Chapter 22 -- Transition to Bjorn"Huh? What's that? Who's there?"
(I'm the Watcher, Bjorn. The guardian of your family's destiny.)
"Oh, right, my dad told me about you. Look, I don't really need a Watcher. I've figured it out already: once I finish these portraits, I'll take 10 photographs and use them for my collection. I'll marry either Izumi or Aahana, probably Izumi because I like her house better. Then I'll pick up 12 points from maxing gourmet cooking, 12 from maxing baking, and 10 or 11 from reaching the top of the culinary career. I'll probably max cooking, too, so that'll be another 2 points. That'll get me to 36, and I'll certainly get some satisfaction points. My wife and the kid should bring in a few more points, and I'll make a good friend or two, and that'll take care of the rest. So basically, you don't have to stick around."
(I forgot -- you're a loner like your grandfather.)
"Yup, so you can just go and do whatever Watchers do. I'll be fine on my own, really."
(Excuse me, Mr. Fine-on-your-own, but are you aware that your face is covered in orange spots?)
"Pimples?"
(No, a rash. How do you feel?)
"Itchy, and kind of headachy."
(I hope that's not a group meal you're making.)
"Um--"
(Well, if you bring it to a full, rolling boil that should kill off all the germs. Go and order some medicine from the computer and drink it.)
"Ooh, that one looks like a whale. I just loved
Moby Dick, didn't you?"
"Um, I never actually read it, and I don't understand how you can see anything with the stairs in the way."
"Oh, but looking at the clouds through the stairs is more interesting because you can guess at what the shapes might be."
(How are things going?)
"Watcher, so far she's referred to or quoted five books I've never even heard of, let alone read. It's like hanging out with my Simlish teacher."
(Well, she
is a bookworm. Do you want to go spend some time with Aahana?)
"Another stranger whose name I can't spell? Not really. At least I'm not tense around Izumi anymore."
"Romancible at last. Hallelujah!"
"Izumi, I know that there's a difference in our ages, but I really think we could have a good relationship. And I was really glad to hear that you're still single."
"
My love is like a red, red rose that's newly sprung in June," said Izumi, taking the rose.
"Um yeah, that is a red rose."
(She's quoting a poem by Robert Burns. Say "
My love is like a melody that's sweetly sung in tune," and she'll be yours forever.)
"
My love is like a melody-- sorry, I can't remember the rest."
"
That's sweetly sung in tune," quoted Izumi, looking at Bjorn adoringly.
The next day, after he'd finished his last portrait, Bjorn took Izumi to Myshuno Meadows. "I have to take some photographs," he said, "and I'd like to get one of you to hang in our museum."
"Museum?" said Izumi.
'Yeah, I'm in a dynasty and I have to come up with a collection...Oh, look, what's that over there?"
"I've never seen a heart-shaped cloud before," said Bjorn.
"
Only from the heart can you reach the sky," said Izumi. "That's from a medieval Persian poet named Rumi -- you probably haven't heard of him."
(Actually, it's from the last of the fireworks that went off at your great-grandfather Ojo's wedding. He was whisked off to his new house before he could see them.)
To take more pictures, Bjorn and Izumi went to the Island Bluffs in Windenburg.
"Oddly enough, I've lived here all my life, but I've never been here before," said Izumi. "This is really --"
Bjorn leaned in for the kiss.
"Oh," said Izumi. "Oh my. That was quite lovely, but I feel rather tired. I guess it's like Sleeping Beauty in reverse."
(Sleeping Beauty is a fairy tale--)
"Watcher, I've heard of Sleeping Beauty."
(This would be a lovely place for a proposal if only Izumi were awake. Why don't you take some photographs for a while?)
Bjorn had a better idea. By the time Izumi woke up, however, he was hungry and sleepy, so they both went to their separate homes.
Bjorn woke up again around 2 am. He took his portraits and photos over to the Museum.
After adding Houser's portrait, he turned around and saw his great-grandfather Ojo.
"Everything going all right?" asked Ojo.
"Yeah," said Bjorn. "I'm just trying to find space for the rest of my portraits and collection."
"You'll have to go upstairs," said Ojo. "Is the Watcher as bossy as ever?"
"I'll say. She's a know-it-all, too."
(You two do realize I can hear you?)
Bjorn found a place for the rest of his family. Top left to right, Katlin, Caroline, Norah, Harper; bottom, Dewayne Bjergsen, Bjorn, Talon Bjergsen.
He squeezed in his photographs around the windows. When he finished, Bjorn found himself talking to another ghost. "I'm your great-great-grandmother Alice Spencer-Kim," she said. "I like the look of that girl in the photo. Are you two getting married?"
"I hope so," said Bjorn. He left the Museum before he could meet any more of his ancestors.
Early the next morning, earlier than he really wanted, Bjorn got a call from Izumi. "Want to go on a date with me?" she asked. "I was thinking we might go to the spa."
(Great! You can try for baby in the sauna.)
Yoga wasn't Bjorn's idea of a date activity, but he knew he wouldn't be able to talk to Izumi until she finished her class.
Before going into the sauna, Bjorn dropped to one knee.
(You're taking a chance -- she's not in a flirty mood. But I guess you're committed now.)
Izumi inspected the ring before putting it on.
Then she leaped into Bjorn's arms. "Is that a yes?" he asked.
"Yes," said Izumi, "even though that was one of the worst dates I've ever been on. I've got to go. Bye."
And Izumi left.
"Watcher, I don't understand. I just proposed to her. How could that be a bad date?"
(Maybe you should have picked a more romantic spot for your proposal.)
"But she's the one who suggested the spa."
(Look. Just call her and ask for another date. Pick a place where there's a wedding arch -- like the garden in Willow Creek.)
And that was where Bjorn and Izumi got married.
Bjorn's stats upon moving in:Portraits: $957
Photographs: $107
Satisfaction points: 1000
Job: Culinary, 2
Aspiration: Master Chef
Household Income: $18,460