The Peregrine LifeStates Dynasty--Graveyard, please

[KRae]

Hah, Dork Derby sounds like some sort of race here at Microsoft.

[Malley]

Cyrano had the best reaction to the prank ever. I don't think his eyes could have gotten any bigger without falling out of his head 

[Playalot]

I just don't even know what to comment on first! LOL Quinzel talking to herself is sooo funny. I feel like I've just watched some really weird foreign film that was totally great but that I just couldn't quite keep tabs of the main character! lol. Such a  funny chapter  (Looks at Cyrano's eyes again and giggles*)

[PeregrineTook]

Hah, Dork Derby sounds like some sort of race here at Microsoft.

I enjoyed the dork derby comment as well, though I actually really like that hat.

Cyrano had the best reaction to the prank ever. I don't think his eyes could have gotten any bigger without falling out of his head 

Glad you enjoyed that.  I made the nose and eyes oversized, though until that moment, it was the nose had had been far more noticeable.

I just don't even know what to comment on first! LOL Quinzel talking to herself is sooo funny. I feel like I've just watched some really weird foreign film that was totally great but that I just couldn't quite keep tabs of the main character! lol. Such a  funny chapter  (Looks at Cyrano's eyes again and giggles*)

Thanks!  I'm really glad you're enjoying Quinzel.  The idea to write her that way came when I noticed it was her go-to autonomous move from teen on up.  It also fits the character really well given the origin of her name.

[PeregrineTook]

Pippin:  And even thought the girls enjoyed their childhood days, the time finally came to become teens.



Quinzel:  Does this mean the rendering issue with our chins will go away?
Pippin:  Stop breaking my fourth wall.  It's there for a reason.
Quinzel:  Sheesh, somebody's touchy!
Quinzel:  Is it us or him?
Quinzel:  I'm...not sure actually...
Brigit:  Cake time, Nocturne!



Quinzel:  Yes!  Dance party time!



Nocturne:  Well, that's all well and good, but those men out there aren't going to manipulate themselves.  Busy busy busy...
Pippin:  And indeed the girls were busy with things like school work.



Quinzel:  Wait, so you're saying they actually expect us to read the textbooks?
Nocturne:  I know, right?  Don't they realize there are boys to talk to?
Quinzel:  And pranks to pull.
Quinzel:  Speaking of pranks...
Quinzel:  You know we're just your inner thoughts and no one else can hear us, right?



Pippin:  And so, Quinzel stole the answers to the big test while Nocturne put all the frogs from the science lab in the principal's office.  And they got away with it.  How do you not suspect the crazy clown girl and her sister?
Quinzel:  What?  We were here exercising the whole time.



Pippin:  Thanks to teen vampire powers, Quinzel maxed athletics and social networking in almost no time.  Quinzel also found her romantic interest at prom:  Jan Whittaker. 



Pippin:  And here he is dancing with...Nocturne?
Nocturne:  It's fine, Quinzel said she's done with you and I can have you now.
Quinzel:  Sure thing, Noctoria!
Pippin:  And so, with honor roll, a romantic interest, and level 3 of the mausoleum job, it was cake time.



Quinzel:  Hey, this will be the last time cake is really food for us.
Nocturne:  That's okay.  Now I get to play with my food.
Brigit:  What exactly does that mean?
Nocturne:  Well, manipulate does start with the word "man."



Quinzle:  Mistah J, you may have your Pinnochio moment.
Mistah J:  I'm a real boy!
Pippin:  Wow, he has nice eyes.
Quinzel:  Back off!  He's our imaginary spouse-to-be!
Pippin:  Ummm, eww...and then they both joined the acrobat career...



Pippin:  and got engaged.
Nocturne:  Engagement's for losers and my sister.  I have more fun in mind.
Pippin:  Master romancer lifetime wish. 



Pippin:  And she doesn't waste any time.
Brigit:  My girls are very focused.
Pippin:  But apparently Brigit lost focus while repairing the dishwasher.



Grim:  Heh heh, your misfortune amuses me.  I think I'll let you live.



Brigit:  Aww, thanks buddy!
Pippin:  Yes, thanks.
Nocturne:  And...click.
Grim:  Hey there, Nocturne.  How's my girl?
Pippin:  Really?  You used the relationship transmogrifier to make Grim your romantic interest?
Nocturne:  Hey, I saw an opportunity.

[chetanhaobijam]

Awesome LS Dynasty story, Pippin. Cyrano's French accent is quite funny. Oh, poor Grim, force to have relationship with Nocturne. Bookmarked and looking forward for next update.

[KRae]

I'd say lucky Grim! I can't think of a more appropriate fiancé for Quinzel than an Imaginary Friend.

[Malley]

Grim as a romantic interest? Oh my 

[Playalot]

lol... Grim's all like 'how YOU doing'. Funny.

[PeregrineTook]

Awesome LS Dynasty story, Pippin. Cyrano's French accent is quite funny. Oh, poor Grim, force to have relationship with Nocturne. Bookmarked and looking forward for next update.

Glad you're enjoying it!  We've not seen the last of Grim and Nocturne...

I'd say lucky Grim! I can't think of a more appropriate fiancé for Quinzel than an Imaginary Friend.

Agreed, Nocturne is lovely and Grim should be thanking his lucky stars that she manipulated him into a relationship.
And yes, the IF choice just felt right  :=)

Grim as a romantic interest? Oh my 

Yep.  Didn't know I could do that, so it was a pretty amusing surprise when it worked.

lol... Grim's all like 'how YOU doing'. Funny.

Yes!  He became Joey from Friends!!

[PeregrineTook]

Pippin:  Thankful to still be alive, Brigit went out to celebrate with her husband.



Pippin:  The photographic evidence of their celebrating was destroyed.



Pippin:  And Quinzel worked on furthering her acrobat career by auditioning for a gig.



Quinzel:  Look, I'm holding this plumbob above my head!
Quinzel:  What if that thing actually fell and crushed us?
Quinzel:  Not if we crush it first...
Pippin:  And why is Nocturne in the background in her underwear?



Pippin:  Oh, I guess that happened.  Another thing that happened was the addition of a basement.  The top area is the mausoleum.  Then we have a central area for keeping finished heirs busy doing things that don't involve learning new skills and jeopardizing this dynasty.



Cyrano:  But I want to learn to make ze salad of autumn!
Pippin:  I swear, I will lock you in this basement if I have to!  Anyway, at the bottom are the sleeping areas for finished heirs so the ground floor and upstairs can be focused on the current heir.
Quinzel:  That's me!  I'm current!



Pippin:  Yes, and you are currently annihilating boards.
Quinzel:  Umm, actually I think our hand is stuck in this block...
Quinzel:  AAHH!!!  Kill it!!!  Kill it with fire!!!



Brigit:  Look, honey, we have all-in-ones.  Let's see if we can fit in this one together.
Cyrano:  Why would we do zat?   
Brigit:  Come in here and I'll show you (wink)
Cyrano:  Oh, well, in zat case...



Nocturne:  Elevators also work for that purpose, in case anyone wondered.
Pippin:  I don't think anyone did.  Aren't you done with that lifetime wish now?
Nocturne:  Well, it's a lifetime wish, so it seems a shame to stop now.  It's a bit cold out.  I think I'll warm up in the hot tub...



Nocturne:  with this random fairy guy whose clothes I'm stealing.



Quinzel:  With all her random guys, Nocarena really puts the "who?" in woohoo!
Pippin:  And speaking of random guys, Quinzel's imaginary fiancé learned martial arts so he can help her by being her punching bag.



Mistah J:  I believe you mean sparring partner.



Pippin:  No, I think I had it right the first time.  And while this relationship is proving successful in its own awkward way, Nocturne was off ruining the relationship between Jessica Talon and Ritchie Striker.



Jessica:  I thought we had something special.
Nocturne:  Oh, I'm something special, and he has me.  Now serenade us while we snuggle in bed.



Pippin:  Sims are so weird.

[Malley]

Nocturne:  Oh, I'm something special, and he has me.  Now serenade us while we snuggle in bed.

I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that Nocturne suggested it or that Jessica actually did it...

[KRae]

I've never played the Master Romancer LTW before, but it looks like fun for a non-heir.

[Playalot]

Putting the who in woohoo... lol. Nice line!

[PeregrineTook]

Nocturne:  Oh, I'm something special, and he has me.  Now serenade us while we snuggle in bed.

I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that Nocturne suggested it or that Jessica actually did it...

I found it so funny that someone was putting the moves on her man and Jessica decided to just sit in the room with them playing the piano.

I've never played the Master Romancer LTW before, but it looks like fun for a non-heir.

Yeah, it definitely made Nocturne's presence with the family more interesting  ;=)

Putting the who in woohoo... lol. Nice line!

Thanks!  I was hoping people would get it as it doesn't look as funny as it sounds.