The Smith ladies decided to throw a hen party for Kumquat. So they head out on the town and just for fun they decide to wear fancy dress
Kumquat went as a cowgirl.
Bronte went as Cleopatra.
And Hebe went as a tiger.
The night was a bit of a bust Hebe spent the time talking to herself.
Then she had a long chat with her invisible hand puppet.
The Smith Family welcome you to the wedding of Kumquat and Herbert. Or following in the tradition of Brangalina, Tomkat and Benifer as I like to call it the wedding of Kumbert.
The day of the wedding dawned.
Kumquat You look lovely Where is the happy groom?
Ur I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know red alert, red alert we are missing one groom send out a search party alert the authorities!
That's it Kumquat you have a drink while I look for Herbert.
All the single ladies all the single ladies oh oh oh oh oh,
Maybe you shouldn't drink anymore.
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it wo ho ho.
Kumquat put the drink down.
I found him he was playing in the sprinkler.
Herbert how dare you this is my wedding day and you are ruining it!
But..
Well what do you have to say for yourself?
I..
Yes?
I forgot.
Well?
Well what?
Are we going to get married or not?
...
Herbert!
Sorry I forgot what I was doing for a second there.
At this point in the game I was ready for hitting Herbert the wedding started at 11am and it took me till 9pm to get him and Kumquat married. He has the absent minded trait but it was getting ridiculous. At one point he wandered off home, Kumquat had to call him back to the house. Eventually they got married but I had almost reached the point where I was going to get Kumquat to break up with him.
Meanwhile the guests partied down at the non wedding.
Finally the happy couple managed to con sumate the marriage. Luckily Herbert didn't forget how to do that and as they fell asleep in each others arms a mysterious chime was heard on the wind.