The Man Dynasty 5.0 — This Time it's for Total Manhood (Finished)

[AriaGirl77]

Cock-a-doodle-dooooooo!!!!   

[Metropolis Man]

Cock-a-doodle-dooooooo!!!!   

I had my wife quickly scan today's update for typos since she's good at that stuff. Later I asked her...
"So what did you think?"
 "Pretty funny...but what's with all the chicken stuff?"
 (sigh) "Hun, it started with the Flirtatious Joke. You know male chicken digging the female chicken. Get it?"
(watching the Rose Bowl) "Were you talking to me?"

[Esther1981]

I had my wife quickly scan today's update for typos since she's good at that stuff. Later I asked her...
"So what did you think?"
 "Pretty funny...but what's with all the chicken stuff?"
 (sigh) "Hun, it started with the Flirtatious Joke. You know male chicken digging the female chicken. Get it?"
(watching the Rose Bowl) "Were you talking to me?"

Wow, I always thought it was the men that were so interested in football they pay no attention! Good to see that's not always the case!! 

[Metropolis Man]

Wow, I always thought it was the men that were so interested in football they pay no attention! Good to see that's not always the case!! 

No, in the Metro house it's a total role reversal in tons of ways.

[Metropolis Man]

And the new Man is...

Upon Chanda returning from the spa with her +75 week-long moodlet, Recipe quickly pointed his camera directly at Chanda’s behind for her Rear Museum photo. While showing Chanda her museum items she could tell Recipe was deep in thought...



Chanda: “You seem to be somewhere else, Recipe. What are you thinking about?”
Recipe: “It’s really about the spouses, Chanda. It always has been. Where would the Dynasty be without the spouses? You guys are the ones that have made it all possible—a truly unselfish love you all are providing to see this through.”
Chanda: “That’s so sweet, Recipe.”
Recipe: “Psych! I was actually thinking of how great it is to be able to eat Ambrosia. All the time.”

Grocery stores = hot spots for rock stars. I went to Map View and looked at all the possible locations for Sound to hold an Autograph Session. The Grocery Store was truly the most ridiculous.



Liam Bunch: “Please hurry, Sound. This late morning sun makes me feel like I’m on fire and the Plasma Fruit sale ends in 5 minutes.”

Having the 7th generation pop out female is a make or break deal for all Dynasties, so Chanda did everything she had to do to make that a reality...



Sound got a wish to read a pregnancy book, so being the good expectant father that he is, he scurried off to the bookstore and came home with Baby Incoming: Preparing with a Vigilance.



“So many words. Why couldn’t someone have turned this into sheet music?”

Speaking of preparing for the baby, even Grandpa Crazy wanted to lend his assistance...



Crazy: “Chanda, that wrench has served me well...gotten me out of quite a few tight situations, so you give that to the doctor when you get to the hospital.”

Everyone is trying to relax and put Chanda at ease before the big moment arrives when she does the “ouch face.” Someone’s calling now?





Hey, when photographs of butts speak to you via a phone call, you’d better listen. It’s go time...



Recipe offered his sage advice for the excited parents-to-be...



“Don’t be out too long, guys. Chanda needs to get to the hospital soon.”

Chanda and Sound get to the hospital just in time — you could actually hear the baby crying to come out! Charlotte De Gaulle, a tourist, flips out at the sight of a pregnant woman going to a hospital to have her baby delivered...



Charlotte: “That’s it. That’s it! I’m never coming to Sunset Valley again. What’s next? Food being served at a restaurant? Getting sand in my toes at the beach? Unacceptable!”

The proud parents arrived back at Manly Estates with their beautiful new baby girl . Several Mans offered their suggestions for a name...



Crazy: “I may be Crazy, but I know a good writer when I see one. That girl is going to be a writer.”
Chanda: “You’re right, Crazy.”
Crazy: “So how about Blow Torch Man?”
Sound: “How about “Grandpa needs to shut up, Man.”
Recipe: “Hey, you two...we’re onto something. She does look like a writer...smart. Kid’s books would be perfect for her. We already have easels so she can quickly learn painting. Kid’s books...perfect.”
Sporty: “Yeah, Winnie the Pooh kind of stuff. Remember Eeyore?”
Sound: “YES! You’re right.”
Recipe: “No, wait a minute...EeyoreWrite. Yeah, welcome to the Dynasty, EeyoreWrite Man.”

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The Recipe File: Closed
Queen Bee’s Honey Do List: Closed
Girly’s Check Out Self Checklist: Closed
Crazy’s Crazy Eight Requirements: Closed
The Sporting News: Closed
Sound's Musical Score: Closed Except Elder Portrait
Writer’s Block (of info):

[Lilygirl]

Congrats on generation 7, Metro! The Mans continue in their quest.

[AriaGirl77]

Your right!  She IS a Man!

[Beddy_Boop]

She looks like a Man! 

[Metropolis Man]

She looks like a Man! 

LOL. Well, she is a Man after all, right? So, if looking like a Man means she'll take after mom, I think that will work for me.

[Esther1981]

Yea, hopefully she looks like her mom and not Grandpa Crazy!!

[ratchie]

Eeyoreright man has to win the prize for the wackiest baby name.

Although I confess I had to read it several times before I got it. Very funny and very clever bravo!

Rachel

[Metropolis Man]

Eeyoreright man has to win the prize for the wackiest baby name.

Although I confess I had to read it several times before I got it. Very funny and very clever bravo!

Rachel

Ha ha. Thanks. Yeah, you have to say it fast for it to sound like "You're right, Man."

[samoht04]

Several times I Laughed Out Loud during that!

[Joria]

OMG, the puns get worse and worse.  (groaning appreciatively)  Counting down now Metro, counting down.

[n8thegr8]

The man dynasty is still going, right? I know Saltypaws almost dropped hers a while back. I am just checking to make sure you haven't done the same because, well... well.... dropping the Man dynasty and all of its funniness would be just awful.