Chapter 42: Terrence Becomes An AdultGood job, your first masterpiece!Terrence: Thanks! It's good to finally have this aspiration under my belt, just a few more royalty checks and I'll be done.
Lily: Auntie Abi, could you help me with my extra credit homework please?
Abi: Sure, you're pretty keen doing extra work on the weekend Lily!
Lily: Yeah, but it's part of my aspiration requirement too. Besides that, I just really enjoy the mental stimulation that study brings.
You lost me at 'Yeah'. <glazed look on face>How you doing Alex?Alexander: Good thanks. You've got a good library here.
Hmm. Hang on a sec. <faint typing and rustling sounds> There you go.Alex: Oh! Wow! That's great, you've just bought nearly every book ever written in my favorite genre.
You're welcome. Well, we want you to just put your feet up and enjoy your retirement, you know? Besides, book lovers are easily pleased... Lily: Hi Watcher, look at me!
You're racing across those bars like a ... err... monkey! Lily: I took an energizing shower before hand so now I'm pumped.
LOL, where did you here that expression?Lily: Dad and granddad use it all the time! Woo!
Made those three extra friends yet?Beth: Nope.
Didn't think so. Well you've got four hours before your next work shift and you NEED those three extra's to get your friend quota up to 12 for your next promotion...Beth: Yes. Thanks for pointing that out for the fourth time.
You're welcome, anything to be helpful.Samara (old lady): Yeah, it's a Hollingsworth Special.
Malaysia (Red Cap): A what? ? ?
Samara: They all do it... you know, tell horrifyingly scary yet true tales.
Malaysia: I don't know whether to be horrified or captivated....
Good lawd! What on earth are you doing Lily?Lily: Falling....
Oh! Good job then, keep it up.Lily: Umm, some help please. Watcher? ?
That sounds just lovely Alex.Alex: Thank you. I've always wanted to learn but somehow I just never found the time.
Lily: Thanks for catching me granddad.
Dude: Well, that's what granddads are for, right?
Lily: Hmm, ummm. I have a topic of some importance that I'd like to discuss with you.
Dude: Gosh! O.K. Shoot.
Lily: Seeing as I'm the next heir after mummy, does that mean I will have to meet all the same requirements as you both?
Dude: Yep, all part of the road to ambrosia.
Lily: I see.
Lily: Well, I've decided that I would like to skip the requirement that says I have to marry and have children.
Dude: <muffled laughing turned into a cough> I see. Why's that darling?
Lily: Because all boys want to do is play around and I want to be a great inventor and I won't have any time for playing when I'm a big adult.
Oh thank goodness, you've finally cracked the friendship level. Far out! Anybody would think that you haven't maxed out charisma for all the good it did with these two.Beth: Well, seeing as I have absolutely nothing in common with either of them I'm not surprised.
Ohhh... quick. Incoming at 1.00 O'clock! Go make her your third friend. The fat one with the really hideous glasses.Beth: You are SO rude!
It's called being a realist.I don't believe it.Dude: True.
No way!Dude: Seriously.
Unbelievable. What even IS it?Dude: A masterpiece surreal interpretation of..
A cat with it's head shoved through a hole in a piece of toast! What the heck?Dude: No! <slightly offended> It's..
A hamster with it's head...Dude:
NO. Look, forget it, I'll just sell it.
Good thinking.Finally!Beth: Tell me about it!
You might as well push on and make Sonja a good friend.Beth: K.
By the way, thats little Rex zooming along the road there. He's gonna be Lily's husband.Beth: WHAT? Have you told Terrence that? He won't like it one little bit.
Naaaaa, he'll be sweet.Beth: Try him.
Hi Terrence. Good cake?Terrence: Hmm! Delicious!
Just letting you know that Lily's husband to be is about to knock on the door.Terrence: I'll be the judge of that.
Oh! <surprised pause> Errrr, well anyway umm, Rex is knocking on the door so you might want to go let him in.Terrence: Good idea. I've got quite a few questions for this young man.
Ohh, the poor boy's dying of embarrassment over here. Call him over Terrence for pity's sake.There you are Lily! <gushing in an over the top relieved way>Lily: What's up Watcher?
Rex is here. He might need rescuing from your dad-come-sargent-major-interrogation-master.Lily: Oh, what did you say to upset him?
Nothing! Why does everyone always think I've said something?Lily: Well?
I said that Rex was going to be... nothing. Adult stuff. Moving on.Lily: Hi dad. Well, you're certainly on fire today.
Terrence: And so this would-be boyfriend found himself in another world far, far away.
Lily: Hehehe, good joke dad.
Rex: I sense some sort of tension here. Did I say something wrong?
Lily: No. Just keep smiling, we'll go upstairs soon.
Rex: K
Terrence: While I'm not that happy with you at all Watcher, the fact that Rex is also a slob just adds insult to injury.
Beth: Bye dear, don't take it all to heart.
Terrence: Have a good shift love.
NO! You can't scold Lily. That's not even fair. I'm stopping you from doing that.Terrence: Well, you started this and I can discipline my child as I please.
Look. I made a mistake, o.k.? I just thought they looked cute together.Terrence: They are children. Don't you have any morals or standards at all?
<Slight pause> Umm, no. Well, yeah. But no, not really.Terrence: Case closed then. I'll bring my own child up thank you.
Rex: These little dolls are actually pretty fun!
Lily: I know! You can make up all sorts of stories and make them do pretty much whatever you like. I like setting them up in a perfect world where no-one ever ages and life is always happy.
Rex: I get that. How come there are no princes though? I thought every castle needed a prince.
Lily: Hmmm, I hadn't noticed that I only had princesses. Maybe I'll ask dad to get me a prince for getting good grades at school
Ummm, yeah. I'd probably ask granddad Lily. Dad's a bit touchy on that subject.Are you all ready to become an adult?Terrence: Yep.
Dude: Sure you don't want a party?
Terrence: Yes thanks Mr.H. Beth's at work and everyone else is busy, besides, to be honest, I'm a little partied out!
Yeah... wooo! Happy Birthday Terrence.
Dude: Happy Birthday Terrence. Thanks for being such a great son-in-law. I appreciate the hard work you do around the place son.