Drastic measures were required.
I put on my lovely new dress, and ambushed the fiancee as he arrived back from the gym,
handed him an excuse note for work tomorrow and had him build a 'lovely' new little house in the back corner of the yard. He is a very handy fellow
Next day, I went to work while he waited for Gomez. He proceeded to make friends with the fool and have him move in to his little house which, oddly, the door strangely disappeared from. Go figure.
When I got back from a busy day at the studio, I kindly made our new 'friend' 3 delicious birthday cakes. (He was only able to blow out the candles on one and I was forced to eat the other 2.... sigh... more treadmill time)
Then it was just a waiting game. Finally the filthy bugger expired .... 2 days later. A little brutal perhaps, but then I did try to be civilized about the whole thing in the beginning. It is not my fault that the agency kept sending him here. I will admit that trying to seduce the grim reaper was perhaps a bit inappropriate, but nothing happened, so no harm done
Chad was asleep at the time anyway. What is a girl to do?
And now I have a new maid. She is a bit of an old biddy, but nice enough, and Chad has a bit of a wandering eye anyway. No need to give him any encouragement.