Bella - My last day with dark hair. We're having a party where Artie and I are supposed to blow the candles at the same time. Right now that red windbag is actually walking around the house chatting everyone up. Addy had me prepare a treat for him. Which is why you can't come tonight. Sorry, my love. I'm going to put your tombstone into my pocket for a little bit and carry you around with me. Alright. I need to go make two cakes. I'm thinking Devil's cake for him and Angelfood for me. Yeah I thought you'd like that.
Artie - *babying voice* And who's a beautiful and pale nooboo? You are. Yes you are. Don't worry. Even if you stay pasty white, Daddy will still love you. I loved Addy..
Addy - Thanks.
Melody - Do you really think there is a chance she could be that pale with us as her parents?
Artie - Your mother was bright green and your dad was pale yellow. So yes.. I think it's a possibility. *goes back to babying voice* Not that it matters. No it doesn't.. Mommy has to keep talking to the mirror for a while so I'm going to leave you here while I go make friends with a deadbeat baby daddy. Okay? That's a good girl. And remember.. Mommy is on duty so make it extra stinky.
Melody - Artie..
Artie - *normal voice* what?
Artie - Hey D..J JLC.
Addy - Nice save
Artie - Thanks for coming over. How you doing? How's your Day? Tell me something about Yourself. Do you like Grilled Cheese? I love grilled cheese. And boy do I have a scheme for you. Also I think you should date Candy Behr. Nice outfit. I hope you have a great day. You know that color and the glowing bracelets really work for you. C'mere and gimme a hug. Did you know that I'm a whiz at logic puzzles? How about cooking? Boy is that dangerous, am I right?
DBBD - *good friend!*
Cassie - *groan* I feel like I'm about to burst.
Addy - Almost over but don't forget it's your mother's party tonight.
Cassie - Oh yeah.. I should probably actually be there.
Addy - Probably. It's your third trimester..why not just relax until you pop.
Cassie - I'm so uncomfortable I'm not sure I can but let's do this.
Artie - Do I have to age up?
Addy - Yes! For the Hundredth time Yes!
Artie - Didn't have to yell!
(( For some reason the insane red man does this a lot.. I think he's paranoid ))
Bella - I'll go first.. *blows so hard some of the candles tilt*
Artie - *dejectedly tries to get to his cake around the well-wishers*
Everyone else - Happy Birthday!
I couldn't hack the old look on her new body.. so here's the Bella Grandma look!
Artie - *blows and nothing happens* Oh well.. look at that. I guess I won't be getting old today.
Addy - Nice try, gramps. Try again.
Artie - Ow. Holy Pam *groans, cracks his back* I did not miss this feeling..
Addy - You think that's bad.. you should see your hair.
Artie - Oh no.. is it bad..?
Addy - It's.. bright.
Artie - You know what this means..
Addy - No.. what does it mean?
Artie - Oh come on.. Where's the fish cake with the marshmallows and the stuff.?
Addy - Oh.. it's where you can't get it..
Artie - *face falls* Not funny.
Addy - I find it hilarious actually...
Artie - Okay but first I'm going to the bathroom to handle this hair.
Artie - *still mumbling about impossible women.. but at least he has red hair again*
Artie - Hurry up and take the picture!
Addy - Done.
Artie - Hey this almost isn't gag-nasty...
At Age 100, Artie Grim became immortal again.
Artie - Mwahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahaha
Founder: Artie Grim
Traits: Evil, Neat, Insane
[√] 1 Career: Criminal (Boss)
[√] 2 Aspirations: Public Enemy, Chief of Mischief
[√] 3 Skills: Mischief, Logic, Charisma
[√] 4 Rewards: Always Welcome, Speed Cleaner, Moodlet Solver, Free Services
[√] 5 Gold Medal Parties: Birthday Party, Dinner Party, Incognito Costume, House Party, Date
[√] 6 Good Friends(1 Unique BFF): Alexander Goth, Bella Goth, Cassandra Goth, Reid Cheung-Dinh, Joaquin Le Chien, Melody Holder (BFF)
[√] 7 Emotional Whims: Be Mean to Someone (Angry) / Tell Self-Deprecating Joke (Embarrassed) / Tell a Joke (Happy) / Do Sit-Ups! (Energized) / Suggest Fun Activities to Someone (Bored) / Practice Pick-Up Lines in Mirror (Confident) / Send Flirty Text (Flirty)
[√] 8 Museum Pieces: Space Print - Battle Stars (§495) x 8 = Total §3560
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