It is mating season in the Smith family once again. In fact it is the final time one of its members will be seeking out a potential spouse as generation seven will not be getting wed.
Eligable men however were thin on the ground.They were either too young or too old. But finally we found someone.
Meet Mick. All we know about him at this stage is that he is an adult.
Peridot worked her charms on him.
She dropped not so subtle hints about liking flowers.
He removed his shirt and she was suitably impressed.
Peridot:Oh my you are so strong and handsome.
Mick:Ooof
Peridot:Pucker up gorgeous
Mick:Um no.
Now Peridot is a Smith and Smith women do not give up that easily so she went home and worked on a new plan of action. The next evening she invited Mick to join her at the local fishing hole.
Peridot:Mick,my darling it seems like only yesterday that we met but I cannot imagine the rest of your life without me.
Mick:It was yesterday that we met.hold on what do you mean the rest of my life?
Peridot:Say you will marry me and come live with me and a lot of old ladies and my crazy mother.
Mick:I accept your proposal my beloved.Wait a minute I don't want to live with a load of people I have the loner trait!