Boo!Don "Hey! That's not funny. I could have injured myself!"
It was a little bit funny... you should have seen your face!Don "I'll show you a face...*grumble grumble*"
*laughing* Ok.. I'm sorry. Really I am, so tell me what are you guys up to today?Don "Guys? Are you losing your mind a bit there watcher? It's only me out here.. See? Take a look around *snickers*"
Nawwarf "Ahem.. Excuse me young man.. that was a bit insulting you know"
Don "What the?"
Don "*whispering* Where the heck did he come from ?"
Nawwarf "What a very nice chat we have had young Don. I look forward to you fulfilling your promise to me, it was very generous"
Um.. Nawwarf? What was the promise you got Don to make?Nawwarf "Why it was simple Watcher. Nothing."
Then I am completely confusedNawwarf "I think you young ones phrase it.. Ahem.. I'm just messing with him"
Oh! Bwaaahahahaha!!Nawwarf "Indeed"
Don "*Talking to self* Jeez.. did I promise to hug on demand? Perhaps change his diaper when we next go camping.. oh boy.. It couldn't be that I would go fishing with him tomorrow coz I have a thing.. maybe it was to play cards.. yeah it has to be that.. cards.."
Hey you! I haven't seen you around much tonight. How are things going?Pretty tough actually. I'm not liking the herbology choice I made and I'm beginning to think that you will need to pick something else for me
Why? I thought that you loved making remedies?Oh I do! That part is fun. But I'm not a gardener, nor am I a collector and apparently this 'skill' insists that I do both.. and don't get me started on that ridiculous aspiration that goes along with it!
But Princess.. we have already worked out which generation is going to do what.. you agreed..I have changed my mind.. OK??
Don "*Still talking to self* Or maybe it wasn't cards? Maybe he knows and is blackmailing me into coming next time.. nahh, can't be that"
What the heck is going on around here? Why is everyone so fiesty tonight?.. Anyone?*silence*
Don "*To himself* I have to find out what it was.. this is driving me crazy! Silly old man.. it could have been just a simple 'brush my hair' request. I bet he is excited about it, whatever it is.. Silly old fool is probably making plans right now"
Nawwarf "*Snore...*"
You OK now?Yeah.. full moon. Ignore what I said before, I'll keep trying... I think..
Phew[Next Morning]
So how are you today Don? Sleep well?Don "Are you joking? This promise thing is driving me crazy"
How about you Princess? All Ok on the sleep front?Yes I did! Thank you. I am pretty sure I am getting a promotion tonight and then it's the WEEKEND!!
Actually it's Tuesday tomorrow..Hang on.. that's right.. it's MY weekend.. not the ACTUAL weekend.. are you trying to be funny?
Clearly not successfully..Don "You're brave.. I'd never mess with a woman with a knife.. scratch that.. two knives!"
That's right baby! I hope you remember that!
Don "*gulp*
Hi Nawwarf! I see that you invited Titus over for a visit. It's nice to see the Hermit out of his comfort zoneNawwarf "I had no idea we had so much in common my friend"
Titus "Me either! I'm so pleased that I decided to venture out of Granite Falls"
Nawwarf "Shall we hug it out? I do love to hug! *moving in*"
Titus "Step back please.. I prefer NOT to hug other men if you don't mind"
AwkwardNawwarf don't be too sad honey.. remember he is a Hermit and isn't used to much human contactTitus "Is he still looking at me?"
Titus "I think I might just lay here and cloudgaze for a while.."
Nawwarf "What a wonderful idea! I think I will join you"
Again.. PhewTitus "You see that cloud up there? That looks like my hut"
Nawwarf "What that one?"
Titus "Yes! That one"
Nawwarf "ooh! See that one over there? That one looks like the contents of my.."
Nawwarf!! Don't you dare finish that sentence!What's wrong with you?Don "Just heard what Nawwarf was saying.. got to say.. I am scared Watcher.. He is so.. Weird!! Can't you just.. I don't know.. go back in time or something and tell me what I promised?"
I could.. Maybe.. If I wanted toDon "I'll make it worth your while..!"
Oh you are pathetic.. *walking away*Don "I think I'll just go and ask him straight out.. just one more drink and I'll do it"
How did you go?Don "*grumbling* He told me to talk to the 'magical plant' for a while and then he might tell me..*grumble grumble*"
I love you Nawwarf