Paolo - And I said to him. 'Man if we don't get some kind of expert in here on this sink soon. We might actually have to put one in the kitchen.'
Artie - And obviously that would be tragic.
Paolo - Yeah.. if we do that we might not be able to make expresso anymore.
Artie - Mwahaha! Broken sink in Marcus's house. Check.
Addy - Don't you mean first sink clogged check?
Artie - Well yes that too.
Addy - Oy.
Artie - Hey this guy has gnomes. I think I like him already.
Addy - I thought you said anyone who lived in this dump deserved to have their sink clogged.
Artie - Just because I'm pranking him, doesn't mean I don't like him.
Addy - I will never understand you.
Addy - Whoa Whoa Whoa. I look away to check on the fishing couple for one second and you're fighting?
Artie - He's a Landgraab in disguise!
Addy - So?
Artie - So I need a third enemy and a Landgraab is the perfect choice.
Addy - Just leave him alone and break his sink already.
Juli - Son. I say this with all due respect. But you have some anger issues. And I know Anger Issues, I live with Artie Grim.
Random Teen that started yelling at Juli - What? Oh. Sorry. I'm going to go do my homework.
Alex - That name gets the weirdest reactions out of people.
Juli - Artie spent the first week in town terrorizing half the world either through mischief or bad rumors so .. yeah.
Addy - Wow that 48 hours went faster than I thought.
Reid - I think you mean not fast enough.
Addy - Maybe. Time seems to be flying by recently. Here let me build you a playground. Go - have fun.
Reid - Yay. What about clothes?
Addy - Okay we do that first.
Alex - Oh and the red guy is apparently a terrorist.
Reid - You mean Artie? I love him.
Alex - I don't think you heard me.
Reid - I heard you.. doesn't change things. You should get to know him too. Maybe then they'll get you cool clothes.
Bella - C'mere big boy.
Mortimer - Sweetie.. out here? On the roof?
Bella - That's why they call it a whim, silly. I won't let you drown.
Addy - Now who is being a creeper.
Artie - I know I know. It's just. He's gonna be dead soon and I'm closer to his son than he is.
Addy - That's because you were brainwashing your minion.
Artie - No no. I just like kids. You were the last one in a really long line, you know? And that was a long time ago. If you don't count Astrea's munchkin.
Addy - Who's Astrea?
Artie - Oh uhh.. different story for a different time. But still.. I feel bad for them.
Addy - Technically you gave them a life they never would have had on their own.
Artie - Minion bonus package.. I know.
Bella - Sweetie, are you sure you're feeling well?
Cassandra - Yeah I'm great.. why?
Juli - You have splotches.
Cassie - Oh no.. are they bad?
Bella - Well they are definitely noticeable. How about I get you some medicine?
Cassie - Okay... I don't want to be sick on my birthday.
Bella - I know sweetie.
Cassie - Mom, Can I ask you something?
Bella - Your brother already asked for chocolate cake and yes you guys are still sharing one party, one cake. I'm not having cake leftovers for days.
Cassie - Oh I know and I'm okay with that. It's just. I'm going to be an adult today. Do you think Artie invited us to live here so I would marry him for this dynasty thing?
Bella - Honestly, I don't know. Not even sure he knows. Right now he's kind of wrapped up in making sure he has things covered. He's making the Dynast House Club the best in the world and he's working towards the top of his career. Just be glad he doesn't pull the same pranks on us he pulls on everyone else.
Cassie - I guess that's true but I have no feelings for him.
Bella - Sometimes.. that makes it easier honestly. No more talk. Go get cleaned up while I finish this cake.
Cassie - Okay Mom.
Artie - See I told you guys getting a rocket would be a great idea.
Mortimer - Artie we need to talk about today.
Jaxon - Less talking, more banging
Mortimer - That is exactly what we need to talk about.
Artie - He was talking about my rocket, Morty.
Mortimer - So was I!
Jaxon - Fine you two can keep your double talk. I'm off to shower before the party.
Geoffrey - Hey Bella. Looking good today.
Bella - Thanks Geoff. Not so bad yourself. How's Nancy..?
Geoffrey - Not bad..
Artie - *whistling* I'm so telling his wife.
Juli - Since I'm chopped liver, I'm going to just keep gardening and shoo the giant red bug that's suddenly here.
This is what we call a picture fail. This is the exact moment the confetti and sparkles all went away.Reid - Hurry up I'm so hungry.
Artie - Welcome to adulthood, Cass.
Cassie - Thanks Artie. Can I get a new wardrobe now?
Artie - Yes.. after the party.
Alex - That's a lot of candles.. I hope I get my wish.
Mortimer - I can't believe my kids are getting so big!
Artie - It's about time really.
Mortimer - *glare*
Artie - *grin*
Alex - Whoa. The world is so different up here.
Artie - Not really, kid. But you definitely have more muscles than I thought you would.
Alex - I do?!
Artie - Some.. but not a lot. You know if you want, we could put a gym in the basement.
Alex - That sounds awesome.
Artie - Why yes.. yes it does. Mmm cake.
Jaxon - *dances to no music while waiting for the cake queue to finish*
Juli - So now that the party is almost over and it's gold. How long before you're using that wedding arch out there, huh Artie?
Artie - Hey now.
Mortimer - Hold it.
Cassie - *nervous smile.. ignores everyone*
Jaxon - *chuckles*
Juli - What? It's not like we don't all know what dynasties are for.
Artie - Yes but I don't plan on getting married.
Juli - Why?
Artie - Three marriages is enough to make make a man insane.
Addy - You started that way.
Artie - That's beside the point. I've been married three times already for this type of challenge. Each one has a small piece of my heart with one in particular getting most of it. While she knows I need to get an heir naturally, I don't plan to break her heart anymore than I already have or to make her share any other parts of me.
Cassie - That's actually sweet.
Artie - That doesn't leave this room.
Mortimer - I'm still watching you, Grim.
Minor Crimelord Artie - Are you watching me.. or am I watching you by letting you think you're watching me?
Mortimer - ...
Addy - Ow.. brain hurts.
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