Report 88.12pm What a busy night. 1st Gardener was appropriated by The Council just as 2nd Gardener takes off for space.
813pm I wave cheerily to show my support.
6.20am An early morning gym session. I'm getting impatient to find my spouse and sitting around the house is starting to wear thin.
7.19am I made the mistake of asking Grim for a large loan. He has no compassion nor empathy for the difficulties I am dealing with. Funding issues.
8.13am That 'awkward' moment when your current finds you with your other current...
11.33am 2nd Pollinator is let loose from the computer to ... pollinate. His first kiss goes somewhat astray. Then again, whose first kiss was perfect anyhow.
6.27pm With the conversation full of flirty innuendoes and terribly awkward moments I decide the timing is perfect for throwing a party.
6.30pm Al's not so sure.
6.44pm Party's in full swing. J thinks my mixology ideas are out of this world. Ha! If only he knew!
7.02pm Too busy to notice Bennet's gaff.
7.13pm ...That's got to be unpleasant, surely?
7.29pm 2nd Gardener goes first.
7.30pm Followed by yours truly.
7.33pm Followed by 1st Gardener.
7.42pm And followed by 2nd Gardener.
7.45pm Everyone was slightly bemused by Eric's capacity for eating vast amounts very quickly.
8.10pm When no other compliment works... your mates step in to tell you one by one how gorgeously attractive they find you. Luckily this results in NO unwanted romantic relationships.
815pm. Being the only teen at the party Olivia shows Al her latest app, which makes Al desperate to have it, of course.
8.22pm I send 1st Gardener out to milk the cow plant. Wouldn't want Bennet's sacrifice to go to waste.
8.40pm and on... We dance the night way. Good fun. Becoming an adult wasn't the depressing transition I had imagined.
7.00am The next morning as we were all still tiding up, Al asks to go to the park.
7.03am I take Al to the gym with me. Might as well try to work off those cake calories.
7.33am And then I find her. The love of my life. I am now complete. The difficulty lies in that she, of course, does not know me. Yet.
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