Oh dear, you guys are too funny!
My husband sometimes opens the blinds in our study, and I pretend to be Golem: 'it burns us, it burns!!' The other night I came out ready to go to town to finish Christmas shopping (late night shopping night) and my knees were red. He said 'they must be red from the shower, because I KNOW you're not sunburnt!'
Computer games. Preventing skin cancer since 1985.