Well, here we are again dear readers, and so much has happened it’s going to be tough to fit it into one post. My creator (and somewhat obsessed) “Watchette”) has been literally pulling her hair out with us! Her real life family are considering having her sent for “treatment”, and her real life house is looking like ours does after one of my great parties! She says we’re all “laggy” and “bugged” and she just wants to be “done with us” – charming!!
Anyway, enough of her, back to the Garlands
So, I left off with dear Scarlett, the seventh generation who has grown in to an astonishing young woman. Even though she lost her mother Lauren while she was just a teen, she has thrived. She completed her aspiration as a curator relatively easily, but then decided she wanted to be a “public enemy”, well this was worrying, she wanted to watch someone actually die (well this upset me, especially as she lives with us 6 old folks).
She went around the town picking fights :
And then asking other old people over to the house to workout with her :
None of which worked, and then even when she did finally succeed by chance at the park, she didn’t get the credit for it, so thank heavens she gave up and suddenly got obsessed with grilled cheese!!
You may notice a little baby bump – yes indeed, she has a lovely boyfriend in the town, but like so many young people these days, she is not interested in marriage or living together. She wants us all to raise the child together. Here’s one of the few photos of them together ; he’s a handsome one. I can’t help thinking he might be one of darling Romeo’s descendants :
She delivered alone in her room, a beautiful baby boy, Maverick. The 8th generation of Garlands :
Nanny Rose was straight in for cuddles of course :
And soon after achieving this little delight; she achieved her final promotion to be a criminal oracle, not that’s what I call a work uniform :
And with the help of the boys, she also achieved her very strange aspiration about grilled cheese, by going to eat a sandwich in her rocket ship! Like I said, a little strange :
In other news, Cooper has been acting oddly, and although the house has 8 perfectly clean and useable lavatories, he decided to have a wee in the garden :
Down at the disco, some very famous ghosts have appeared ; spot Candy checking out Joachin’s behind
And one that perhaps only any English soccer fans will understand, it appears that Robbie Savage has retired to Willow Creek :
I thought it might be time to show you how things are going with the house. With so many mouths to feed, and the vain lot all demanding a constant supply of my legendary youth brownie, we are stockpiling! Here’s a few snaps of the strange collections – the fish up in the attic, and all the flowers and potions down in the basement. Along with the emergency supplies of the brownie :
Oh, and how could I forget to tell you this ; *someone* decided that I had it too easy for too long, and so I have also joined the others in the police service!
Anyway, I will sign off now, leaving you with a photo of our darling Maverick. I can’t take too much credit for his looks, although by some miracle of sim genetics (and to the delight of our creator), he has my green eyes:
More soon, bye for now darlings
Watcher's note : Rose isn't lying when she talks about me. This has been a very frustrating week. The public enemy aspiration is all but impossible to complete, so having to get an emergency aspiration for Scarlett. Then Rose decided she would bug out and suddenly wouldn't create ambrosia - thank heavens for stockpiling- fixed by a repair. Then baby Maverick was the sweetest, and most silent nooboo, NEVER crying, and almost got taken away! If there were other babies I would follow the marvellous @oshizu 's tip to feed every time I change a dirty diaper! And the whole house is now just SO slow, but I am more determined than ever to get this finished. Please wish me luck, no bugs, little lag, and pray my RL family don't have me put in an asylum 
