I spent all day building the house! Amazing how that works but thank you everyone that has been reading and enjoying. Has anyone had any trouble with the images? There are 2 that are giving me conniption fits on my computer was hoping no one else was. If you are, sorry! Can't figure out what's going wrong
New update coming soon because I can't sleep normal human hours! Wheeee
It's here!
Artie - Okay so since you've spent all but 80 bucks. What do you think the next step is?
Female Voice - Well there are some differences I think I should point out.
Artie - Like what?
FV - This time around there are big goals called aspirations instead of one lifetime goal. So instead of LTWs it's aspirations and you can change them more often than you change your clothes.
Artie - Fortunately **READ SADLY** I think I have a better grasp of the proper clothing to wear to things these days.
FV - Which means you definitely can change them more than that. You need to complete two. Seems you chose Public Enemy and Chief of Mischief. You sure?
Artie - I'm evil aren't I?
FV - Yeeesss but. Colt did the same ones and you know he's going to give you major flak since yours are easier than his were.
Artie - That's because I'm the best.
FV - Oy.
Artie - Sound like your mother.
Artie - Well hello little Simharan queen.
FV - You're despicable.
Artie - I'm a guy.
FV - Anway. That's Siobhan. She used to live on this lot.
Artie - Oh then I should go introduce myself.
FV - She's also a part of the club that the mischief club is mean to.
Artie - Oh.. so she's victim #1 then.. even better.
Artie - *puts on the smolder* Hi
Siobhan - Uhh..hi.
Artie - I'm the guy that just moved into this lot.
Siobhan - So you're the one that made me lose all my closet space.
Artie - Yeah sorry about that. No hard feelings I hope.
Siobhan - No no. You're not the first.
Artie - Good good, let's shake on it.
Artie - Whoops! Forgot I had that on.
Siobhan - *goes cross-eyed*
Siobhan - I can't believe you did that! How rude are you?!
Artie - Who you callin' rude, sweetcheeks? Do you even know who I am?
Siobhan - A nobody that's going to fail his dynasty within a month. Excuse me.
Artie - I really don't like her.
FV - I think the feeling was mutual.
Artie - Good.
Artie - Hey how you guys doing? Why you on my lot?
Ulrike - Didn't anyone tell you that the Welcome Wagon would be stopping by? And why do you talk so funny?
Artie - Oh sorry.. was having a Tony moment. Hi I'm Artie. And who are you, painted lady?
Ulrike - I'm Ulrike Faust and this isMila Munch. The newcomer is my roommate Maike. and that's Dominic Fyres. He used to live on this lot.
Artie - Is that why he brought me a fruitcake?
Ulrike - It's gourmet fruitcake.
Artie - Hey I may be new to the neighborhood but I've been around. Fruitcake is fruitcake and this is the wrong kind. I'm the right kind though *eyebrow wiggle*
Ulrike - Ummm...
FV - Yeah none of us know how to take him either.
Artie - Shut it Woman!
Mila - Oh dear. He's insane isn't he? Talking to himself like there is someone there.
Artie - See what you did Addy.
Mila - Is Addy your split personality?
Artie - What did you say to me?
Mila - I asked if Addy was your crossdressing stage name.
Artie - Oh you've done it now.
Artie - Take that!
Mila - Ahh.. huh?
Dominic - Haha. Your drink seems to have failed.
Artie - Oh.. bleargl *facepalms at his fail*
Mila - How dare you, you little sunburnt freak.
Artie - What did you call me?
Mila - You heard me.
Artie - Lady.. your mother is a Llama.
Mila - *stomps away and kicks over the trash can*
Artie - Hey! You can't do that! I hate mess! And this is my yard and only I can make messes!
Mila - Ha! Well I'm not cleaning it up.
Maike - Well this certainly got weird.
Dominic - So.. about those local fishing holes, Ulrike?
Ulrike - Oh no. Those haven't changed but the dude that took over your house is going to be fun.Artie - I'm going to make you pay for this, you pudgy Judy Bunch wannabe.
FV - You're supposed to stay on your feet in a fight, old man.
Artie - I'm gonna wring your neck!
Maike - You guys should really stop. This is quite rude.
Artie - Take that!
Mila - You lost, you dazed lunatic.
Artie - And don't you forget it!
Mila - *growls*
Dominic - Hmm. I'll have some of the fruitcake I brought.
Ulrike/Maike - Whoa!
Artie - This isn't the last time you've seen me! Enemies! Forever! Now Get Off My Lawn!
Artie - And you! Get that big nose out of my business, ya hear?
Maike - Well I never! I can see we're not wanted.
Artie - Disliked by 2 people and 10 mischevious interactions. Done.
FV - Don't look so happy. I think their pixels are still in a twist.
Artie - Oh look. I already achieved Become an Adult and Join the Criminal Career too.
FV - That first one is up for debate.
Artie - I'm older than you.
FV - Yes.. you're ancient. I know, I remember what you looked like with wrinkles but you're never getting your glow back, old man.
Artie - *ignoring her* Oh I need to be disliked by two more people. Oh look, there's a kid.
FV - And he's off..
Artie - Hey kid.. your mother's a llama!
Lucas Munch - Ooo, I'm telling her you said that!
FV - Technically, about an hour ago, you said his grandma was a llama.
Artie - Oh! You're Mila's kid?
Lucas - Yeah she came over to your house for the welcome wagon. She's gonna kick your bottom.
FV - Technically she's already done that.
Artie - Yeah well your mama is a... *BEEEP/Forum Filtered*
FV - Artemis Grim!
Artie - Hey you don't get to use that name!
Lucas - What name?
Artie - Only SHE can use that name.
FV - Touchy Touchy..
Lucas - Uh. I didn't call you a name.. and I think I hear my brother calling. Bye! *very quickly leaves*
Artie - Okay one more victim for a full day of aspiration fulfilling.. whatever.
Artie - Get off my lawn, girly man!
FV - Is that any way to greet new people?
Marcus - I'm not on your lawn.. I think. Who are you?
Artie - Artie Grim.. new resident of this fair... lot. Now get your twinkle toes pointed in a new direction.
Marcus - You're the one who kicked my boy Dominic out.
Artie - He got a new home!
Marcus - His family had lived here for generations man.
Artie - Too bad.. so sad. Now I'm goinna.
Marcus - Not if I take you out..
Moira - Don't you guys think that five fights in a row is enough?
Artie - Not until one of us dies!
FV - No.. that's not how this works. Besides now you've done all you can until your fourth promotion.
Artie - Fine fine.
Artie - So my understanding is that you're the cool Munch. One of the Renegades.
Wolfgang - Yeah that's right.
Marcus - I hate you.
Artie - Shhh. Cool people are talking... Well helloooo my beautiful beanpole.
FV - She's a teenager, Artie
Artie - Balls.
Wolfgang - Whaa?
Artie - Nothing, Nothing.. So tell me about the Renegades?
Wolfgang - Oh we're kind of like you know.. Renegades.
Artie - so you pick on people and clog drains.
Wolfgang - Pretty Much.
Artie - I'm in.
Artie - So.. take me to your leader?
Wolfgang - Oh man, you're a riot.. This is gonna be good.
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