The Smith Dynasty(completed)

[Schipperke]

I love your story!  The dialogue between "Voice" and the sims is hilarious.  Keep it up.

[ratchie]

Thornton and Hebe Smith would like to invite you all to the wedding of their daughter Bronte to Sam Sekemoto


The scene is set for the wedding of the year. Its a pity nobody would stand where they were supposed to.

The bride and her father

The guests gather round

I Bronte Smith do take you Sam as my husband, I promise to let you work your fingers to the bone to ensure my immortality while you wither and die.
What?
I mean I love you with all my heart and cannot wait to spend the rest of your life with you

Exchanging of the rings

Sealed with a kiss

The mother of the bride reacting to the wedding as only she can.

The first dance

Hebe and Sideburns cutting a rug as it were.

The wedding did not go to plan most of the guests went home just after the ceremony and did not stick around for food and dancing. But Sam and Bronte are married and expecting the pitter patter of tiny feet. Bronte waited until her wedding night for her first woohoo with Sam.

[ratchie]

Hebe we need to talk
What have I done wrong now voice
Well earlier completely of your own free will you asked Bronte to leave home
Yes
Well you can't do that she needs to live in the house with you
How long for
Forever

Now now Hebe its not like its forever.. ha ha I guess it is sorry
It's not funny voice
Don't blame me I didn't make up the rules

Bronte What you reading
Its a pregnancy book listen to this bit "as you enter the third stage of labour you make feel a slight pressure, you will be surrounded by a bright light and the baby will appear as if by magic.
Cool wish labour was like that in my world

The pain the agony I hate you voice and I hate Sam he is never getting near me again ow

A beautiful baby girl. She isn't blue but she is still cute.

Congratulations Hebe on the birth of your grand daughter
Isn't she adorable Bronte says I can choose the name
Oh no!
What is that supposed to mean
Nothing Hebe nothing at all so what is her name going to be
I was thinking something french
What like Chantal or Maria
No Croissant or Baguette
Please Hebe not Baguette
What about pomme de terre or something else like Kumq...
Alright Hebe you win

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome third generation heir Kumquat Smith
 

[Joria]

OMG!  I nearly peed myself laughing so hard.  Your story is hysterically funny.

[Anushka]

Hahaha, Rachel, thank you for doing this! It's so funny! And poor, girl, she got that unspokable name! Kumquat, wellcome! (I had to scroll down to spell it right!) Great update Rachel, really great one! Maybe blue skin will appear on next generation.

[ratchie]

Anushka Kumquat is actually the name of a fruit its like naming her apple or something like that

kum·quat also cum·quat  (kmkwt)
n.
1. Any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella, having small, edible, orangelike fruit.
2. The fruit of these plants, having an acid pulp and a thin, edible rind. It is the smallest of the citrus fruits.

Thanks for reading the story everyone I am enjoying myself writing it

Rachel

[ratchie]

Thornton before you go can I just say that um
What do you want me to do now voice(sigh)
Well sideburns you haven't always been a good father but after a little family counseling,cough,midlife crisis,cough, things have improved
Thank you voice
And well I just wanted to say thank you. We wouldn't be able to have this dynasty without your help and..
Yes voice
Truth be told Thornton, I am going to miss you when your gone
I will miss you too Voice
(sniffle,gulp)
Are you crying Voice
Of course not, get back to the easel sideburns you have work to do
Now that is the voice I know and love

Party in the house
Wow Hebe you seem enthusiastic
Go shorty its your birthday gonna party like its your birthday
I thought you might be upset about turning into an elder
Don't be silly voice you won't let me get old I am going to live forever you said
Yeah about that there is something you should know

Voice is there something you need to tell me
Now now Hebe you look lovely
I am a hag look at me
Shush a bit of hair dye should make things all better

See the same old Hebe
Old!
Maybe old was a poor choice of words
You mean I have to spend eternity like this
(slinks away)
Voice come back here right now!

Kumquat you have blonde hair
Gurgle hic
Oh yeah forgot you can't talk yet
burble blurble
Yes quite I need to speak to the hospital there must have been a mix up. Both your grandfathers and father have black hair and your mum and grandmother are orange. Although you do have Hebe's green eyes so I guess you are a Smith after all.

Authors note The blonde hair was a complete surprise it was the last colour I was expecting

[Metropolis Man]

Sideburns. LOL. Sort of the facial equivalent for hotpants.

[ratchie]

Wow Thornton's face and Bella's hotpant's mentioned in the same scentance I feel all honoured and stuff.

Oh and by the way Mr Metro Man sir you may have a visit from a certain orange haired blue lady. I told her it was your idea that you couldn't achieve immortality unless you were an old hag 

Rachel

[Nilla]

Great updates, loved your immortal dynasty version of the wedding wows. Thornton's nickname is funny, should there ever be boys in the family they could get hair names after that; like Mullet or Mohawk . Leighton Sekemoto got a blonde daughter two times in my game so maybe that’s where Kumquat's genes came from.

[ladylaw1978]

I really do miss this dynasty! The wait has been worth it. I am laughing really hard now. You and Metro have a way of entertaining the masses and keep them waiting for more! I've never bothered to check and see how ole Sideburns--I mean Thornton--ages up. He's not that cute as an elder. But gosh, Hebe and Bronte age like fine nectar. They get better

[Joria]

Really.  I really need to NOT read this just before I'm going to bed.  It wakes me up and keeps me giggling for hours.  Kumquat!  roflmbo  "Ummm, there's something I should tell you....."   rofl  and the sniffles for old sideburns!  omg.  Look, I don't care what disaster may fall.  Please do not stop writing this story!

[ratchie]

Sorry the updates are slow in coming we were away for a week with the kids for half term. Plus I can only really play properly when the little ones are in bed.

I am glad people are enjoying the story that really puts a smile on my face.

Rachel

[ratchie]

Is a little girl playing with her peg box den?
Oh yes the principle is quite sound a2 + b2 = c2
..?
Would you like to discus Pythagoras theorem some more I do have a little excess time before bed
You know Kumquat I would love to but I um need to be somewhere right now


Leighton oh my goodness hi its me
..
We were married, I mean you and my Sim were married in another game
..
We had five children, lived in a field, any of this ringing a bell
..
No, alrighty then so you're a vampire now hows that working out for you

O.k Bronte here we are in China, so here is the plan we get in we get out nobody gets hurt and nobody messes up their game
Ooh I really want to speak to a local
There will be no fraternising on this trip. You deliver the painting we buy some recipe books for your mum and we are gone
But..
No buts young lady
I am a grown women now you cannot tell me what to do
Yeah yeah watch me

Here is the toddler portrait of genius and future world renowned surgeon Kumquat Smith. Yes she is picking her nose.

Hebe is about seven dishes of supermaxing cooking once she completes that then she is eligible for ambrosia. She is only about 75 or 76 so its totally achievable.
I really wanted her eating Ambrosia last night but it was getting past midnight here in the UK and I am up again at six with the kids.

Rachel

[ratchie]

I can't believe its your big girl birthday already Kumquat time is certainly flying by
I do not believe that time is moving at a faster pace then it ever has. Time is a consistent but can be subjective
Yes whatever Kumquat happy birthday

Oh my goodness look at the size of your hooter
My looks are irrelevant I aspire to higher things
You might grow into your nose I suppose
I wish people to respect me because of my intellect not my appearance
Good point Kumquat,you are still beautiful inside and out

Are you making friends hun
No not at all voice I am using the computer to play chess in order to improve my understanding of all things logical. I believe I made several wishes pertaining to a chess table and a telescope but they have not been forthcoming
Yeah I'm right on it

Are you looking forward to your first day at school
Oh yes It will be interesting to associate with my peers in an educational setting
You are a bit of a geek aren't you.

Well, Hebe how does it feel to have achieved the right to eat ambrosia
This stuff tastes like dead fish
No no Hebe it's death fish not dead fish
Yeah let me be the judge of that it tastes like old man feet
Well you better get used to it
You mean I have to eat this stuff again.

Are you alright you went a bit sparkly for a second
So what is supposed to happen to me
You are back to the beginning of your elder lifestage
Oh fantastic does this mean I have to go through menopause again. Thanks a lot voice hot flushes and cold sweats here I come again!