DAY 131 (Sherlock) Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead? Redhead for sure.
That's good, 4 days till elder, plenty of time to get Janet pregnant.
After some intense woohoo action, I realized we are not a good match. She is evil, I'm good. This shows how observant I am, I'll probably make a lousy detective. It's the red hair, I blame the red hair for distracting me.
She's praying hard for negative test result on her pregnancy test. No such luck, I'm too fertile for my own good.
DAY 132 (Sherlock) First day of work. Great grandmama Monalisa painted some focused paintings for me to take to work, and mama gave me many focused potions. Everyone is excited about this new career Detective.
DAY 133 (Sherlock Han) Two days of work and I am going nowhere in my career. I tried arresting this woman many times, she keeps eluding me and won't go back to the station with me. When I finally got her arrested and took her back to station, the interrogation desk won't work - I can't interrogate her. I can't solve the case, I can't move on to a new case, I can't get promoted. Ridiculous.
I've had it with this career, I'm quitting. Take a good last look at this uniform, I'm gonna burn it.
Have to change my name, Sherlock just doesn't suit me anymore. Bill Gates? Neil Armstrong? Han Solo? Han Solo won, I love Star Wars.
Joined astronaut and had to level fitness. I'm behind in skill levels, good thing I have 2 days off before my next workday.
DAY 134 (Han) Janet is not happy about the baby, agreed to let me name her or him. She wants nothing to do with our child, she's evil.
Boy! I almost picked Neil Armstrong's name earlier, so this is going to be for my child.