The Smiths new chapter april 14

[oshizu]

I am so happy that the Smiths are back!

On another note, someone recently ended an email with the remark: "I have to go, The Voice is on."
Confused, I visited your Rival Dynasties Challenge but there was no update.
Upon googling, I learned that they named a TV program after you. Way to go!

[Playalot]

A naked protest LOL  And Birch's present wish-list... ouch that was a burn.

[ratchie]

Horticultural studies.


Isiah:Why are we looking at a tree?
Voice:Horticultural studies.
Hebe:Group outing holla!
Isiah:Why did we bring the old lady?
Voice:Archaeological studies.
Hebe:Hey there is no need for that.
Enyahs:Well you are kind of old granny.
Hebe:You are not to old to be sent to the woodshed young man.
Enyahs:We don;t even own a woodshed or the means to chop wood for that matter.
Hebe:We had a chainsaw once...we used it for the ice.
Isiah:Its official she has gone stark raving bonkers.
Voice:She left bonkers years ago now can we get on with completing some aspirations?
Hebe:I need to go to the toilet.
Voice:Seriously why did we bring you.
Hebe:Since I retired I don't get out much.
Isiah:Its a dynasty not care in the community.
Hebe:How very dare you.
Isiah:I jeer at you and have contempt for your apron.
Hebe:Your mother was a llama.
Voice:Have you two quite finished.
Hebe:This isn't over cria!
Voice:Cria?
Hebe:A baby llama...you googled didn't you?
Voice:Oh shut up and get in the tree.

Rose:Alone at last.
Isiah:D'aw!
Voice:Yoohoo!
Rose:Oh for goodness sake.
Voice:Just carry on with the soulmate thingy. Just ignore me.
Isiah:Do you have to be here?
Voice:I am in charge of the mouse sunshine so suck it up.

Rose:Muwah!
Voice:You know there is a creepy lady sat in the seat behind you.
Isiah:Some creepy lady watching our every move,yeah that's new.
Voice:Ha very funny.

Voice:You are supposed to be offering a massage.
Rose:I did offer a massage(giggles)
Voice:I did not tell you to do that in the middle of your date.
Isiah:Not so high and mighty now are you Mrs I click the mouse.
Voice:Exactly what were you doing in that bush anyway?
Isiah:Horticultural studies!

Rachel

[sdhoey]

  OMG!! I am dying over here. Hebe is so dang funny and those boys.. well, they got here number.

[Ricalynn]

Horticultural Studies!  It's all for science!  I've been giggling and my niece has been looking at me funny.   "read the words Auntie!"   She didn't get it but I was still snickering so she assumed it was funny and laughed.  (She's 4 now.. so it's what she does)

Artie needs to be lucky that Hebe didn't just name his child.   

[oshizu]

My favorite line:

Isiah:I jeer at you and have contempt for your apron.

[Shewolf13]

Oh man, I can't stop laughing.  I love Hebe and... I laughed a bit  too hard at the crack about the crazy lady always watching them too XD

[Nettlejuice]

Can I just say I laughed way too much at archaeological studies? xD

[ratchie]

Making friends making babies and the hat.

Having noticed that the Smiths had one friend collectively and that one being Nancy Landgrab I did what any self respecting watcher would do. I sent them on a family outing to the pool.

Hebe:And places people places.
Birch:I don't understand,why are we stood here.
Hebe:Don't ask me she wants a picture or something.
Birch:Whats with mutton chops over here?
Bumble:He seems scary!
Voice:He is not scary go make friends with him.
Bumble:I am old I don't like change.
Birch:Is he still looking?
Hebe:I think..
Birch:Don't look!
Hebe:Well how will I know if he is looking if I don't look.
Birch:Well just look but don't you know look look.
Voice:Oh for goodness sake.
Mutton chops:You lot are weird.

Bumble:Cowabunga!
Voice:Having fun?
Bumble:Yes thanks.
Voice:Well we have to go.
Bumble:Why?
Voice:Because Isiah got into a fight with some old lady and for a change it wasn't your mother.
Bumble:Lets hit a nightclub.

Hebe:Party up in this house.
Voice:Oh dear lord. She's been at the cooking sherry again.
Hebe:I will have you know I never dropped a touch!
Voice:Touched a drop?
Hebe:Him too.
Voice:You sure?
Hebe:Fow shizzle my vizzle.
Voice:Er....

Hebe:Girl you look fiiine!
Bumble:I know right.
Voice:Why do you have matching outfits.
Stella:Because they belong in the immortals club.
Voice:So you made them matching outfits.
Stella:Fow shizzle my mizzle!
Voice:Stop that.
Stella:Heheh.

Morty:I can't begin to thank you.
Voice:For?
Morty:Giving me a chance to get to know my great grand daughter.
Bumble:Alex would be so proud,I wish he could see this.
Voice:Technically he can.
Bumble:No not young Alexander my Alex.
Voice:They are the same person.
Bumble:No my Alex had lived.
Voice:Fair point.

Meanwhile the boys were busy making some friends of their own.

Voice:Who is this then?
Enyahs:You can't remember.
Voice:Fair enough.
Enyahs:Can we have some privacy.
Voice:Sure thing I will just go check on Gunther.

Voice:Well you seem to have things in hand.
Gunther:I most certainly do.
Voice:Sooo...any chance of populating the town?
Gunther:A very good chance I would say.
Voice:Oh to the kay then.






Voice:So do you think you all made babies?
Gunther:cannot brain right now!
Voice:Well she certainly seems happy.
Gunther:Yeah she does.
Voice:Calm down tiger.

Hebe:So first you hold your hand like this..
Birch:like this?
Hebe:And then you do puppet puppet puppet and meow like a cat.
Birch:Okay let me just try.
Hebe:Do or do not,there is no try.

Birch:Being insane rules!
Hebe:Yeah it does!
Birch:One question granny.
Hebe:Already know you that which you need.
Voice:You meditate for ten minutes and suddenly you are yoda.
Hebe:Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!
Birch:Anyway,whats with the hat?
Hebe:Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.
Birch:Well that explains everything.

Rachel

[Ricalynn]

Oh my goodness.  I love Birch's new hair and yes insanity rules!  I miss them wearing random clothes.. don't you?

Awe-sim update.  And yeah.. it's almost too much of a hassle to leave the home lot haha.

[Shewolf13]

Hahahahaha!  I love the closet woohoo XD Absolutely loved the matching outfits.

[sdhoey]

ROTFLMBO!!! I'm in stitches here. This is just to must. But am loving Birch's hair and outfit in the last pic.

[MarianT]

Love the tinfoil hat. Aside from the serums, the cloning machine, the wormhole generator, and the sim ray, it's the best thing about the science career.

[Nettlejuice]

A young Morty, did you have to save the family to a new save? Anyway, Birch looks fab, I have to take my family out some time too.

[ratchie]

Yes I had to move them into a brand new neighbourhood. A crazy part of me is intrigued with the thought of the weirdness of Birch potentially marrying her own grandfather. But that is just a bit too wrong. 

Rachel