The Man Dynasty 5.0 — This Time it's for Total Manhood (Finished)

[jessiethedog]

I hope they weren't testingcheatsenabled pills! We wouldn't like to murder anyone now, would we?

As a result of this behavior your Crazy Man bobblehead is being returned to the manufacturer.

Oooh! Can I order a Recipe Man one please? 

[Esther1981]

I hope they weren't testingcheatsenabled pills! We wouldn't like to murder anyone now, would we?

I think those pills were only for 2 people, I don't think anyone would use them again! Poor Scarlet and Cinnamon were guinea pigs for them.  By the way, vote for Metro!!

[jessiethedog]

I think those pills were only for 2 people, I don't think anyone would use them again! Poor Scarlet and Cinnamon were guinea pigs for them.  By the way, vote for Metro!!

NO! I'm voting for the floor hygienator!

[Esther1981]

NO! I'm voting for the floor hygienator!

Oh my. You're going to go Crazy on us? Oh my goodness!! 

[jessiethedog]

Oh my. You're going to go Crazy on us? Oh my goodness!! 

Yep! I have already cast my vote! I'm sure it will be a landslide! 

[Esther1981]

Yep! I have already cast my vote! I'm sure it will be a landslide! 

I sent in my absentee ballot today, seeing as I'm not going to be in Sunset Valley Tuesday, and I voted for Metro. I'm pretty sure he's going to win!

[ratchie]

The entire Khalid family will be in Sunset Valley on Tuesday and they have promised to vote Metro.

Rachel

[jessiethedog]

The entire Khalid family will be in Sunset Valley on Tuesday and they have promised to vote Metro.

Rachel

No! The floor hygienator is losing! 

[Esther1981]

No! The floor hygienator is losing!  

Second time in a row too poor thing!   First it lost out to Derick now it's going to lose to Metro!

[Metropolis Man]

Guys, enough with the floor hygienator stuff. Sheesh. If you have to know my opponents for Leader of the Free World, they are, in order of strength:

1) A Perfect serving of hamburgers
2) Some vampire guy
3) Agnes' urn
4) a Masterpiece portrait of Recipe
5) Crazy's swimsuit
6) Some other vampire guy

[Esther1981]

Hmmm, I'm still voting for Metro! Even though I'm sure those hamburger's will give him a run for the money!

[ILoveDolls]

I hope they weren't testingcheatsenabled pills!

Are you insinuating that Queenie's handing over a Kill Pill? Lol. That's one way to get rid of the competition.

Me? I vote for Crazy's swimsuit. Ah, can't you smell the Summer Freshness

[AriaGirl77]

Well, I don't know about you, but I always vote for the issues.  I'd like to hear where Metro stands on the subject of unemployed Sims, especially given the unlimited supply of positions available in Sunset Valley.  You have thirty seconds.... go!

[Metropolis Man]

Barack Who? Metro Puts the “Of” Back in Leader of the Free World

Looks like my old man, Derik McCauley, is indeed an old man. Dad is now employed in the Law Enforcement Career as a snitch, so I had the Joke About Police option pop up. I told dad 21 straight jokes about the police — every single one having to do with cops eating donuts on the job.



That took my total joke count to 99. I had already maxed Charisma, and the Comedian Challenge was the last thing necessary to SuperMax the skill. So, I saved the very last joke for someone who needed to be reminded that he was still very special to me...



C’mon now...everybody say “awwww.”

Just as in real life I have a habit of walking around parks and asking strangers for money. Wearing a trenchcoat and pushing a shopping cart always adds to the effect. My Mini Me is also quite the master at asking for and receiving Campaign Donations...



“Oh, no. You guys were friends? Anyway, please make the check out to Metropolis Man...”



“Thank you for your donation. No, no...I’ll flush the toilet for you.”

After lots of donations I finally pushed that Campaign Fund metric to Outstanding. The next day was it, Man fans. I was a Vice President with my sights firmly set on the highest job in the land. And I got it!



“Yahtzee! I’m Leader of the Free World, baby! Jeeves, bring me my slippers. I now only work 3 days a week which kind of sounds like my real work schedule for Carl. Well, except for the fact that I’d never work that many days a week.”



Metro: “Did someone die in here? How about some props for the new Leader of the Free World? Hello?”

You know what’s so cool about being Leader of the Free World? I now have sole access to the book. Sweet! I’ve heard about this thing, but always had my doubts whether it was real. In five minutes I found out pretty much everything that’s been boggling my mind for decades — was Kennedy’s assassin a lone gunman? What’s inside Area 51? How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Who was hotter on Gilligan’s Island — Ginger, Mary Ann, or Mrs. Howell? And finally, probably my biggest question — would Speed Racer and Trixie eventually have gotten married? It was all there. And for my eyes only. Jumanji!

More requests for handouts. It never ends in Politics...



Metro: “Thank you, Venkat. Remember, every simolean goes towards our city’s children and their future.”
Venkat: “Lol.”

As I was hitting another Central Park patron up for money, my Metrosense went off. Someone was behind me. Metrosense tingling.



That woman in the blue shirt...Oh, My Love!



Metro: “Oh, Angelique, my love (mmwwaa). I’ve been — buuuuuurrrrrrpp! (mmwwaa)— thinking of you every day (mmwwaa).”

And who’s Count Pinkula? Lora Faulk is a toddler that lives in the Faulk house along with Angelique, Brenton (holding Lora, and I’m assuming a sibling), and Algelique’s sister (forgot her name). But, no one else is a vampire. So, I’m guessing one of the billion male vampires that roam Sunset Valley imprenated Angelique’s sister .

That was a nice kiss with Angelique. She was very proud of my achievement. I’ll tell you what...when it comes to kisses, I’m putting the “Free” back in Leader of the Free World. I’m puckering up more than Richard Dawson did back in the day on Family Feud.

“Hello, love (smooch). We’re looking for favorite Dracula expressions. So far we’ve got Blah, Blah up on the board. Favorite Dracula expressions. What do you think, love?”
“Children of the Night?”
“Show me...Children of the Night! (Ding, ding, ding). YES!” (smooch).

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The Recipe File: Closed
Queen Bee’s Honey Do List: Closed
Girly’s Check Out Self Checklist: Closed
Crazy’s Crazy Eight Requirements: Closed
The Sporting News: Closed
Sound's Musical Score: Closed
Writer’s Block (of info): Closed
Metro’s Self Indulgences:
Lifetime Wish: Leader of the Free World √
Unique Career Maxed: Political √
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Charisma √
Investments: Central Park; Sacred Spleen Memorial Hospital √
Unique Rewards: Observant; Long Distance Friend; Never Dull √
BlackOps: Pile of Permission Slips; Let’s Dine; Smear It On; Looking for a Friend; Bestest Friends; It’s Your Life √ 
6 Unique Best Friends: Everett Bryon; Glenda Faulk; Debbie Dodson; Tyron Buford; Lacey Eaton; Angelique Faulk √
Museum Portraits: Toddler; Child; Teen; Young Adult;

[Esther1981]

Sweet! I bow down in awe to President Metro!! I can answer the who was hotter on Gilligan's Island! The answer is of course the professor!! Congrats for making it to the top Metro!