Dr. McHugh - Alright. I'm out of here. Bye Aria.
Aria - Doctor come back! It's only 8 am!
Doctor - Nope. I'm done for the day. Bye.
Aria - I can't believe this. He makes the other machine unusable and then just leaves. Because we all know I'm the only one that cleans stuff around here.
Addy - Looks like a shift change. Obviously this is going to be an issue for these 6 am mornings.
Aria - You mean other than the fact I didn't get my last night in the tent done.
Addy - Exactly.
Mauricio - What does it say Aria?
Aria - You really shouldn't talk while trying to run, sir. But as far as I can tell. It says you run goofy.
Mauricio - Really?
Aria - No.. just pointing out the obvious. Keep going.
Aria - Blargle Fargle Grimple Goo.
Addy - Umm.. what's wrong?
Aria - I can't diagnose any of my patients because someone thought it would be fun to break both X-ray machines And of course, I'm the only one that seems to give a flying hoot..
Aria - Oh now someone shows up. Wait.. I don't know her. Does she even work here.
Addy - Weird clothes, plain shoes.. Yes.
Aria - Oh well at least I won't have to do both.
Aria - Well hello little guy. Haven't I seen you before?
Amir Villareal - Yeah. You live with my Daddy.
Aria - Oh that's right. Amir. How are you not feeling well today sweetie?
Amir - *giggle, hic* I can't stop giggling and Tatianna says I can't come home until I'm fixed.
Aria - Oh poor little guy. Why would she say that?
Amir - Because we're having a party later for her birthday and she doesn't want me to get you guys sick.
Aria - That's sweet and demanding of her.
Amir - Welcome to my life.
Aria - You can relax a little Amir.
Amir - But I suddenly have spots.
Aria - Oh.. well that helps me figure out what's wrong faster. I'll have you out of here in no time.
Amir - So I don't need to be scanned?
Aria - Oh no.. I'm still doing this because I need the practice.
Later that night Tatianna invited her Dad to come to her party. So of course the whole house went.
Tatianna - Dad.. did you bring your own grilled cheese to my party?
Reid - Yes.. yes I did. I forgot to put it down before we came over when you called.
Tatianna - Silly man.
Reid - I'm starving and your chef hasn't arrived yet. So.. wanna tell me why your brother isn't growing up tonight too?
Tatianna - I don't know. Uncle Max said it was my birthday.
Artie - Max Villareal. You old dog. How's the Renegades?
Max - *gasp* Artie Grim.. how are you still alive?
Artie - I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you, kid.
Amir - I think I'm going to go downstairs now, Uncle Max. Hi Mr. Artie. Bye Mr. Artie.
Max - It's so good to see someone who remembers the good ole days. How you been?
Artie - Oh I'm just peachy you know? I'm sweet with a hard core and kind of fuzzy on the outside. So Max.. I know your neice is having a party downstairs but I need to talk to you.
Artie - So.. you get my drift, Maxi boy?
Max - Why you gotta threaten me like that, huh?
Artie - Because Reid is the son I didn't have this time and if his kids keep getting culled, it's going to break his heart. And I can't have that, capiche?
Max - Yeah I got it.
Artie - Good boy, Maxi. Enjoy the party.
Amir - So how come you get to live in Daddy's house and I don't.
Margaret - Because my mother died.
Amir - So did mine.
Margaret - Yes but you have your Uncle to take care of you. I was alone.
Amir - I still think it's unfair.
Margaret - You stand to inherit all of this with your sister.. I'm not sure you know what unfair is. Now that I'm in. I can't get out.
Amir - What do you mean?
Margaret - I'm stuck in that house until I die.
Amir - So no moving?
Margaret - None.. and if I don't do my homework, the watcher threatens to make me eat spoiled sprouts.
Amir - Ewww
Max - You picking on the kid. I'll pick on you.
Margaret - Don't you start with me old man. I'll tell the red guy.
Max - Ohhh a little tattle tale.
Margaret - Would you rather get beat by a girl?.. In a party dress. Yeah I didn't think so.
Simonis - *closes his eyes and pulls one, llama falls*
Alex - YES!
Aria - Oh.. sorry hon.
Melody - That's not very sportsmanlike Alex.
Alex - I've managed to do that every other time.
Melody - Doesn't mean you shout quite so loudly.
Lorena - *sniff*
Reid - Oh.. sweetheart. You look nice. Why are you so upset?
Lorena - Mommy is going to have another baby.
Reid - I know sweetie. It's my baby too.
Lorena - Don't you love me?
Reid - Why would you ask that?
Lorena - Why do you need another one?
Reid - Because I love all my children and I just wanted another one just like you because you're so wonderful.
Lorena - Really?
Reid - Yes sweetie. C'mere for a hug. It's almost cake time. Ready to see your sister get older?
Lorena - Will she have wrinkles?
Reid - She shouldn't but she's a villareal.
She must have her mother in her or something.. Not what I was expecting!
Reid - Oh.. sweetie you look great. Just like your mother.
Tatianna - Thanks Dad.
Reid - Quick before the cake is gone.. let's get Amir.
Addy - Uh-uh. Can't do that buddy.
Reid - But they're twins!
Addy - I don't make up these rules!
Amir - So what do you know about Bridgeport?
Reid - Uhh.. nothing I can share with you.
Amir - Huh?
Reid - It's home to a lot of famous people and crooks.
Aria - I will be so glad when I can start sleeping in a bed again.
Addy - Should be the last night.. just remember to get 6 hours of sleep. No wilderness digest.
Aria - Fine.. fine.
Cara - I have to go for a personal emergency...
Addy - Okay.. bye sweetie. Sorry you didn't make it to the bathroom. Bring home a purple baby, okay?
Cara - I'll try.