The Ferrero Journal

[Nettlejuice]

Neil is spoilt for choice. Of course he'd want a gun over a spaceship 

[Nutella]

DAY 162  (Neil)

I tried talking to this pretty girl, but she shooed me away. 




DAY 163  (Neil)

My new strategy: lie like crazy.  I lied to her, told her I'm famous because I'm on this TV show "The Bachelor".  It works, she believe me and show up for my birthday party.  She even moved in with me.





Uh-oh.  Mama told her the truth, I'm busted.  Clarissa is angry, very angry.  Even after I told her I am going to be a famous astronaut, she's still angry.




DAY 164  (Neil)

New strategy: bribe.  I told Clarissa I may not be famous, but I am fabulously wealthy.  It works.



I promised her $100,000 if she gives me a baby boy, and $200,000 if she gives me a baby girl.  She didn't waste time, got pregnant as soon as possible.




DAY 165  (Neil)

Caught Clarissa stealing today, unbelievable.  She stole great grandmama's paintings and sold them, fulfilling her own fabulously wealthy aspiration. 





I made her use her points to buy potion of youth, and told her she couldn't have any of the potion as a punishment for stealing.




DAY 167  (Neil)

Boy or girl?  Let's see how much I have to pay Clarissa.



It's a Girl!  I gave Clarissa $200,000 and also let her name the child.  Clarissa hopes her child will be famous one day, as famous as the chef Julia Child.

[Tixxis]

ROFL! This is without doubt your funniest post up to date! Absolutely loved reading this.

[Nettlejuice]

Ha ha, wow paying a partner off. Though I do love her character, stealing grandma's paintings 

[Cristina]

I love Neil. He's really funny and his relationship with Clarissa is amazing 

[Nutella]

DAY 168  (Neil)

Clarissa loves money, but she loves Julia more. 



Sometimes I see her screaming at the sky, praying to the old gods and the new for something. 




DAY 169  (Neil)

Our family is very dirty and very frugal, we hire no maids.  Clarissa became our servant.








DAY 170  (Neil)

What kind of haircut is that?  I need to get Julia's hair fix when she gets older.



Clarissa argues with me about Julia's hair, saying it is fine and beautiful.  I put my foot down and said no, declaring that if daddy has prince charming hair, his little girl needs to have princess hair.



She lost the argument and tried to kill our deathflower plant by over-watering it.  She didn't know "death"flower plant can't be kill.




DAY 172  (Han)

Ambrosia suppose to taste good?  Getting old is no fun, lost my taste bud.

[Nutella]

DAY 172  (Han)

[Nettlejuice]

'Princess hair', lol. Congratulations, Han. His museum value is quite impressive.

[Cristina]

Congrats to Han. That was really fast 

[oshizu]

Wow, congratulations on your fifth immortal!   
It's so hard to believe that all your heirs, save the eighth, have now already been born.
Your immortal dynasty has been both funny and educational.

Lol, you are a powerhouse!

[sdhoey]

Julia is cute, but I'm sorry I don't like that hair. It makes them look like Mickey Mouse.

[oshizu]

*whispers: By the way, your picture of the blond, mustached mayor....is that what Mayor Metropolis Man looks like in real life?

[Nutella]

lol no.  That is just his main guy from his sims 3 immortal dynasty.

[Joria]

Wow, you are really rocketing along!  Pun intended.  That two color plaid suit had me in stitches.  You said Scientist career looks ok.  You're right.  I doubt I'll try doctor or detective until they are fixed but scientist is a winner even though I failed with it.  The failure was my own fault and not glitches.  Go for it.