OMG, Metro, I was wetting my pants.
See, what happens when I selectively edit your quote?
Yeah, I've been a class clown all my life. I've said it a million times, but all of us are constantly bombarded with everything that stinks in the world, so why not spread some fun around to try and balance things out? I have 3 girls and nothing brings me more joy them seeing them smile and laugh. I'm definitely rubbing off on my 10-year-old. For a year now she's been writing these crazy family newsletters with all kinds of plays on words and wild family photographs and funny quotes from her sisters, mom and I. I read this stuff and I'm like, "She's 10?!"
Thanks for the nice words, Katluvr. And your Depends are in the mail.