Larger Text VersionScarlet - Let's see where were we...
JR - In the story or the book, Mommy?
Scarlet - The Story..
JR - Oh well in that case we were at the part where everyone said I was completely and totally adorable. *cheese*
Scarlet - Are you sure?
JR - Yes and there was talk about me and Aurora. Who is Aurora, Mommy?
Scarlet - You'll know soon enough. You ready to read together?
JR - You mean we weren't?
Scarlet - I was reading.. you were preening.
*random seat shift later*
JR - Auntie Caroline.. I can't see the book.
Scarlet - *continues to read*
Caroline - *talking to Angelique* Can you believe that show? They really need to stop leaving it on cliffhangers like that or no one is going to come back.
Angelique - Everyone is totally coming back and you know it.
JR - *internal: Okay maybe if I stretch my neck..*
Cassie - Hello.. old lady here. Can we change the channel or something? I'd rather die than watch another episode of whatever that was.
MacKenzie Chu - I totally agree.
Scarlet - *still reading on the other couch*
JR - *internal: Oh.. I see something! Why is Auntie Caroline's chest so big? They're like.. huge. I wonder if she's sick. Is it cancer? Are they just swollen because she walked into something? I wonder what they feel like. Mommy's aren't that big. I wonder if she would let me cuddle with her. Oh! She caught me looking.. still struggle to see book pages. I don't even know what this story is about anymore.*
JR - Haha! Come back from that one.
Heath - That was a really good move, Jax.
JR - Thank you!
Scarlet - Boys.
Heath - Haha! Now come back from that!
JR - Well played Daddy.. Well Played.
Scarlet - Can we be nice for a little bit? It's three games.
Heath/JR - Where's the fun in that?
Addy - You're looking very pleased with yourself.
Aurora - Another fine day of school, I got that bully with a laxative and my homework is done.
Addy - So where are you headed off to?
Aurora - To tell Dino Dan, of course and to make sure that no one has touched any of my things in my personal clubhouse.
Addy - Okay if you're sure.
Aurora - Of course I am. I wish to not be disturbed!
Cassie - You didn't believe me when I said I would rather die than watch this show again.. happy now people? You've killed me.
Artie - It's not that bad, Cass. C'mon get up.
Cassie - No.. no more Bieber.
Artie - *still watching TV* I don't see what the big deal is..
Everyone else - *gasp*
Bridgette - Artie.. did they get a new uniform?
Artie - *snaps out of it* Hey.. You're..
Reaper - Oh uhh.. *poof*
Artie - What about Cassie?!
Reuben Reaper - Umm.. I heard there's a dead body?
Artie - *yep still watching tv* Hey dude.. yep right here. Take care of her will ya? She was almost my girlfriend.
Reuben - Bet your wives loved that.
MacKenzie - Why are you still watching this?
Artie - I don't know.
Bridgette - It is kind of eye-catching.
Addy - Aurora you okay over here?
Aurora - Haiii -Yah!
Addy - Is that a yes?
Aurora - Yeah I'm good.. why?
Addy - No reason.. keep playing.
Reuben - So wait.. this gig is basically watching tv surrounded by women?
Artie - Right now it is.
Reuben - I have got to start one of these.
Artie - Hey.. Chat up the Boss. I might need a Pollinator again.
Reuben - My wife would kill me.. over and over and over again.
Artie - That's what you get for marrying a banshee.
Artie - Now.. I know that Cassie kept up her end of the deal with the whole dying instead of watching thing. But you don't have to follow. Okay?
MacKenzie - You really are stupid.
Artie - I get that a lot but no I'm actually quite smart.
MacKenzie - What do you want, red man?
Artie - Well I was kind of planning something but I was hoping you would...
Artie - See.. it would work.. If you could do that.
MacKenzie - It physically pains me to tell you that you're right but fine but only because it something I want.
Artie - I know.. I'm irresistible.
MacKenzie - *grunts*
Rachebe - *dancing* Oh yeah. I did it. Oh yeah I did it.
Addy - Congratulations! What did you do exactly?
Rachebe - Thanks! Didn't you notice? I'm the best smuggler ever and I got a new rocket.
Addy - Oooh new rocket. Yes very much congrats then.
Rachebe - Yeah and I have a plan..
Addy - This should be good.
Rachebe - What do you say, sweetheart?
Ash - *batting his lashes* Oh.. my. Of course!
Addy - It's settled then but after Aurora and JR come back from school.
Rachebe - *still making lovey faces at Ash* Of course. Dynasty requirements and all that.
Ash - I can wait..
Addy - While you're waiting.. go read some books. You know the kind that make it so little children don't have to pee.
Rachebe - There is a bed in there.
Ash - I bet I can teleport first.