W:
*Yawns.....stretches.....Hey Spring! You awake?Spring: Barely. You got the coffee on?
W:
Tea. Earl Grey. Milk, no sugar. Right?Spring: Sounds lovely. So, what's up? Why you yakking at me so early in the day?
W:
Early? Girl, you gotta get a move on. Aren't you planning a big day fishing? It's going to take hundreds of angelfish to make this dynasty work, you know.Spring: Day late and a dollar short, W. Did that yesterday. Last evening anyways. That's why I'm so sleepy today. Long, long night.
W:
So catch me up. I spent the night with the other Watchers. Lot of reading to do there. Unlike you.Spring: Give it a rest, W. I will not be guilt tripped into rushing this. Ok, let's see, where to start. Oh, a hysterically funny occurrence, anyway I think it's funny. Don has decided to develop a new "technique". He said it was taking too long to get the ladies in the mood and figured it was because of his clothes. "Clothes, makes the man.", he said. He figures this is a sure fire win to a fast trip to the Passion Pit. Honestly that man is a riot. So here he is in his new sartorial splendor........
W:
You gotta be kidding me! What a hoot. So, did it work? I mean, personally I wouldn't look twice but who knows.Spring: He says it does. If the count of his offspring is any indication he may be right. Said someone called oshizu gave him the idea. We'll see how it goes as time goes on. One day those dark locks will be all grim and grey and he'll have to hang his suit up. For now, well he's doing his "job" very well.
W:
No accounting for taste I guess. And the rest of the family?Spring: Patience, W. I'm not even married yet and I'm not sure Rez is ready. I know I'm not. I've a career to max out first, if I can. Meanwhile, Nancy and Geof are moon calfing all over each other. Nancy spends her days typing away while Geof is at work but when he's home and not doing chores he just gushes over her. The other day I caught them at it again.......
Geof: So, how's my sweet iddle baby? Is he doin' ok in mummy's tum tum?
Nancy: *laughs* He or she are just fine, honey. Moving around like there's a herd in there. Sometimes I wonder if he's doing some dance moves.
Geof: He? You think it's a "he"? I wouldn't mind either way you know. Just hope whoever it is has a better temperament than our Mal. May I? *feels tummy*
Geof: Say, you're right! This one is really active. You ok? Not too tired? Taking care of yourself? Eating enough?
Nancy: I'm fine honey, and eating enough for three. We'll be just fine............
Spring: So the two lovebirds are happy as clams. (How does one know if a clam is happy?) I've got a lovely nursery all fixed up for them but Nancy is insisting that room is for the heir and she prefers to keep her baby in her room with her and Geof. I think you've been talking to her about the whole heir thing, haven't you?
W:
Moi? Why, Spring. You have such a suspicious mind!Spring: Yeah, right. I know your ways W. It's not the first Thyme around you know. So the fishing trip. It was fun. The way it's going though I have my doubts we'll ever have enough angel fish. We got a late start. It was already evening but Rez and I needed some time alone together to just chat and grow closer. It was a beautiful night and we were at one of our favorite spots.
Spring: I started pulling stuff in. First a bunch of weeds, then a strawberry! I thought it was a treasure box but just a strawberry. Who puts fruit in treasure boxes anyway?
Spring: Rez got the first big catch of the night. He was so excited! Totally convinced he had done it and gotten me our first angelfish...........
Spring: Close, but no cigar hon. That's a beta. Pretty thing, though isn't it? Did you know they are called Siamese fighting fish? They are tiny but so aggressive. If you put one in an aquarium with a mirror in it they'll get all puffed up and colorful and try attacking their own image. That one's a male. The females aren't as pretty or as feisty. If you actually get them to the point where they breed he builds this cool "nest" out of spit bubbles and tends it very carefully, hopefully waiting for a lady to swim by and like the home he built. The female sees the nest and gets amorous. She lays a bunch of eggs which he then covers with sperm. Then she runs away, no longer interested and in danger of her life. He carefully picks up the eggs and places them one by one in the bubble nest which he watches and tends till they hatch. He doesn't eat during that time but is completely focused on keeping that nest perfect and keeping away any intruders. Once they are hatched you have to scoop them out immediately and put them in individual bowls. If you don't he'll eat them. After all, it's been a long time between meals and he's hungry. Even as small fry they are pretty aggressive. Must be a lonely life. Hey! I think I got one!
Spring: Naaahhh. Just another beta. He's a beauty though. Maybe we could put him in a bowl in the living room?
Rez: You know, sweetheart, you never fail to amaze me. A beautiful night, out with a beautiful woman, and what do we do? Talk about fish. It's just one more reason to love you.
Oh! Oh! Hey! Look at this!!
Spring: Yeah! Me too! *both laugh*
Rez: Bait?
Spring: Yep. Bait. I love you, Rez. How many guys would spend a "romantic evening" out fishing with the woman they love?
Rez: How many gals would consider a fishing trip romantic? We make a good pair. We're going to do ok together. *talks to self: Hmmm. Should I let her know I got the first one? Nah, let her have that small triumph.*
Spring: *talking to self: Hmmm. Should I let him know I got the first one? Nah, let him be the hero.*
Spring: We were really doing well. Got a few angelfish but the prettiest catch of all went to Rez. He caught something that I think must come from another world. It's pretty rare.
Spring: After that we both decided we were pretty tired and had other things we'd much rather do right in the comfort of our own home. So, here we are. A few fish in bowls and a lovely evening spent together. *yawns again. Sips tea.*
W:
Time for me to be off. Thanks for the cuppa and the chat. See ya around.Spring: See ya. *stumbles back to bed*