Chapter 77: Old Age Finally Catches Up with AshAsh: I've had a bad day, I'm totally stressed out. Everything's gone wrong that could and some stuff that can't go wrong went wrong too.
Aww, that sucks for you Ash. Here, eat this strawberry.Ash: I don't feel like doing that.
It'll make everything all better, promise.Ash: <grumble grumble> O.K. then. Whatever.
Ash: Oh yeah!
Ash: Feeling the awesomeness. Hmm mm.
Ash: O.K. Watcher. Lay that little thing called 'old age' on me.
Ash: Actually, can you hang on for a sec Watcher?
Sure. <muffled sounds of rusting and general moving>
What are you doing?Ash: Won't be a sec... hang on.
I AM hanging on.Ash: O.K.... here I am....
Ash: Better get a few million last look-shots of my awesome hot body before it disappears for good.
LOL. Oh Ash! Jamel: Just do it watcher or we'll never get to eat the cake.
Ash: Come on... get snapping. The Body can't pose all night long, got an aging to get to.
Look if you keep moving all the time it just makes getting photos difficult. I have to keep moving the camera all over the place.Ash: Just keep your hair on. I was moving to where the lighting is best for my muscles.
Ok. I'll give you that.Dude: Right <sigh> Is everyone ready?
Ash: Hmmm, better make it a good wish... let me see.
Dude: Oh my gosh! He really is actually, finally,going blow out the candles.
Beth: I didn't think you'd actually do it Ash!
Trinity: Wow! My dad's going to be ancient!
Ash: Oh gawd. That's not good.
Dude: Yeah, welcome to the club Ash.
Lily: Happy Birthday darling.
Ash: Right, birthday present time... come here.
Ash: <craaaaaaack!> Oh gawd.
Lily: Oh no... maybe we better not do that anymore.
Ash: You can forget THAT idea right now.
Lily: <giggle> Well, you know, I'm just looking out for you.
Ash: I'm not done and dusted yet Babe.
Lily: 'Twas the week before christmas, and all through the house, not a Watcher was watching, not even a peek....
Dude: Good heavens! Had the Watchers all gone on strike? Shocking!
Beth: Slowly the elf rotated on the shelf as all the children screamed in terror...
Lily: Oh, stop mum! Too scary <shiver>
Terrence: I agree.... Beth your unbelievable stories are truly terrifying.
Lily: I'll never be able to sleep ever again without the light on now. lol
How's it going birthday boy?Ash: Good. Thanks for all your help Watcher. Sometimes I think about my life out there without a Watcher. It's was a bit grim really.
I'm glad you're happy. You've helped out so much and I know that underneath all your jokes there is one serious, hardworking dude in there. You've accomplished such a lot in such a short space of time. It's so very much appreciated Ash.Ash: Aww, go away. You'll make me blush.
Lily: Do you like the new decorations dad?
Terrence: I do, they are quite lovely.
Beth: Hmm, very festive.
Lily: So for some reason all of us have forgotten how to cook!
Terrence: Really? How very strange!
Lily: I know. So we are all eating the leftovers at the moment.
Terrence: What will you do once they are all gone?
Lily: I'm not sure. The watcher said she'd think of something.
Terrence: I've loved talking to you darling, but morning is here so I have to get going.
Lily: Take care dad, come back soon. We all miss you so much.
Hang on a minute Trinity.Trinity: What's wrong Watcher?
Where did you get that food from? There is no fridge up here!Trinity: Of course there is no fridge up here, silly Watcher. I got this food from our new shower/fridge. It's just back there in my bathroom. Help yourself if you're hungry.
Bye Trinity, have a good day at school. It's your second to last day so make the most of it.Trinity: Will do, see ya later.
Fire!FIRE!!!Ash: I see it.
Why aren't you putting out the FIRE!!!!!!Ash: 'cos I can't reach it.
WHAT? Oh my gawd! Are you kidding me??? It's just THERE. Go put it out before it totally spreads.Ash: Can't. Keep your hair on, the sprinklers will put it out.
Oh 'cos "The Sprinklers" are making such a good job of doing that right now.Ash: Man, you're funny when you're stressed.
I'll "funny" you in a second.Ash: LOL... you're too much!
I think I'm going to hyperventilate....