Chapter 31: Cassandra's Elder BirthdayYou're so talented Abi.Abi: Thanks Watcher, well the weeding needed done but I didn't want to miss out on all the gossip.
Dude: That's my girl, not a genius for nothing!
Beth: Hi, yes I'd like to order a birthday party. Yeah, yeah, I know the drill, what kind of impossible goal do I want. I'll go for the 'no impossible goal' option please. Huh? Yeah, we do have a bar.
Dude: Go for it love, just watch out for your back when you come out of the twirly sparkly bit.
Cassandra: Oww, oh you weren't kidding.
Dude: I'm surprised you didn't have any 'extra advice' to add Watcher.
What? Me? Oh hush.Well, Birthday girl, you're dancing and everyone else is eating your cake all up.Cassandra: That's ok, I'm going to have to really watch what I eat now, a moment on the lips and all that.
I've never believed that particular saying... I haven't seen a single fat person rub any food on their lips, they always shove it down their throats like it's the last meal they'll ever have.Cassandra: Umm, well that's what that saying means.
What? That fat people should rub food on their lips? ? ?Cassandra: <sigh>
Dude: Oh Terrence, you're a neat sim! Oh boy I'm gonna love having you live here.
Terrence: I love cleaning!
Told you I knew what I was doing, oh ye of little faith.Dude: Considering your track record for inviting food hogs into our house I think it's pretty understandable how reticent I am about newbies.
Dude: Go ahead Terrence, make the toast.
Terrence: Thanks Mr H. <ahem> Here's to the birthday girl, may her elder years be blessed with fun, laughter and lots of grandchildren!
Everyone: Cassandra!
Oh, he's a keeper for sure.Beth: What?
Cassandra: I don't think it's that suitable.
Don: I must admit I'm a little shocked.
I am keeping an eye on her.Beth: It's only teenage high-jinx.
Don: Hmmm
Cassandra: Well, that aspiration is playing with fire.
I told her that.Don: Hmmm
Aww, Looks like someone's found an admirer.Abi: <giggle> He's pretty dreamy Watcher. Don't you think so?
Oh, totally... very handsome Abi. <nods>And as usual we have the 'oh my gosh, head for a mirror before you die of hysteria' moment just towards the end of the party.
You'll get used to this Terrence, least you're under control now.Terrence: Breath in... breath out..... Thinking calming unfunny thoughts.
Lucky for you Terrence is a bit preoccupied.I don't get how you juggle them all in the same house at the same time girl.Beth: Its 'cos dad talks to everyone, keeps them busy so I can get busy.
<Shocked uncomfortable moment> So.... you inadvertently make your dad a partner in crime to your...Beth: Kissing, yes, I'm kissing... OoO go call the emotion police. Sheesh.
<Grumbling> Well, I'm gonna make sure that's all you do kiddo.IncomingBeth: Oh good, I need 3 more.
I can't believe I'm helping you. Terrence better NEVER find out.Beth: Keep your hair on.
Sabastian: Gosh you're doing so well with your mixology skills!
Beth: Oh, thanks Sabastian.
Terrence: Those tricks you do rock. Hey, were's Abi?
Beth: I think she's upstairs playing chess... go up, she'll be keen to challenge you.
Good to see you've got some friends that are only that... you know, friends.Beth: Shhh.
Sabastian: What's the Watcher saying?
Beth: Nothing.
Terrence: How you doing squirt? I feel like I never see you now I've moved in.
Beth: Woah, when did you get so ripped?
Terrence: Oh, your dad's been mentoring me weight lifting... Your mum said it was better then him working out..
Beth: <cough> Oh, yes, I see.
Wow... thats' umm, really nice of you Terrence, to help out like that. Don't over do it though, we wouldn't want you to pull one of those muscles of yours.<Eyeballs popping>
Umm, where's your shirt? Terrence: Don't know, I just seem to have lost it somewhere.
Dude: Keep your pace even.
Not that I'm complaining... <cough>
Beth: It's my young adult birthday tomorrow, do I really need to do my homework?
Zest: Yep, imagine if you slipped from an A after all your hard work!
You tell her Zesty babe, she doesn't listen to a thing I say these days.Beth: What's that noise? Is it windy outside?
Zest: I wouldn't push it too hard there squirt, I've heard some stories about what Watchers can do to their charges since passing on <shudder>. You wouldn't believe what some Watchers do...
Beth: Urban myths, I don't believe those stories.
Zest: Seen the results with my own eyes darling.... it's all true and more.
Beth: Oh.
Terrence: How long do I need to sit in this filth Watcher? <Bottom lip trembling>
Just a little bit longer... I'm sure you'll hit your writers block any minute now.Several hours later......
Dude: It's worth more than any of my museum pieces!
I don't care. Clowns are creepy. Sell it.Beth: And then Uncle Zest said that some Watchers burn their charges to death.... and film it while waiting for them to die!
Alex: Sad but true, welcome to the real world squirt.