Chapter 31- How Not to ParentI have decided that Olivine will be earning the "parent of the year award" in today's episode. Why is she going to be given such a prestigious honor? Well, it had all started over a meal one day.
Olivine, apparently, couldn't handle her ceviche and subsequently shot flames from her mouth and ears. I like spicy food, but this is ridiculous. Anyhoo, poor little Aqua, who was sitting across from her mother, was flambéd.
Ivy proceeded to put out the dining room table flames while Aqua ran to the nearest shower.
Crisis averted. *Collective sigh of relief* And that has been a lesson in "how not to parent."
Olivine was kind of shaken up after the whole incident. She suddenly felt that she had so many worry lines and wrinkles and promptly headed to the nearest mirror to check them out. Apparently, Olivine is having a very, very off day.
Aqua celebrated her teen birthday the next day, though I'm kind of surprised that she even made it to that point based on what happened a short time ago...
Aqua: Hey, Watcher? Must I have candles on my birthday cake?
Malley: I read the ending. It's totally fine.
This face that she's making I'm sure is more for the fact that she was not set ablaze by the birthday cake, as opposed to celebrating her birthday.
Here is teenage Aquamarine.
She gained the
Fear of Fire Nurturing trait.
Aqua decided that she would do something relatively safe and take up painting like her parents.
Ivy, however, had other plans for her granddaughter.
Ivy: Get back up there, girl! Is that the best you can do?!
Aqua: Sorry, Granny, I'm trying my best.
Ivy: You want me to break out the blowtorch??!
Aqua: *Runs like a champ*
Malley:
Back inside, Santos decided to take the easy way out of avoiding Ivy's boot camp by taking a one way trip to Grim's World.
I'm not entirely sure what Grim is doing to Santos in this picture, but it doesn't look too good.
The family eventually moved on and I turned my attention to Cobalt's impending adulthood. There were a few girls in school with him, but they were either homeless or a babysitter. Spouse material? Not so much. However, when Cobalt was out one day, he came across a lovely young lady. I
stalked followed her home and discovered, well, that she had a home. Future spouse? Absolutely.
Since Cobalt was a teen, things remained platonic for the moment. However, birthday=romance. Until then, Cobalt would be cooking and schooling. Essentially, nothing exciting. Zak, on the other hand, was doing something very exciting. He was completing his lifetime wish!
Hooray! There were even more celebrations when it came time for Cobalt's young adult birthday.
And, once again, birthday means bad hair day.
Taking a cue from his father, Cobalt completed his lifetime wish too. His lifetime wish was
Culinary Librarian, which he promptly completed upon aging up. On a side note, what on earth are Olivine and Clarissa doing?
Anyway, here is young adult Cobalt.
His teen look really seemed to suit him, so I just updated it for his young adult age.
Like Aqua, Cobalt's aging up trait was
Nurturing.
Stay tuned to meet Cobalt's mystery lady