So you know how I have been doing so well with my Mathematical Diagrams that are on the wall in the study? Well, my logic is like WAY good now, so I thought I would go and see how many people I can beat at chess in the park!
Not going so good?No, it's going just fine! *whispering* I think she is cheating, I'm like really good! Level 2 and everything! So am extremely confident <wink>
Random Girl "So I hear that you married Zest. Wow, you must be pretty special, although clearly not too logical..."
What? I must have misunderstood you...
Random Girl "Well obviously people that come here are actually good at chess - the way you play it's like the very first time you have even seen a chess board!"
What??
My pregnancy much be affecting my ears.. but surely you were not insulting me and my intelligence?
Random Girl "*whispering* What intelligence? *giggle giggle*
Nope! Hearing is JUST fine!
Walk away Willow, Random Girl can't help it.. she has the mean trait.. and frankly - it's just not worth itFINE. I'll take the higher dirt
Ground honey.. it's higher.. NevermindNow she looks like a much better challenge for me, want to make sure that I'm not insulted again by fear of my intelligence
Oh.. you are actually really good at this!
Vicky "I know!"
Well I think I'm done here for today Watcher.. Oh! Don't look now.. but do you think I could stick around and see if this kid actually does pee himself??
Zest "How is my little baby in there going? My gorgeous little it.. can't wait to meet you"
Me too! Oh.. how does my butt look now?
Zest "Looking good as always my beautiful Illy, I'm going to have a quick workout.. why don't you have a relaxing shower - I promise to one day buy us a bath.. wouldn't that be nice?"
Oh Zesty, you really are the most thoughtful man
ZEST JONNY DANGELO!! How could you.. she is PREGNANT!!Zest "I have no clue what you mean.. whoops.."
Please stop shouting at Zest each time I fix something that is broken Watcher. I don't mind, honestly. I mean, do I get a little upset when I see something else broken?
Well - yes.. I guess I do. But does he make it up to me in so many ways? Yes.. yes he does
Ok.. I will not make a big deal of it any more... actually, that's not true.. I will TRY not to make a big deal of it any more. That ok?*Whistling* Old McDonald had a Farm.. Eee Iii Eee Ii Ooo
Where are you going?Zest "My girl needs a massage, I can see that her back is aching"
Oh! That is very sweet of you ZestZest "It's simple Watcher - I love her"
*Gulp.. sniff sniff*Wow, you got over your aching back pretty quickly!Yes, I mean - although I am an extremely good massager myself..
Masseuse honeyHuh?
As I was saying.. Although I am an extremely excellent massager myself, Zest is pretty good!
Although, I don't think this baby likes me running that much.. <crack>
Oh honey, I think that is enough standing and exercise for today - the baby is only a mere 24 hours away - why don't you put your feet up and read a good bookYou know what? That is EXACTLY what I'm going to do.
*facepalm*