The Man Dynasty 5.0 — This Time it's for Total Manhood (Finished)

[samoht04]

Awww, poor Jamila! That Big Deathfish in the Sky!  You really crack me up Metro! 

[Lilygirl]

Darlene Bunch sure does make a funny looking vampire! She must have lost her wig back there.

[Asleep]

HA! "Count Bunchula"! That's hilarious! R.I.P Jamila, we'll miss you.

[Joria]

Uncle Fester was too adorable.  I'd vote for Count Bunchula myself.  lol

[Esther1981]

R.I.P. Jamila! Loved the part about black pepper and them sneezing! Very funny! Darlene looks weird without hair, vampire or not!! I vote for Count Bunchula as well lol.

[Bde1225]

She looks like uncle fester...the female version in the Adams family sequel. That should be a lesson to us all..never leave the house without your wig.

[AriaGirl77]

That should be a lesson to us all..never leave the house without your wig.

LOL!!! 

Hilarious, as always, Metro!

[Metropolis Man]

Girly‘s Now a Big Girly Man / Queenie Saves Recipe’s Life

Fast forwarding in time a bit...Girly is now a Teen. She aged up with the Leighton Sekemoto hairstyle goin’ on, but hey, she’s a Teen, right? It works. You most definitely can see the classic  female Landgraab features in Girly — mainly the eyes — that harken all the way back to Great Grandma, Nancy. Girly’s SuperMax skill will be Nectar-Making. It meshed with a school opportunity perfectly (Cultural Interview) — Girly traveled to France to interview a local and then picked up some Nectar-Making machines. I moved all 400 grapes that have been in Recipe’s inventory forever over to this skinny young woman. Her arm is hiding the fact that she stashed them all in her front right pocket.



Recipe woke up with a pounding headache — actually it was the same day as what would turn out to be Queenie’s last day at work. She had planned on a nice relaxing day of signing reports and training the junior staff at the hospital, but after eating breakfast with Recipe and seeing firsthand his glaring head problems, she knew she needed to get him to the hospital and operate quickly.



The procedure is about to begin. Queenie summons all the knowledge she gained in her lengthy 2 1/2 week Medical career. Could she really pull this off and successfully operate on her own father? Not surprisingly, Recipe was feeling pretty nervous about the whole ordeal...



Success! It’s a miracle! And with that very difficult surgery under her belt, Queenie quit her job at the hospital knowing full well that few surgeons in the world could have done the same procedure. Special kudos to Chief Buhphfoto who was flown in from a remote location to supervise the delicate headshrinking.



Queenie: "Dad you’re okay?"
Recipe: "I’m fine, honey."
Queenie: "And your vision?"
Recipe: "No problems at all. I don’t even know where to begin to thank you. Carina, you saved my life."

[jessiethedog]

Queenie: "Dad you’re okay?"
Recipe: "I’m fine, honey."
Queenie: "And your vision?"
Recipe: "No problems at all. I don’t even know where to begin to thank you. Carina, you saved my life."

LOL!

[Esther1981]

Wow what graphic glitch did YOU have??? Carina saved his life? Lol that's hilarious! I know Carina is awesome, but now the fact that she miraculously jumped from Pam's computer to yours in order to save Recipe is just amazing! And the fact that 400 grapes fit in Girly's right pocket is a miracle in itself! Metro, you truly have the gift to crack people up! Seriously, I'm really glad I wasn't drinking my pop at the time!!   

[Asleep]

That was hilarious! By the way, are you going to recolor Girlys hair? It looks like she got the bug where's she's born with a disgusting greenish hair color.

[Metropolis Man]

Queenie Dons Her Immortal Crown

Well, the only things that were not checked off as completed for the Queen Bee’s Honey Do List was her Elder museum items. Queenie aged up to Elder and Recipe quickly took care of her 3 museum items. All of the Ambrosia requirements for Queenie were now locked up. Everyone gathered in the kitchen for this special moment...another immortal was about to be immortalized...
 


Recipe: “Stop. STOP! Ooh...Ooh. I need to go to the bathroom. AAAAAHHHHHH!”



Girly: “Mom, hold on...my homework is almost done.”



Jarret: “Almost done, Queenie. Hahahaha...No way! YES! Eat my flamethrower and kneel before your new lord and master you filthy disgusting excuse for marines.”



Recipe: “Agnes even wanted to pay her respects, dear. Hope you don’t mind.”
Queenie: “Mind? I’m honored.”
Recipe: “She’s just finishing cleaning up.”

With everyone finally present (Jimala had a lunch date at the Bistro) and attentive, Queenie relished her delicious Ambrosia and finished it up. Way to go, Queenie! Enjoy your immortality!



And with that milestone achieved in Manly Estates, the Queen Bee’s Honey Do List is officially closed and Girly’s Check Out Self Checklist is now open.

The Recipe File: — Closed
Queen Bee’s Honey Do List: — Closed
Girly’s Check Out Self Checklist:
Lifetime Wish: Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous
Unique Career Maxed: Business
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Nectar-Making
Investments:
Unique Rewards:
BlackOps: Stinky Bugs; A Fishy Science Project; The Boiler Room; Outside Reading;
6 Unique Best Friends:
Museum Portraits: Toddler; Child; Teen;

[Esther1981]

Congrats Queenie!! Um how did Agnes get in the bathtub?? That's hilarious, just don't turn on the water haha.

[Pam]

Poor Recipe.  He still has no say in what his family looks like.  Did we miss pictures of Girly as a toddler?

[Metropolis Man]

Poor Recipe.  He still has no say in what his family looks like.  Did we miss pictures of Girly as a toddler?

Yep. You missed 'em 'cause I just was in a playin' mood and not a stop and take screenshots mood.