The Man Dynasty 5.0 — This Time it's for Total Manhood (Finished)

[Metropolis Man]

Two Birthdays Are Better Than One

Girly is really climbing up the Business ranks fast. You’d think that her boss, Michale Dupre, would have some nice words for her after Girly was promoted to Chairman of the Board. Not really. Maybe it’s a vampire thing...



Michale: “HOLD MORE MEETINGS! C’mon, Girly. Sheesh. 5 minutes ago as a CEO your Meetings Held metric was Excellent. Now, you walk out the door as a Chairman of the Board and the same metric is Horrible? Are you kidding me?”
Girly: “I will, I will. Take it easy.”
Michale: “Good. Make it happen. And tell Orca I’m watching him closely too.”

Meet Danica Reeves, son of Orca’s new friend. She’s a cutie pie and the friendship between Crazy and Danica actually came about due to the school opportunity, Schoolyard Chums, where Crazy simply needed to befriend her. Actually, I had her in my crosshairs anyway because it will be mating season soon enough. Crazy breaks the ice with a joke...



Crazy: “Mrs. Paulson has a big, fat butt.”
Danica: “Mwahahahahaha. I think you and I are going to be Good Friends, Crazy.”
Crazy: “Waiter...check please?”

The very next day after befriending Danica I threw a double birthday party—both Crazy and Girly were to age up. And what’s this—Danica is on the guest list and aged up to a Teen already? What kind of perfect timing is that? Now, she’s even a cuter cutie pie (she's in the back next to Mr. Mohawk party crasher). My only concern is she’s a newspaper carrier and their lifestages are a bit wacky. We’ll see.



You’d better put on protective eyewear. Yeah, I had hopes of a Teen age-up improvement for Crazy, but instead I get a distinct downward spiral on the evolutionary scale and wind up with Creature from the Black Lagoon. I guess in a way it’s fitting. I mean who am I kidding? It’s perfect when you think about it and what Crazy is all about—a guy on the fringe with a Monster Maker LTW.



Going from something that could make you toss your lunch to a vision of lovliness, Girly aged up to Adult. Vavavoom. Orca must be calling for help and asking someone to throw him a rope before he drowns on the kitchen tile.



The Recipe File: — Closed
Queen Bee’s Honey Do List: — Closed
Girly’s Check Out Self Checklist:
Lifetime Wish: Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous
Unique Career Maxed: Business
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Nectar-Making √
Investments: Girly’s New Big Science Dome; Crystal Springs √
Unique Rewards: Change of Taste; Fast Metabolism; Watering Hole Regular √
BlackOps: Stinky Bugs; A Fishy Science Project; The Boiler Room; Outside Reading; The Wright Opinion; Networking is Key √
6 Unique Best Friends: Kareem Man; Michale Dupre; Jarred Hirsch; Jacob McCloud; Malcolm Landgraab; Crazy Man √
Museum Portraits: Toddler; Child; Teen; Young Adult;
Crazy’s Crazy Eight Requirements:
Lifetime Wish: Monster Maker
Unique Career Maxed: Inventing
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Inventing
Investments:  
Unique Rewards:
BlackOps: Archaeology Exhibit; Schoolyard Chums;   
6 Unique Best Friends: Erwin McGovern; Danica Reeves;
Museum Portraits: Toddler; Child

[samoht04]

Actually, I had her in my crosshairs anyway because it will be mating season soon enough.

I so laughed out loud when I read that! 

[ratchie]

Agnes must be laughing her head off at the gene pool Recipe married into. I blame Crazy's dad myself he must have supplied the odd genes.

Rachel

[Metropolis Man]

Agnes must be laughing her head off at the gene pool Recipe married into. I blame Crazy's dad myself he must have supplied the odd genes.

Rachel

Agreed. It's just too bizarre for words. It would be like Audrey Hepburn giving birth to Chris Farley.

[Asleep]

Hey, I've got a vampire child named Danica! Can't say she's a cutie pie, as she's Christopher Steels daughter...

[Pam]

Danica would improve the gene pool, I think.  Her features are almost scary perfect.  If you give Crazy some new hair, please post a good picture of him.  I can't see his eyes very well.  Great update, of course.  It's great to have some Manly action again. 

[Esther1981]

EWW! Crazy is ugly!! I normally don't say anything mean, yea even about sims don't wanna hurt their feelings  but wow. Yes, marry Danica and get some prettier men in there!!

[Metropolis Man]

Yeah, I may have to give Crazy a slight makeover for fear that Danica would not even consider his marriage proposal. That swamp thing mouth grimace that's going on obviously was just a temporary thing he did after aging up and thankfully is not permanent. But, he's still gotta look a little "Crazy" so I'll see what I can do.

[Metropolis Man]

A Slightly Crazy Makeover

Okay, Man fans...he ain’t George Clooney, but at least he’s advanced past the Neaderthal and Hulk Smash stage and now looks a little more presentable to Danica when that time comes to pop the question. There seems to be overwhelming approval that Danica would be most welcome for appearance sakes for future generations.

I honestly did not do much for Crazy. He’s got a new hairstyle — it's out of his eyes and longer in the back. I put him on a treadmill for a few hours and he’s not so puffy anymore. Whether the triple cheeseburger look returns anytime soon, I’ll have to keep tabs on. I just might have to deal with ‘ol tubby because I want another future immortal to do Pro Sports and he/she will need to SuperMax the Athletic skill. And the last thing I did was get him out of his mismatched clown outfit and made him look like the Inventor he’s destined to be.

[Pam]

You put a MULLET on him??  Hahahahaha!! 

[revolution724]

He’s got a new hairstyle — it's out of his eyes and longer in the back.

Pam beat me to it, I think some people in the business call that a mullet.  Bahahaha.

Edit: Also, if you want to avoid the weight problem, you could just feed him raw produce.  I think sims are less likely to gain weight on the all-fruit diet.

[Metropolis Man]

You put a MULLET on him??  Hahahahaha!! 

Right!    After he gets his immortality he's leaving the Dynasty and going to work with Bon Jovi and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

[Pam]

Business in the front, party in the back!

[Jonna]

Business in the front, party in the back!

Pam... I just want you to know that I LOVE you for saying that!

[Esther1981]

Lol he does look better in spite of the mullet, or maybe because of the mullet!