W: What is that your roasting?
Rory: *sings*
Nobody gets me, everyone forgets me
I think I'll go eat worms
Short fat squishy ones, long thin slimy ones
Chewy, gooey, icky, ooey Worms
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one
Oh how they squiggle and squirm
Long, slim, slimy ones, short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms
Long, thin, slimy ones slip down easily
Short, fat, fuzzy ones don't
The short, fat, fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' down your throat
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one
See how they wiggle and squirm
Long slim, slimy ones, short, fat juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms.
Now everybody gets me, no-one forgets me
Why did I eat those worms?
Long, slim, slimy ones, short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms
Rory: There beetles woman, now let me be and I'm gonna go eat them now.
Josh: I'm glad Grandpa gave me some of his mood stuff. I need it keeping up with him.
Rory: *sitting down plate* Now to try these.
W: You are kidding right? Your not gonna eat those are you?
Rory: Look woman, I have to do it. I didn't choose this aspiration! YOU DID!! I'm just along for the ride.
Rory: *chews* Taste like chicken.
W: *throws up in mouth*
Rory: You should try them Unc.
Josh: No thanks I'm good.
Josh: I just can't believe you did it. You ate those things.
Rory: Why not, they are crunchy on the outside, and one the inside, they are so soft, chewy and juicy. I mean the bug juice just squirts out all over your mouth and the flavors just coat it. Then there's the legs. They still wiggle and when you swallow them they tickle your throat as they go down.
Josh: Hang on. I'm gonna hurl..
Rory: *Laughs*