nod his head and be like yep.. I might have done the same thing.
Week 1 - Artie (Part 2) (
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Addy - Hey where do you think.. what are you wearing?
Alice - I have to go to work. I'm a top level scientist you know.
Addy - Actually I didn't. I could have sworn you were unemployed but okay. Have fun.
Addy - Last I checked beating the eggs does not actually put out the fire.
Vivian - I know what I'm doing. I have the highest cooking skill in the house you know.
Addy - I'm well aware and yet I still don't think that's how you put out the fire.
Vivian - There.. all better. Want some eggs?
Addy - No thanks.
Addy - Well that's one way to finish the Soulmate aspiration.
Vivian - *a little dazed and uncomfortable* Wow that was..
Addy - Congratulations you have now finished one aspiration. What next?
Artie - Time to go back to the original one and buy connections. I hear that's broken is it true?
Addy - Yeah but we never liked the stuff you get for the first four levels anwyay.
Artie - I'll miss the bat. But yeah let's do that. Vivian my dear, go lay down.
Vivian - Yeah I think I will.
Dennis - *rude introduction* I know what you're really doing.
Artie - Do you really want to pick a fight with me, old man?
Dennis - I don't like you and if I could move out I will.
Artie - Oh you'll stay old man and you'll take care of my garden and be a good little house slave until you die.
Dennis - I will do no such thing.
Artie - *proceeds to demoralize the old man into giving in.. *
Dennis - You're despicable.
Artie - I know *Disliked by 1 Sim, 10 interactions complete*
Artie - Oh I'm sorry.. is that upsetting..
Dennis - But I didn't get to say goodbye.
Addy - Artie.. you know she's not dead. She's at work.
Artie -Shh woman!
Dennis - I hate you.. *attacks*
Artie - *smacking him* Teach you to attack me!
Dennis - Fight like a man!
Addy - Oy! Don't kill him!
Artie - You're now my enemy.. tread lightly Dennis Kim. You live in my house.
Addy - We should separate you two.
Artie - Yeah I need to be disliked bythree more people..
Artie - Hey Bjorn! How you doing? Did you see the crazy guy with the gold clothes?
Bjorn - Do I know you vile and evil creature?
Artie - Not this time or last time actually but I know you're going to be around forever this time so I just wanted to say... hi.
Bjorn - I don't like that you're evil and request you leave me alone.
Artie - Not until you take your goody two shoes foot and stick it right up your--
Addy - Artie..
Artie - I'm going to keep going until you dislike me.
Bjorn - You're doing a good job of that.
Artie - I'm glad. I want your snotty nosed kids to hate me for what I'm about to do to you..
Addy - I can't watch.. Let me know when you're ready.
* a few minutes later *
Artie - Ready.. let's go visit that stupid alien. May as well make him a proper enemy.
Artie - *rude reintroduction* Well if it's it you.. the scum of the Simverse.
Modulated Voice - I didn't want you to come in here.
Artie - Well too bad and here I am and your mother was a llama and her mother was a brownie.
Modulated Voice - Get out of my house.
Artie - I'm sorry I don't understand Brownie Llama. *makes childish noises and wiggles his hips*
Artie - You know you're not gonna win this. How about I offer you a deal? Die now and let your bloodline fail and we can all go back to our normal lives.
Modulated Voice - I am not going to take the bait of your childish antics.
Artie - Yet you are.. I can see that you're angry with me. Oh do you want to hit me? I dare you to hit me.
Modulated Voice - That would be an uncivilized solution. Adrasteia I request his removal.
Addy - I can't get in the middle I don't think. I'll go find someone who might know.
Artie - Oh C'mon.. hit me.. hit me.. hit me.. or better yet.
Artie - I'll hit you! *starts a fight*
Addy - *comes back* Hey don't knock over the computer!
Modulated Voice - I see my home world..
Artie - If I could figure out a way to knock you back there I would. Now stay out of my way.
Modulated Voice - We both know that is not going to happen as we are on the same orders. So now that you are my enemy can you please depart?
Artie - Just means you're in for a long road of disappointment Goodbye.
Addy - Wait why are we here?
Artie - Gonna ** this one off too.
Addy - He's not even home.
Artie - Not even home when I come to make his life miserable. What is wrong with him..
Addy - He was probably at work. He does have a job.
Artie - He's supposed to be where I want him to be when I want to make him miserable.
Addy - Says who?! I'm glad he was at work. I'm going to go check on the others. Shouldn't you be getting things done for work?
Artie - *maniacal laughter*
Addy - Did you prank the eggs or something?
Artie - No but I've just come up with a genius plan.
Addy - Doubtful. You still have things you need to do.
Artie - I know and I plan to find a victim as soon as I'm done eating.
Artie - *friendly introduction because you have to give them false hope* Hi. I live in this big house here and plan to take over Newcrest. We've never met before.
Baako Jang - Hi. You're weird.. and red.
Artie - Yes but don't you want to hang out with me?
Baako - No.. I really don't. Good night.
Addy - Your plan for a victim is failing..
Artie - My senses are tingling.. someone is on my front yard.
Addy - Your old man senses.
Artie - Excuse you.. what are you doing on my lawn?
Vlad - Why haven't you come to see me?
Artie - Because you're useless to me in this instance.
Vlad - I am not useless.
Artie - Yes you are. A vampire with no vampire lore knowledge. I'm not being turned into a vampire and unless you want me to cure you, I have no use for you besides this.. *shakes his hand with a hand buzzer*
Vlad - *jerks around*
Artie - Hey you think you can kill a vampire by doing this a whole bunch?
Addy - Not likely you can't kill anything in this game in that kind of manner.
Artie - That's true.
Vlad - *hisses* I'm going to bite you now.
Artie - *mocks* I'm going to bite you now.. Time for bed. Don't come in.. you're not invited.
Artie - Ahh.. you smell that? That's the smell of sweaty geeks, computers and cosplayers baking in the sun. Combined with the steady whir of the game systems this is like heaven for the weirdos. Let's go see who is gonna be here.
Vivian - I'm going to go check out the swag.
Artie - Okay dear. Try and get posters too if they pop up.
Artie - *mocking* Well well.. Morty Goth. They say emulation is the best form of flattery and right now I believe it.
Mortimer - You are wrong! This has nothing to do with you, fiend.
Artie - I don't believe you. I always knew you wanted my job.
*Proceeds to mock and slander and jeer for hours until he has all but 1 fight left on the third tier of his aspiration*
