Pippin: Welcome, one and all, to the Four Better or Four Worse Challenge! A challenge which will...well, follow the rules from the first post. Anyway, let's meet the family. I gave them the last name Mythos and each character name will be grounded in some type of mythological concept...
Promethea: Blah, blah, blah. Enough with the speech, Pippin. As they say, "On with the snow!"
Pippin: No, that's not a thing. People don't say that. Anyway, this is Promethea...
Promethea: Hi folks! And lady-folks! And men-folks! And children-folks!
Pippin: Okay, they get the point. At any rate, she will be our monster maker, so she is evil, eccentric, genius, lucky, and childish.
Promethea: I like puppies!
Pippin: Okay. And this is Sigurd, our firefighter super hero.
Sigurd: Actually, the name's Captain Amazing!
Pippin: No, your name's Sigurd. It fits the theme and everything.
Sigurd: No, Sigurd is my alter ego, like Superman, I don glasses and become some lame, normal guy.
Pippin: But you never wear glasses...
Sigurd: Exactly! All Captain Amazing, all the time!
Pippin: Anyway,
Sigurd's traits are good, brave, athletic, handy, and a daredevil.
Sigurd: That's right, ladies. Captain Amazing is a daredevil!
Set: I could kill him for you, Pippin. I wouldn't even charge.
Pippin: Thank you, Set, but that won't be necessary. Mostly because he's necessary to complete this nonsense.
Set: Well, my part is not nonsense. Evil's not going to manage itself.
Pippin: Indeed. The aspiring emperor of evil is, well, evil, as well as irresistible, a kleptomaniac, inappropriate, and a mooch.
Set: Oh, Pippin, you flatterer.
Pippin: No, those are just your traits. And finally, we have Muse.
Pippin: She's our descendant of DaVinci. She's good, artistic, eccentric, excitable, and friendly.
Muse: Sometimes I set fires to bring myself joy.
Pippin: ...and so it begins...
Pippin: The girls went to a random house to inflict themselves on the general populous.
Promethea: You're so handsome, Jarad.
Javed: Umm, my name's Javed.
Pippin: Muse, are you sneaking into that poor man's house?
Muse: He has a fireplace!
Pippin: This can't go well.
Pippin: Let's look away before this goes badly.
Muse: Toasty on my tushy!
Pippin: Too late.
Sigurd: You're no match for Captain Amazing, puny weights!
Sigurd: And Captain Amazing has a surprise twist for you, ringy bell thingy!
Pippin: Your name is Sigurd, not Captain Amazing.
Set: Good day, ma'am. My family and I are new in town and I just wanted to come introduce myself. I'm Set, and may I say, what a beautiful home you have.
Diane: Oh, how very sweet. I'm Diane. Won't you come in?
Set: Well, if you insist.
Pippin: Well, this is going to end badly for the Whitfield family.
Promethea: You're so handsome, Jarad. Like a yeti!
Javed: Thanks, I guess. And my name's really Javed.
Promethea: Oh, Jarad, you kidder!
Pippin: I wonder if Muse has burned down this poor man's house yet.
Pippin: Oh, I guess she's actually being productive.
Muse: I'm painting hopelessness...
with sprinkles!
Pippin: Okay, she might be the oddest one in this...
Sigurd: Well, hello, lovely lady. I'm Captain Amazing.
Sonoko: I'm Sonoko.
Sigurd: Sonoko? Weird name...anyway, you aren't single, are you?
Sonoko: (Giggles) No, I'm afraid I'm happily married.
Sigurd: Well, I
am a firefighter.
Sonoko: What?!?!? I guess we have...an open relationship. Yeah, that's it!
Pippin: (Sigh) This can't end well.
Pippin: And speaking of newfound relationships not ending well...
Promethea: As the song says, "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, let's have a baby."
Pippin: That's not what the song says!
Pippin: Ugh. Well, at least Set seems fairly level-headed. Wait...
Pippin: Oh no. Tell me you didn't just ruin that poor woman's marriage?
Set: Nope.
Set: Just biding my time to get more resources for our poor family. "Poor" literally.
Pippin: Hmmm, I might not agree with your methods, but it's hard to argue against your results. So, he and Promethea slept over with their new friends while Sigurd and Muse slept at the fire station. This meant he woke up already at work and she woke up where there was...
Pippin: I was going to say an easel, but apparently, she found something else.
Muse: Teehee, Hi, heehee!
George: Hi. Haha. Hi there.
Muse: Heeheehee
George: Heh heh.
Pippin: (Sigh)
Sigurd: There's trouble in our fair city. This looks like a job for...Captain Amazing!!
Pippin: Whose house could possibly be on fire?
Pippin: Oh. Of course it's Javed's house.
Sigurd: I had expected more damsels in distress.
Pippin: And later that day, a certain damsel was in distress in the bathroom of that same house...
Pippin: Nooboo.
Promethea: Yes, that's exactly the sound I was making.
Pippin: But not everyone was making friends.
George: Boo! Evil people are...evil!
Set: Muse, I think I may have to kill your gentleman friend.
Muse: That's okay. I've already painted him in a dress being swallowed by a rainbow monster of hopelessness
...named Fluffy!
Pippin: At this point, I'd like to offer a formal apology to the town of starlight Shores.