Spiderman and Morgan FreemanAt around this time I realized Chastity had not been pregnant for A WHOLE 36 HOURS. This was quickly rectified.
Then I let her get on with the mothering of her springed-off offspring. I know what I mean by that, but if you don't, it says absolutely nothing bad about your intelligence and some good things about your sanity.
Anyway, Pip was offered some heavy sedatives in the form of the green milk product, as can be observed by his facial expression while learning to walk.
Oh, also the local stray horses (?) are starting a cult on the Greens' lawn.
Meg aged up around this time, and I didn't get a picture of it because I don't remember why. She joined the Toddler Training Triathlon, which only makes a little sense but it's alliterative and I like it and I'm using it. So there.
Anyway, Chas's lessons in speech were apparently less than enthralling.
But effective, it seems, because now little Meg is terrorizing her older brother.
Meg: When you die, can I have your teeth?
Anyways, I'm sure you're all waiting for an explanation for the title. Well, it's not a good one. See, around this time Winter the pygmy hedgehog died, and Forest or Hardimos happened to catch an Anole Lizard, which are colored kind of like Spiderman.
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then, Snakeskin McCornrows rolled a wish to get a dog, which normally I would ignore because I don't let Snakeskin have nice things. But dogs are cute, so I got one, and named it Morgan Freeman because my brother was trying to pitch the idea of a Narration Showdown to me and I wasn't thinking about it very hard. He's an elder, but he's cute and Chas likes him, which is good enough for me.
I told you it wasn't a good explanation.
Anyway, I'm not really sure why I left the third and most important addition out of the title; probably because it didn't flow very well. But regardless, Louisa was born at 1:37 am on a Tuesday with the Virtuoso and Loves the Cold traits. Really, the first Green kid with some promise. She's a witch like Pip and Meg, so all three kiddos so far are going to be eligible for heir-ship.
I don't know if I like Louisa yet. Pros: gorgeous skintone. Cons: she's as smiley as Pip! It's exhausting. WHY ARE NONE OF THEM CRABBY LITTLE TERRORS?! Meg is Evil, but she's only a toddler, so any malignant tendencies can't really manifest just yet.
Snakeskin also managed to crank out a decent portrait of Chas, so I don't have to worry about that anymore. Oh, and then he impregnated the original again because I am already sick of babies and WHY DID PICK "SURROUNDED BY FAMILY"?! That was an extremely questionable decision.
MOVING ON. Both Maria and Pip had birthdays the next day. Here's how that went:
That hasn't made much of a difference for Meg and Pip, though. They're still thick as thieves, even though Meg is the sort of kid who wants a unicorn so she can impale and stab people.
Okay, so I've been writing this update for three days and I'm sick of it. So all I have to add is that Chas is indeed knocked up once more.
Will it be a boy? A girl? A hamster? A microwave oven? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!