Grim was furious at what he was reduced to. He had served thousands of years faithfully while taking pride in his job and they had reduced him to this. Having to do the unthinkable. Relieving himself in a bush. Grim shuddered at the very thought. Oh how they would all pay for this treachery.
They also forced him to eat this mushy substance called "cereal."
He loved a good game of chess, but he was no match for himself.
"Watcher?"
"Yes?" "So I considered the fact that I'm going to have to find a suitable one of the other species and have decided upon one."
"Yay! Grimboos!"
Grim grimaced. The Watcher could be so insensitive.
He called up the suitable one and asked her on a proper meeting to discuss what the sims of this realm called "girl friend."
He of course started with a formal introduction.
"You look as lovely as the deceased."
She looked confused, but at the end smiled.
"I'm almost positive you are the most intelligent of your species and have decided that you would be a suitable one of your species. You are probably the only intelligent one of your species though."
"Probably."
She grinned.
"You are also more beautiful than a death flower picked at midnight while someone is dying."
"I think you are freaking her out." "You are really good at this flirting thing."
"I can't tell if she is joking or not. This is scaring me." Of course Grim knew she wasn't joking. She was an exceptional out of her species.
Before he knew it he was doing one of the defined actions called kissing.
He was usually repulsed by such actions performed, but she was different. She was exceptional.
H e of course asked if she was willing to accept the task of being the suitable one. She agreed. He was surprised when he jumped up and down like a lunatic. In other words, a Watcher.
He of course sighted his commitment to her.
"I will love you even when you will leave this realm. When it is time we will go back to the other dimension and you will see the lunatic that took my place be put in his place. When you are a ghost and travel back here I will let you haunt objects and applaud you. You are as beautiful as a sim that had recently been eaten by a cow plant. You are my evening death flower that shall die by the morning."
"What is happening? You were scared of women a hour ago! A hour ago!" 
His club came to support him.
Bob asked him a very dumb question.
"Why wasn't I invited to join your household?
"Your wife is a stalker."
"That is true."
After that little chit-chat Grim became the Dancing Reaper.
They soon left to go consume a fluid called "coffee." It was delicious.
The cashier was scared about when they would die. Grim of course told them the truth that they would die eating to many potato chips. They cried tears of joy.
"Well then. (Eats potato chips.)"
He then went home and practiced his chosen skill.
He of course got invited to a party and decided to fire dance. He wasn't successful.
"Congrats on the girlfriend Grim!" When are you going to ask her to marry you?"
His voice came out a shriek.
"Marriage?!"
He felt that dizzy feeling again and the world turned black.
"Did I do something, Watcher?"
"Nah, it's a sensitive subject. Don't worry he will
marry her."
Grim's Current Stats In Game:
Career - Astronaut(2)
Adult Aspirations - Leader of the Pack(2)
Three Skills: DJ mixing(6) Logic(3) Charisma(2)
Rewards:
5 parties/dates: Date
Friends:
Whims: Tell a Joke(Happy), Calm Self Down(Tense),
