Pippin: We begin with a momentous occasion.
Pippin: Pleasebeagirl, pleasebeagirl...
Pippin: And it's a beautiful boy. Exactly as I was hoping.
Lilibao: Enough sulking, Pip. You're the one who decided not to use apples or watermelons.
Pippin: Fair enough. We'll name him Lyle. And a very flirty and still attracted father of the baby was only too happy to celebrate with his 3rd babymama.
Thayne: Let's hope he gets his good looks from you.
Odessa: Yeah, 'cause she's beautiful like an avocado!
Lilibao: I never know whether I should feel complimented or hungry when she says things like that...
Olivander: Ummm, I think I'm turning into Mr. Fantastic...
Pippin: No, you're turning into a teen.
Thayne: No, look at those ears! Definitely Mr. Fantastic! Look how handsome our boy has become, honey.
Lilibao: Umm, that one's not ours.
Odessa: Samiches!!!
Pippin: And in order to check off one of the early age-up boxes, Thayne went right to work on teaching Olivander to drive.
Thayne: That's just called good parenting.
Olivander: Did you steal Mai's police cruiser.
Thayne: ...maybe...
Pippin: Next up, Thayne needs a romantic interest. No worries, one of his elementary school friends has also aged up.
Pippin: Ah, she was only a teen for about two days. And is now too old to be wooed. So be it.
Lilibao: I'm calling for a babysitter.
Pippin: Why would we need a babysitter?
Pippin: Oh. Female teen who watches children. She seems quite smitten by our young Romeo. That's definitely the yawn of enthusiasm. Well done.
Lilibao: Thank you. And by the way, Nervous is aging up.
Pippin: Who?
Lilibao: Support Sim?
Pippin: Oh, Nervous! Why didn't you say so?
Nervous: Am I being kicked out now?
Pippin: Not quite yet. Oh hey, things are going better for Olivander.
Pippin: Pillow fighting. The absolute height of Sims courtship rituals.
Pippin: See? Of course, he may need to break up with her as she's the only available non-Cora-Flynn teen I know of in town and we've got another teen coming along any day now.
Pippin: Born a day after Olivander, but aged up to teen two days later.
Mal: Am I handsome?
Odessa: Like spaghetti!
Mal: Umm...not sure how to take that...? Dad, what do you think? Dad?
Thayne: You are lovely indeed!
Mal: Thanks!
Pippin: I think he meant Nadia Cho...