Good Evening Mrs Dangelo.. are you trying to have a sneaky drink while your worn out husband is sleeping?Huh? Sorry, What? <rattle rattle> It's got to be in there somewhere..
What are you looking for?Weeeellll.. I was doing some research the other day ..
naturally..And I heard about this really cool drink that shoots flames in the air! Can you believe it? And I think I might be good enough to make it.
I'm not sure about this Willow.. I think I might go and wake up Zest.. I mean you with fire?.. Willow?Hahaha!! Too late!! I'm so awesome! You can't catch me now..
Did you enjoy that? You almost gave me a heart attack Missy!Actually yes, yes I did.
Oh Hey, morning my husband - did you sleep well? I only ask because, you know, I don't sleep any more
Zest "Hey gorgeous, yep - slept like a baby"
Zesty.. I need to ask you a very serious question.. and please don't get mad ok?
Zest "Anything.. what is it?"
Does my butt look big?
Zest "Nope - definitely not"
Phew - was totally worried. Oh dear, Zest you gotta go to work.. Oh wait!! Could today be the day you get the promotion?
Zest "Fingers crossed Illy! Love you"
Yeah - the butt question was WAY more important than the promotion question..Sarcasm - lowest form of witt Watcher.. just sayin..
Phrase of the day?No! Read it on the new toilet paper! Cool huh?
Yeah, pretty cool. Wow, you are really getting the hang of that nowYep, and I think I'll keep getting better if I keep practicing.. I read that..
..somewhere.. I know *big grin*Yay Zest is home.. how did you go Princess?Zest "Will you stop calling me that?"
Zest "Willow - I need to talk to you, can you come in please? So listen, I have some good news and some bad news"
Good news please!!
Zest "I got my promotion"
That is great! I mean... yay!! But, what's the bad news?
Zest "Well... I believe that you are going to lose that amazing butt of yours you are so worried about"
Wait.. What?? What?? How can someone just take my butt? That's ridiculous! I mean, how am I ever going to sit down?
Zest "Illy *laughing* Illy.. stop..*chuckle*"
How can you be laughing right now? My legs! Oh no! My legs!! How are they going to stay on? This isn't bad news Zest.. this is TERRIBLE news!
Zest "Willow.. breath.. I just meant that now I have my promotion we can try for a baby.. and normally when woman are pregnant they tend to get bigger.. ahem.. everywhere.. so your great butt isn't going to disappear, just maybe get.. ahem.. a bit bigger"
Treading on thin ice there MisterZest "See? It was a joke honey.. you ok?"
I'm all gooey and happy
*whispers* Zest? What if I'm not good enough..
Zest "You already are... Don't you know that by now?"
I love you
Fading out now.. nothing to see here...So.. do you think we did it? Do you think we made a baby?
Zest "Only one way to find out"
Come on guys.. really??*together* What?
Food.. toilet.. jeans still on... all KINDS of wrong .... *sigh* nothing.. Well?We must have done something wrong
Come on - we need to try again..
<after some considerable time>
What are you guys doing today?Zest "I'm so hungry.. not sure what Illy is up to"
So you are seriously saying that you had no idea that you broke the shower and the speaker just above your head needs repair?Zest "Hang on Watcher.. got an important email I have to read from work"
Are you for real??Zest "Stop nagging... Thank you for cleaning up Illy... Come here.. "
Oh you two.. *shutting eyes*Watcher..? Watcher..? I think I did it right this time... Now I definitely need to go and maybe this time I'll be able to.. you know.. wet the stick
So you are saying that you didn't actually pee last time?? *facepalm*.. Well??Oh honey..I'm sorry..