Four Weddings but no Funeral
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As soon as she got back, Abigail went to talk to David2, her purple guinea pig. He affectionately bit her on the nose.
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She then told her mother that Sam had proposed, and she had accepted him. "Wonderful!" said Caroline. "We'll go shopping for your dress tomorrow. Oh, and I'll see if Emily Hudson can do the catering. We may have to go into the city to find a pianist and also look for a photographer..."
Abigail slipped away while her mother was still talking.
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"I don't want a big wedding," she told Sam. "Did you know that 30 percent of all couples spend more than $10,000 on their weddings? It would take us forever to pay it off. Let's just elope." Sam, who had no interest in dressing up in a tuxedo, agreed.
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The second wedding took place between Sebastian and Penny. Sebastian discovered that he liked having Penny around. "If you marry me," he told her, "then you won't have to waste any time walking over to use my computer."
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Penny wanted to elope, too. "Let's keep it as private as possible," she told Sebastian. "You know my mother and punch bowls."
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Maru had vowed never to become interested in anyone again but to spend the rest of her life rescuing strays. She had heard there were many strays that could be found on Deadgrass Island in the middle of the night. She didn't find any dogs or cats there, but she did find Shane Wetzel. It was obvious that he'd been imbibing too freely of juice.
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"Shane," she said, "you've got to lay off the juice. It's really bad for your liver. I've been a nurse. I should know."
"I don't need a lecture from you!" he shouted.
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Maru shouted back. "You need a lecture from someone! You're ruining your life. And don't say it doesn't matter what you do. Of course it matters."
"I'm sorry," said Shane. "I just had a bad day and I was taking it out on you."
"No," said Maru. "You were taking it out on yourself. I just got in the way."
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Shane left, but Maru stayed at the beach until daybreak, watching the waves roll in. To her surprise, she got a text from Shane soon after sunrise: Ur rt. I do need help. Come over & talk?
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"I'm going juice-free from now on," said Shane. "I want to thank you for being honest with me. Come out for breakfast?"
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Over breakfast (Shane drank water), he told her that he hated his job at Jojamart. "If I work harder I can get a promotion, but I don't really want a promotion," he said. "It's like going deeper into the inferno. But I do want to make progress at something."
"Quit your job," Maru suggested. "You could take up..." she hesitated. Leah was the town painter, Clint and her mother the woodworkers, Willy Breen the fisher, Elliott the writer, and Sam the musician. "You could help me when I set up my vet clinic."
"Or I could take up fossil-hunting," mused Shane.
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In no time at all, he and Maru got married.
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From the diary of Tildy Holmes:
Rasmodius was talking to a small animal in a cage when I went to see him.
"Great news!" he greeted me. "The Junimos have decided to try living with us as small pets. This is Junimouse, that's Hogimo, that's Guinimo, and Bubimo is the purple one."
"I'm surprised they're willing to stay in a cage," I said.
"Well, they don't stay any longer than they want to," said Ras. "Hogimos went over to Whiskerman's Wharf and sent me a postcard, and Guinimos is experimenting with rocket fuel. They pretty much come and go as they please."
"I have great news, too," I said. "The eighth wedding just took place. That means mine is the next, except I have no idea whom to marry. It seems like all the eligible bachelors have been taken."
Wizard Rasmodius coughed. "All?" he questioned.
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And then he surprised me by dropping to one knee. I tried to stop him. "No. Wait. Are you sure you want to do this?"
Of course he was really embarrassed that I'd turned him down. And I felt really bad about hurting his feelings. So he apologized and I apologized.
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The next time he proposed, I said yes, and we had a quiet wedding at home.
And this ends the first part of Sims in Stardew Valley.