Artie - It's good to see you again Jaxon
Jaxon - Thanks. I hear you put me through processing quick so I could show up sooner.
Artie - That I did. I think Juli is still in the garden if you need a moment with her.
Jaxon - I think I'll watch Reid sleep, too.
Artie - Good good.. before you go though.. *proceeds to do all the mean interactions needed for work*
Addy - So what have you learned?
Artie - That you need to put that tombstone in the family inventory.
Addy - You'd rather put him away then confess that making a ghost angry was a bad idea.
Artie - Naturally. Not that it's my fault. He just needs to learn how to calm down before breaking all three stereos, half the sinks and both showers. Oh and kicking over the trash can.. that's just immature.
Addy - Riiight. It was all his doing.. nothing to do with you making him angry.
Artie - Exactly.
Artie - So how you doing, Jules?
Juli - It's getting a little better. Thanks for asking.
Artie - Oh of course. I'm a big fan of my household being happy. I mean even if it wasn't in the rules, I'd still let you and Reid stay here.
Juli - Thanks.. I think.
Bella - *thinks* So smoooth.
Addy - At least he's trying.
Artie - Sounding good, Cas.
Cassie - Thanks! I just finished my required 75 hours of playing. Just need to train someone for three hours and I'm done my aspiration.
Artie - Good job, kid. I told you you could get it done. And then we should probably figure out what you want to do after that.
Cassie - Yeah thanks for letting me keep it. I figure I'll do some collecting, maybe start some gardening. What do you think?
Artie - That's good, Thinking ahead. We will need someone when Juli follows Jaxon.
Cassie - Exactly. Though will I get a job? I don't know.
Artie - If you decide you want to be a scientist, we can get Addy to build you a lab down in the basement.
Cassie - Hm. I'll have to think about that. Thanks again!
Artie - Anytime..
Artie - Okay.. you can let the fanfare begin.
Addy - Why?
Artie - I'm now the Chief of Mischief, a professional tormentor.
Addy - It's not a lifetime wish, Old Red. Switch it to another one and get back to work.
Artie - You take the fun out of stuff. Besides I can't finish the other one without two more promotions.
Addy - Why are you feeling flirty?
Artie - Oh because Moira and Dominic were--
Addy - Ahhh lalalala I don't want to hear it, you dirty old man you.
Mortimer - I think Artie is making moves on your sister.
Alexander - I think you're paranoid.
Mortimer - You don't know him like I do.
Alexander - The way Mom tells it, the first time he did this.. He actually let you move in to live your final days in his house with Mom so that you guys could be happy. A world where you had Cass and not me I might add.
Mortimer - Your mother thinks he's charming.
Alexander - That's because he is.
Mortimer - I don't have to like it.
Alexander - Or you could just embrace it.. now you going to actually eat that cake or just glare at it?
Mortimer - Finish your homework
Alex - *deep sniff* Oh yeah.. this is the best.
Addy - You mean outside or being away from your dad?
Alex - Both and the smell of wood dust.
Addy - You may have inhaled too much.
Mortimer - Ding!
Addy - What?
Mortimer - I've maxed my writing skills
Addy - Good job, Morty. Now just 3 bestsellers to go.
Reid - Can I go to bed now?
Addy - Could you not go to bed before?
Reid - Mr. Mortimer told me to stick around and complete some more drawings.
Addy - He's just looking out for you honey. Aren't you Mr Mortimer? It had nothing to do with your need to just chat up random people.
Mortimer - Exactly. Sweet dreams, lad.
Addy - What are you thinking...
Artie - She's a sweet girl.
Addy - Yes I think we can all agree on that. But why are you thinking that?
Artie - She deserves someone nice, don't you think?
Addy - Where you going with this?
Artie - Can't talk, gotta go to work.
Addy - Artie... ARTIE! Oy. Be the watcher he said. It will be easy he said. You know how to handle Dad already he said. He's getting my foot against his bottom.
Cassie - Who are you talking about?
Addy - Oh sorry didn't think you had gotten close enough to hear. Just complaining about my grandfather.
Cassie - Artie?
Addy - No, his son Ares. I have a lot of grandfathers.
Bella - This isn't so hard. I can do this.
Cassie - *trying to not wince.. again* Well you are getting better. maybe. Just a little slower, Mom.
*Three hours later*
Cassie - Okay that's enough practice for today. I have a headache and don't even care that I've completed my aspiration anymore.
Bella - I should do this more often.
Cassie - *groan*
Addy - You know.. every now and then you take being creepy to a new level.
Artie - Shh. I love this show. Just trying to find something to do while Juli plays with the tree and Cas gets fertilizer out of the pink jacket lady.
Addy - Go outside already and leave Summer alone.
Artie - Oh c'mon. Her name is Summer.. that deserves at least five pranks.
Addy - Whatever.. it's your reputation
Nancy Landgraab - Artie Grim. It's so good to see you.
Artie - Don't lie to me Nancy. We both know that you're aware I'm back in the game.
Nancy - Yeah and what of it.
Artie - I gotta say. Once again you're showing your true colors, Nance. Husband looking at other women. Spoiled child causing trouble all over town. And you not home.. decided to be an actual crook and not just one in the boardroom huh?
Nancy - Yes well when I realized they let you and that bald knowitall be boss that anyone could do it.
Artie - Hey! Only I can talk about chrome dome like that. You know nothing, Jane Snow. And you better stop whispering things around the boys about me too or I'll make your afterlife.. well.. let's just say it'll be unpleasant.. like your breath.
Nancy - Why don't you back up, red man. Wouldn't want to have to take you down.
Artie - Oh yea?
Addy - *sigh, drums fingers* You know.. it might be a good time to take up fitness.
Artie - Hey Lucas! I heard you were all grown up now. Check you out.
Lucas - Yeah.. aging works for everyone. Why's everyone so sad today?
Artie - Not sure but guess what
Lucas - What
Artie - *air horn*
Lucas - Ahh!
Random picture of very bright townie. Everyone in the neighborhood was downtrodden today.
Artie - Oh hey a new voodoo doll. Wait.. this one is bound to me.
Mysterious Voice - And I'm not afraid to use it.
Artie - What, Wait, Who's There.. Where are you?
Voice - Let's just say.. you're being watched.
Artie - Mortimer is that you?
Voice - Definitely not.
Artie - Addy?
Voice - No
Artie - Well whoever it is.. this is a bad joke. Okay I hate you bye bye.
Addy - Wait.. where is this?
Artie - Mila's house. Seeing the other one reminded me that Jaxon's could be unbound so I came here.
Addy - To bind it to Lucas?
Artie - Nope to Mila.
Artie - And now I can summon her to yell at her anytime I want. Mwahaha *manaical laughter*
Addy - Oy. We need to get you a hobby.
Don - This guy bothering you, Marcus?
Marcus - No more than usual.
Artie - Oh.. well hello there.
Don - Hi.. maybe you should leave.
Artie - Okay I'm going I'm going.. but just so you know. There's someone I think you should meet...
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