The Seven Seas - An Oceanic Life States Dynasty - RETURNED (3/20)

[Lisa46]

Sorry about the duplicate picture, guys. Just noticed it and going in to add Tico's CAS shot.

[Lisa46]

Week Five: Bloopers

We begin this chapter with a weird-
Cerulean: I wish for a dog.
Shut up, Cerulean, I'm sick of this. Anyway, we begin this chapter with a weird photo of people who are evidently way too happy about weddings.



Marjorie Callahan: Hmmph. Darn hopeless romantics.
Week Five was boring. Tico finished his requirements, which for some reason don't include toddler skills but I did them anyway on the general principle of the thing.
Cerulean and Jules: You mean we did it.
Yeah, whatever. I redid the house.



Anyway, toddlerhood!



This is Tico because I forgot about tutoring and the Logic skill. Ugh. Peg box, how I regret thee.
Cerulean: Who are you, Shakespeare?
Ignoring that. He learned to walk too.



Don't ask me how he did it without standing, I'm just a lowly watcher.
Cerulean FINALLY accomplished that make a masterpiece wish. Thank god I went for Perfect Life Plant.



Finally Jules becomes an adult. Isn't this expression just beautiful?



Why, Jules? Just why?
His family visits the library and Cerulean talks to Joanie while she's there.




I forgot how ugly Joe is. Jules isn't particularly pretty without the plastic surgery anyway.

The resort is finally finished and is five stars now. Probably about 7,000 per day.



By the way, this is how werewolves run? Seriously? When's the last time you saw a wold run like that?



This is how Cerulean spent her pregnancy. Very safe and healthy, wouldn't you say?

[Malley]

It's completely safe to be chained to a sculpting station and given a chainsaw while pregnant. That's like dynasty 101 

[Lisa46]

OK, I have to update because I'm so proud. I just maxed the job in 7 days!!! Squeee!

Also, Cerulean is sexist. Southern and Pacifica age up, and she immediately pops two wishes: see Pacifica get married, and see Southern be a scientist (5,000 points, by the way)

What the heck, Cera? Is that necessary? Maybe she's making a point about how I never gave her a "real" career. But I doubt it.

[Lisa46]

Bloopers!

Cerulean goes into labor...

and stops to play with her fairy dust.

Right after she married Jules, Cerulean sculpted a ton of these.

Awww!

[Lisa46]

Week 5

To start off, here's Carmella Hai with a Fountain of Youth from Jules.

Age-ups!









I'd merely like to point out that these are the children of Jules MacDuff. By the way, in this family it turned out that order of birth=order of I love your genes.

Wait, what trait did Tico roll?

Is that... can it be...

Disciplined! Yay, we have skill traits because the rest of his traits were all totally useless. We get to supermax athletics.

...on second thought, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?

Oh well, what is a dynasty without endless periods of boring skilling? Nothing. The basis of dynasties is seeing how long it takes us to go crazy from watching our sims get Ice Personality. (Answer: I already was crazy from all the other dynasty stuff.)

It's the first day of school!



Southern takes a bike to school, ignoring the fact that I never bought him a bike.

Southern: Laws of physics won't stop me!

The rest of the week is really boring and the only exciting thing that happens is Jules discovering and taking a young again potion.



And that concludes week 5.

Tico: Special weekend edition! Get your papers now!
Huh?
Tico: I need to show you my interesting weekend.
It was not interesting. You will spoil it for the forum.
Tico: I'm sure not every watcher is as rude to their heirs as you are. They let them have fun, right?
Um...
Cera: *from her room while dancing to her stereo* You go, sweetie!
Tico: Thanks, mom! Now, everyone listen closely...
Over the weekend, I went to the Wolff house. Hmm, why would that be?



She's sort of cute, right? We're best friends now. When I'm a teen, I'll get to kiss her!
Wilhemina: What?
Tico: Oh, let's watch this nice tv!



Tico: And that concludes my weekend. Wasn't it awesome?
I'm going to go with... no.
Tico: Weren't you floored by my awesomeness?
*thinking...* No.
Tico: Your grandma was a mermaid and your mom was a light sleeper! Your father was a couch potato and you're flirty and easily impressed!
You do know you just gave away all your traits, right?
Tico: Oops.
Also, I'm not easily impressed. That doesn't conflict with perfectionist in this game, but it totally should.
Tico: We got it.
And, I guess my mom is a light sleeper... but I don't think my grandma was a mermaid. And my dad is athletic which I believe conflicts with couch potato... And I think I'm a hopeless romantic.
Tico, Pacifica, Cerulean, Southern, and Jules: We all get it!!

[Lisa46]

OK, I just had the most adorable glitch ever.

Tico and Wilhemina just got married, and Good sim Southern wanted to congratulate him. So I clicked on Atlantico - but nothing came up. It said "no interactions available." Same thing with everyone else, except Wilhemina. She could do interactions with him. It wore off after I did a save as but I thought it was sort of cute.

Also, they both wished to go to China for a honeymoon. Wish not granted, people, we don't have time for that.

[Malley]

She's sort of cute, right? We're best friends now. When I'm a teen, I'll get to kiss her!
Wilhemina: What?
Tico: Oh, let's watch this nice tv!

Awesome    Gotta love flirting and pick up lines in dynasties.  Nothing but the best!

[Lisa46]

Generation 2 has been completed and gen 3 has completed childhood requirements. I really need to post some updates. They'll come soon, I promise!

I just want to finish this fast.

[Lisa46]

Week Six

To start, I never showed off Cerulean's museum. Here it is:

And then I have a bunch of random fruits. Don't judge me on my terrible mausoleum ideas.

Honor Roll has just been achieved, and Tico is waiting for his ballet recital. Pacifica writes books and plays computer chess. Southern has been doing whatever he wants because I just don't even care anymore.

On Wednesday, Atlantico pops an opportunity - pile of permission slips. Then he immediately pops ballet recital. Good job, you stupid game. Good job.

So he ages up.




Atlantico in his new martial arts clothes:










And on episode one of "just for the heck of it..."



Good old inappropriate Jules.

Enough chit-chat, it's time to visit China!
Atlantico: But we must finish the update, correct?
No. Suspense is good, plus I don't have all the pictures uploaded yet.
Atlantico: But the readers will miss my amazingness!
Uh...huh. That's going to happen.
Atlantico: We need something more!
Alright. What do you have in mind?



Well then.
Atlantico: Yay! And one more thing...



Southern: Oh my watcher. My brother's girlfriend is creepy.

[Lisa46]

Week Seven and the Trip



Atlantico: I'm amazing!



Atlantico: I'm super-ocean!



Atlantico: I'm unflirty!

Jules: I'm mad at Bailey Swain because she slapped me in the elixir store! I wish to Throw an Elixir at Bailey!




Sorry, Bailey.

[Malley]

"I'm super ocean!" LOL 

[Lisa46]

Week Seven - The Real Story, according to Pacifica and Atlantico
Week 7 - The Real Story

Pacifica: Can I come?
No.
Pacifica: Can I come?
No.
Pacifica: Tico can spar without inviting those stupid Chinese tourists!
Maybe. I'll think about it.
Pacifica: Can I come?
Still thinking. Be quiet.
Pacifica: I'll shut up if you let me come.
Yes. Let's go!
Jules is the chaperone, because obviously Cera can't be.
Pacifica and Tico: We have to spend time with our parents?!? Ugh!

Pacifica: This is so fun!
Tico: Sister of mine, look upon my awesomeness!
Ha ha. Did I mention he's a snob? Did you notice already? Hint: Yes. Yes, you did.
Tico: Stop hijacking my update! My meditation shall quiet my mind so that I may teleport! I shall be super-ocean!
*sigh*

After three days of this madness I am ready to GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE. We go home.

Then Tico gets a job. Take a wild guess as to what it is. Just take a wild guess, because I bet you'll never, ever figure it out...

And a bit more than a week later: (Tuesday)
Job=completed!
Honor Roll=completed!
RI=Wilhemina Wolff
Prom=Not Attended Sorry about that. 

Tico: I thought this was supposed to be my update?
Um... Yeah?
Pacifica: Cover story, right?
Tico: Hey, it's not my fault I'm not perceptive! It's the trait roller thingy!

[Malley]

It seems like you have your hands full with those three

[Lisa46]

Yup!

Something I neglected to mention - Pacifica is hydrophobic, excitable, a slob, disciplined, and innapropriate. Southern is flirty and clumsy and hydrophobic - and that's all I can remember right now. I also made him a hopeless romantic (the one trait I chose.)