So, I’m worried. Jordan has been acting really strange, he’s been insisting on taking selfies with me and Barney constantly; I mean loads, and then he’s putting them up all over the house….
I can’t work out what’s going on with him? He’s retired from work; now’s the time we can kick back, take some trips, have fun, but he’s acting so strange. Everywhere I look there’s another photo of us? I’m very aware that no-one lives forever, but he’s only 119 days old.
I’ve been feeling great and looking younger since eating this “youth brownie” stuff, mmmm it’s very yummy considering the ingredients; some brown flowers, a mouldy blue fish and some youth serum that Titus bought ages ago.
Jordan won’t eat it though; he says he doesn’t believe in my crockpot medicine and would rather trust the doctors down at the medical centre.
One morning though I was really worried; he got a horrible rash that made him come out in STRIPES? You WHAT??
He didn’t seem concerned, but I just didn’t know what to think. I tried to phone Alice for a chat about Jordan’s ill health but it turns out she has passed away recently
The kids are next door on their own now, with poor Olivia taking charge of them all. Such a responsibility for such a young woman - Oh and what a scandal; turns out that Linda is Olivia’s daughter, Alice had kept that quiet.
Barney suggests they could all come and live here; I suspect he has really fallen for Linda and that might be his motive….hmm still too soon in my view. Anyway, more later, I need to go and rub some salve onto Jordan's stripes.
Some time has passed, I have really struggled to write this, but one lunchtime (thank goodness I was off work), we were sitting in the kitchen eating our fish tacos and Jordan suddenly groaned, and collapsed. I couldn’t wake him up, I couldn’t help. I tried to phone an ambulance, or a nurse, or Liam the doctor who delivered Barney, but no-one came. …..
Dear reader, he’s gone. Jordan has died. The grim man in black came and reaped him just like he had Titus. But Titus was
OLD, Jordan seemed so young and vibrant. I have wept a million tears at his grave, and begged him to come back….
And now I have the rash - I have the stripes. I haven’t told Barney but I just know I’ll be joining Jordan soon; meanwhile I will just eat some more of this cake…. I makes me feel better while I get everything sorted out so Barney can manage alone. This may be my last blog entry, so I'll say goodbye, thanks for reading, it's been fun
