Chapter 27That's looking rather lovely Dude.
Thanks, see the course taught you how to praise me without criticizing.
Hmm...I don't think I criticize you. I still don't really understand the actual purpose of that course though.This one's a bit over exposed I think. What do you think?Umm, yeah I might have mixed a bit too much yellow. I notice you're not lighting any incense. *snicker*
Yeah. The fire safety portion was pretty scary.No kidding.
Yeah. The thing that I don't get is how come you thought that teaching me how to torch sims would be a good thing?What? I didn't send you so you could learn how to torch us!
You didn't?No! You were supposed to be learning about fire safety in the home and positive motivational techniques.
Ohhh. Well what did you think a course called "10 Best Ways to Fire Up Your Sims" was gonna be about? Hahaha see you've been bitten by the clay bug!Dereck: I know, I just can't put this thing down. How was your course?
Disturbing.Wow! You have been manipulation that lump of clay for hours now... as in hours!Dereck: I know, help me watcher. I...just...can't stop. OOo, one more tweak... help!
Lol, come on, we're heading out for a positive bonding session.Dereck: That sounds gross.
Dereck: Oh watcher I don't know about this. I hate the thought of strangers putting their hands all over me. Just Gross!
Dude: Come ON Dereck, this'll be great! I bet there are some pretty cute chicks working in a joint like this.
Just give it a go. If it's really stressing you out we can leave.Dude: This place is gorgeous.
It is. Dude: Cool, free robes, towels, yoga mats. Nice.
Dude: I'm heading up for a massage. Coming Dereck.
Dereck: Uh, no. Umm, I might just take a look around first.
Dude: *shrug* K then.
Dude: I don't know why Dereck's being so weird about having a massage. What could be better than some hot chick massaging you ....
Umm...you know Dude, I think you need to remember that you're talking about a professional service that offers real health benefits and that politeness is the key to a happy life. Especially seeing as you're still just a teen you know. Plenty time for all that relationship stuff when you're older.Dude: Pfft watcher, don't baby me.
I'm not babying you. I'm actually politely trying to tell you to pull your head in and stop acting like a macho jerk. K?Dude: Well I'm still getting a massage anyway.
*Muffled laughter* Be my guest hot stuff.Dude: Whatever watcher. I got charms.
Dude: Woah! Not being rude but I don't want a massage from you Zesty!
Zesty: What?
Umm, Dude had another gender in mind *snicker*Zesty: Well, that's somewhat immature...
Such beautiful scenery Zesty. You must love working up here.Zesty: Yeah I do, it's very relaxing.
Dude: This is just weird.
Right, well I'll leave you in Zesty's capable hands then Dude.Dude: *muffled* This is embarrassing.
How's the foot massage going Dereck?Dereck: Oh bliss! Thanks so much for making me do this.
Lol, you're welcome.How was your massage?Dude: Fine.
Really?Dude: Yes.
Just fine?Dude: Yes.
I see. *grin*LOL You look hilarious Dude.Dude: *wiggling the cucumbers* All the better to see you with.
Dude: heheh this feels really strange!
Can you actually see through those cucumbers?Dude: Lol, na. Pretty funny though eh. Ummm Dereck and I arranged to meet some friends at the nightclub, is that still ok watcher?
I guess, just this once. I don't want you getting all...Dude.... I won't eh. Sorry 'bout before.
That's fine. Come on then. Beats me how you're going to wash all this mud off.Dude: Hey Matt! Good to see ya.
Dude: Umm hi Zesty.
Zesty: Hey Dude. Over your hissy fit?
Dude: Heh, yeah...
What are you doing?Dude: *thunk thunk* Got mud or water or both in my ear. Ugh.
Mr LG: Nice moves Dude.
Dude: Yeah, I love dancing.
Dereck: Hey! I've come up with this brilliant idea....
Dude: Hm hmm. *nodding* Hmm
Dereck: ... and then we could ...
Dude: Oh no! Way too much detail! Lol, The best plans are the simple ones. Keep the plan simple man or the watcher will be on to us for sure!
Dude: I'm keen if you are. Lol. I could do with an adventure.