So
@oshizu was interested by my idea of dropping my simself into all new saves and letting him go unplayed, to see what he gets up to. And she also wanted to see "my" offspring with Katrina Caliente, who is usually who MCCC hooks "me" up with.
In my latest game, I realized that if I placed "me" and evicted him again, the game would place him randomly. He moved into quite a nice place, much more expensive than what he could have had with the default starting funds.
And once again, MCCC hooked "me" up with Katrina. Apparently she just witnessed a friend dying. Oh, wait, I did that... Brittani Cho was in a bar Inciting Cheers. I HATE when celebrities do that. So she suddenly got attacked by Selvadoradan Lightning Bugs. A few minutes later she did it again. And got attacked again. Getting attacked twice is lethal.
Anyway, Katrina looks unhappy because she's sad about that. In the middle is "our" daughter Cheyanne. Yes, I know how to spell Cheyenne, but apparently Maxis doesn't. Looks like she favors Katrina.
And a different save, where "I" married Lana McKinnon. Faux hawks. I HATE faux hawks! But not enough to zap the poor kid lol.