Hello. I'm ElectricMonk, and I'm addicted to The Sims 3. I have found myself:
1. Arranging things by their Fun rating in my head.
2. Seriously considering buying a garden gnome, so that I can make money from reselling it.
3. Thinking that Vampires exist.
4. Thinking that SimBots exist.
5. Thinking that Vita Alto exists.
6. Only considering China, Egypt and France as holiday destinations.
7. Imagining little pixels around me whilst in the shower.
8. Coming out with occasional phrases in Simlish.
9. Classifying people based on my relationship score with them.
10. Seriously considering ghost-hunting as a career.