The Man Dynasty 5.0 — This Time it's for Total Manhood (Finished)

[Asleep]

Congratulations, Sound!

[Esther1981]

Happy birthday EeyoreWrite! And congratulations Sound on becoming Immortal!

[jessiethedog]

As always, LOL! Happy birthday to EeyoreWrite and happy ambrosia-day to Sound! 
And it's pratically a crime not to have her first book called, well, Winnie-The-Pooh. Yeah, I'm sad enough to know what the first book was called 

[kattiq]

Happy Birthday to EeyoreWrite and Sound! The titles of EeyoreWrite's books crack me up!

[Pam]

Great job, Metro, as always.  You've got a gift for playing with words.  The book titles are hilarious! 

[Metropolis Man]

Thanks, Pam. Given your own writing talent those words are extra special.

[revolution724]

Congrats!

[Shenice93]

Finally completely caught up. It was a marathon including me laughing hysterically, my boyfriend and parents looking at me funny and an over grown mango, but I finally managed to do it.  I think I should throw my own party.

[Metropolis Man]

Decisions, Decisions...EeyoreWrite Ponders Who Will Father Generation #8

Aging ups are always central to any Dynasty story, so I’ll hit you with two right off the bat. Chanda aged up to Elder while watching the PBS show, “This Old Immortal House”...



And then next on the birthday list was EeyoreWrite aging up to Teen. She’s really blossoming into a beautiful flower, isn’t she?



EeyoreWrite: “Ewww...it smells like a nursing home in here.”

The Teen stage for EeyoreWrite was basically just a continuation in her writing journey. I quickly sent her to City Hall to register as a self-employed writer, so her earnings would work towards her career goal.

About a week into her Teen stage she accomplished the Prolific Writer Challenge by finishing 20 books. Here’s a sampling of EeyoreWrite’s most recent Childrens’ Books...

• Passing Your Driving Test Using Your iPod
• Time Outs are Out...Parellel Time Outs are In
• Bullying 101: Spitballs vs. Paperwads
• The Real Truth About Truth or Dare
• So, You’re Ready to be a Toddler...Again?
• 100 Memorable In-Home Vacations
• The High Schooler’s Guide to Recognizing Moms vs. Dads
• Effective Family Meetings with Tantrums
• I Was Wrong: No More Family Tantrums
• Giving Spin the Bottle a New Spin
• Asking for Homework Help...at the Top of Mt. Everest
• Taking Your Lemonade Stand Global

Thanks to the Moodlet Manager always nearby, EeyoreWrite actually SuperMaxed writing while still in high school! My only real concerns with EW’s Ambrosia requirements are BlackOps (basically all school opps have already been done by other immortals, so I need to wait for the writing and painting ones to fire at YA) and the hefty funds needed for maxing the writing career (am I right, Forest Dreamweaver?).



So, with half of her Teen stage still ahead of her, EeyoreWright turns her thoughts to matters of the heart. Who will be the last father? Who will win her heart and help bring in the 8th generation? It was time to discuss this seriously with the two smartest men she knew...



Carl and Metro: “DUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!”

After the IQ level rose again somewhere between “lunchtime recess” and “Gong Show tryouts” the three Mans discussed EeyoreWright’s possibilities...



EeyoreWrite: “Guys, I need help deciding who will father generation #8. I still have a week left of high school, but as of now, there are only 3 male high school students and one is a vampire.”
Crazy: “Well, he’s out. He might as well be a Floor Hygienator.”
Recipe: “Have you become Best Friends with any of them yet?”
EeyoreWrite: “No. I’ve been writing day and night. I plan on focusing on that my last few days of high school.”
Recipe: “Hi there. What did you want to talk about?”
EeyoreWrite: “C’mon. I need help here.”



Recipe: “Well, I’ve got an idea that may help. Let’s invite them over. Turn it into a game show.”
EeyoreWrite: “WHAT?!”
Crazy: “Cool! Don’t forget the Floor Hygienator. It has to be a contestant.”
EeyoreWrite: (Sigh) “I wanted some serious suggestions, guys.”
Recipe: “This might actually work.”
Crazy: “Who’s been stealing my potato chips. I’m tired of it. STOP IT! THEY’RE MINE!”

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The Recipe File: Closed
Queen Bee’s Honey Do List: Closed
Girly’s Check Out Self Checklist: Closed
Crazy’s Crazy Eight Requirements: Closed
The Sporting News: Closed
Sound's Musical Score: Closed
Writer’s Block (of info):
Lifetime Wish: Professional Author
Unique Career Maxed: Writing
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Writing √
Investments: 
Unique Rewards: Acclaimed Author; Change Lifetime Wish; Prepared Traveler √
BlackOps:     
6 Unique Best Friends:
Museum Portraits: Toddler; Child; Teen

[Esther1981]

Lol Metro you are hilarious! Happy birthday Chanda and EeyoreWrite! Seriously, you should be a comedian!!

[Asleep]

Hilarious!

[Shenice93]

Lol. I love it Metro.

[ratchie]

I am looking forward to the dating game the Manly way.

Rachel

[AriaGirl77]

Oh man, where is Chuck Woolery when you need him most???   

[Metropolis Man]

Oh man, where is Chuck Woolery when you need him most???   

I like it! The Immortal Connection.