Pippin: And so, with the townsfolk suitably terrified and traumatized by our household, we return our focus to the actual goal of this challenge.
Muse: It's like I ate a baby!
Pippin: Terrifying. Anyway, with the replacement for the IF that never showed up in place, we turn our attention to things like LTW's. Specifically, the monster maker. A trip to Egypt for canopic jars could help, if only we had the funds to send a crew there...
Set: I'm on it.
Pippin: Fantastic! I think we should send a group of three to increase our odds of finding jars. Set, I'm putting you in charge of this excursion. You should leave immediately!
Set: We'll wait until after the kid ages up to teen.
Pippin: You should leave immediately after Apollo ages up to teen. Cue the cake!
Promethea: Happy Smurf Day!
Pippin: That...that doesn't make any sense!
Set: Happy day, kid. You wanna come to Egypt with myself and Miss Crazypants here?
Promethea: I'm not even
wearing pants!
Pippin: Wait, I figured you'd bring the dumb brute strength. You know, Sigurd.
Set: I can't imagine the horror of spending an entire international flight listening to him tell stories about how awesome he is. Besides, the kid needs someone to take an interest in him.
Pippin: Wait, is the emperor of evil actually a big softy?!?!?
Set: ...no...
Pippin: And so they arrive in Shang Simla and the adventure begins!
Promethea: This beach is really big. Where's the ocean?
Promethea: Hey look! A hole with stairs. Stairs. Like stare! I should stare at them! I'm so good at puzzles!
Apollo: I think I found an opening!
Set: Great work, kid. Let me just grab these ancient treasures first.
Apollo: Wait, are you stealing those?
Set: Of course not. I'm just worried that if I leave these, some disreputable individuals might come along and take them. I'm taking them to keep them safe.
Apollo: Oh. I guess that makes sense.
Promethea: Hmm, the hallways are on fire, so I guess I should just crawl through here.
Set: Looks like I hit the motherload! I wonder how the kid's doing?
Apollo: OWW!!!!
Promethea: The hallways were on fire, now I'm on fire, which means...I'M A HALLWAY!!!
Set: Well, our travel time has reached its end and we've managed to come away with only one actual canopic jar. Guess I'll need to steal more cars.
Apollo: What?
Set: I said I'll need to sell more cars. You know, my day job, as an honest car salesman.
Apollo: Oh. That makes sense.
Pippin: And they return in time to witness this horror.
Muse: So, my baby's in my belly, so I guess I ate it. You know,
you're a baby...
Pippin: And speaking of her viewing people as food...
Muse: When you die, I'm going to have your corpse stuffed and mounted on my wall. In a hot dog costume dress.
George: Umm, thanks?
Pippin: And while that disturbing scene was playing out, someone else discovered a disturbing scene...
Kristin: Help!! My garage is on fire!!
Sigurd: Captain Amazing is on the way!
Sigurd: You know, I'm a firefighter.
Kristin: (Squeee!!)
Pippin: Umm, the fire?
Sigurd: Oh. Right.
Pippin: And in other fire-related news, there were lit candles in the household.
Pippin: Aphrodite becomes a child, and instantly wants a wardrobe change.
Aphrodite: Pippy-poo, can we please change my hair? And can someone open this drawer for poor, little me? I'm just a little girl.
Aphrodite: Much better!
Pippin: And a much more fit Apollo discovers that his not-quite-girlfriend is still just a child.
Maria: Umm, you got tall. Guess you don't want to hang out with a little kid like me anymore.
Apollo: And I think you're just scared that I can beat you at the pie-eating competition!
Maria: Bring it on!
Pippin: And in no time, Maria had aged up as well...and her hair got really big!
Maria: Yeah, my dad's kind of a werewolf, so I guess I'm prone to being hairy.
Pippin: And speaking of parents and genetics...
Pippin: Muse had her baby, named Eris,...
Pippin: who inherited her red hair!
Note: Despite how it appears, Eris was not immediately aged up after her birth. She was actually born within a day of the trio returning from Egypt. It was just more fluid story-wise to deliver it this way. Early age-ups are not being done in this challenge.