*Voice from the future here. Guess I can't really call myself an "ancestor", since I've yet to be born.
I've been reading about the antics of this strange family of mine and am beginning to wonder just how strange they are. For instance, they have an entire colony of little people living with them. Somtimes they interact but most thyme they each just go their own way. To my family, they are very real. Some of them are a bit spooky/creepy, some of them are adorable, but all of them are fun to watch. The family itself seems to take an inordinate amount of vacations. Like the other day after receiving an anonymous phone call........*
Dear Diary, Well, we're home and can finally relax! Then entire colony of little people, I think the call themselves gnomes, were here to greet us with open arms. They seemed really happy to have us home. Strange creatures they are, not appearing to do the normal things but darling nonetheless.
I felt so happy to be back in my garden. I could see it had somehow been cared for in our absence but there were still a lot of things to do with it. Oh, how I dread the day when it must all go! There are so many happy memories here. Long talks with my son, a proposal, blooming romances. So many good memories.
Jude immediately came and checked out his juice grapes. He'd worked long and hard to bring them to perfection and he knew he had many, many bottles of nectar yet to go. It was important to him to make sure they were in good condition and producing a good vintage. He wasn't happy to see the empty rows but really, we must downsize the garden! He won't be here to take care of it forever.
Justin, meanwhile had made sure his teen age portrait of Christmas was hung in the immortals gallery. It was a masterpiece! He also hung Jude's portrait in the nectary, where Jude spent a good many days making nectar! It just seemed right that that room would be his spouse's room. Justin had painted both of them while on our vacation. I think the beautiful surroundings just relaxed him to the point where everything he painted was a masterpiece.
Well, our cab is here so it's time to fly! Yes, we're off on another vacation! Just we adults this thyme. I'm sure Christmas will be fine being home alone. I sure wish we had had a chance to let her know the ground rules before we left. Oh well! Must go........
It's Sooooo UNFAIR!
"Pietro? Hi. Yeah, it's me, Chrissy. You absolutely won't believe what's happened. Like I am totally freaked!!!"
"Wassup? You ok, dude?"
"Pietro, honestly for the last time. I am NOT a dude. As if you'd notice anyway. Ok, yeah, I'm fine but it's really creepy. So, like I come home, right? No one is here! I mean no one! Well, except for those weirdos in the yard. Yeah, the little ones. Creepers if you ask me! Anyway I finally found this note on my pc telling me the family is off for a two day vacay! So, I'm like, really? Really people, like you just up and leave me here ALONE without even asking if I want to like come with?"
"Sucks. Parents can be so derpy."
"No kidding, right? Anyway, here I am, all by myself. So, like I'm thinking maybe I should get everyone together and do a party or something? I mean like, nothing big. Just hang and chill, have fun. We got a new ice cream maker. Yeah, I'll cook up something. You guys are always hungry! Tomorrow. Pool party. Wear swimsuits. Sound cool?"
"Yeah, sounds good but won't the rents be like all, you know....po'd or something? Mine would have a total cow."
"I don't think so. I mean, they just left me here on my own so they must trust me. They know I hang with a cool crew. Ok, you round everyone up for me, 'k? I need to do a few chores so they won't flip when they come home. Yeah. Cool. See ya."
Well, dear Diary, that's how it all began. I mean, really, leaving me home alone? What did they expect? So, I'm a pretty good kid, responsible and yadda yadda. I did my chores and all.......
and that's when I started to get creeped out. This "thing" was watching me. I mean like stalking me!
Too creepy for me, especially since it was getting a bit late. I'd planned on an all nighter anyway so went inside and started on my latest book. You know how Nana Winter is always on us "heirs" about supermaxing stuff.
Still, even in the privacy of my own room I felt like someone was there, watching....
Well, I did do the all nighter, checked with the crew and started to get ready for the biggest, bestest teen blast EVAH!
Everybody came! I mean EVERYBODY! We were definitely going to paaaartaaaay! I finished up the dogs and was starting to make the rounds when the old biddy down the streak got her knickers in a knot and called the cops on us! BUSTED and we hadn't even had time to do ANYTHING! I didn't even get an pics of my buds or the oh-so-rude-I'm-Mr. Police-in-charge dude!
So like everyone split pronto. No way they wanted any trouble and I figured,ok, it's still cool. I got everything tidied up, not that we'd had much time to make any kind of mess, (except the ice cream machine), and was happily waiting for the family to return. Well! As far as I'm concerned they could have just stayed on their darned old trip because all they did was yell at me! IT'S SO UNFAIR!
I tried to explain to Nana Winter but......
Chill out lady! Ok, I didn't say that to her but I sure thought it! She was all ticked because of some fish I didn't try to catch! Not to mention all the other things she dreamed up! Sheesh! I even groveled a bit.....ok, not too much. Those creepazoids in the background were doing something weird.
The more I explained the worse it got. She absolutely would not listen at all!
Finally she "made her decision". I was like grounded for life!
* ::)two days dearie, two days*
It just was so unfair! We didn't do anything wrong. What's worse, now my Nana hates me for life, and I have all these chores to do! Why do I have to do all the work around here?
*ok, relationship needs repairing but hates? No way, sweetie, and one batch of laundry to get in her good graces, really is it too much to ask?*
So I decided I would run away from home. Not so easy to do but I figured I could use the time machine in the basement. Maybe go back in time and have the whole thing not happen. Good plan, right? WRONG!
After thinking about it like, forever, I finally made up my mind and made the jump.............
STUPID THING! It turned me around, upside down, ALMOST killed me and then spit me out wearing this!
When Dad did it he came back all cool looking. Me? I look like Jane of the Jungle or something. Hmmmm. Actually, it's kind of cool. hmmmm, yeah, with just a little fixing here and there, maybe add a few things it could make an awesome cosplay! Well! I know what I'm doing for the next few grounded days! I think I'll call Pietro and see what he says.....
AUTHOR'S NOTE: To the teens reading. You know, we parents and grands do love you guys a lot. Sometimes we seem unfair, mostly because you have just scared us half to death, and we respond with sterness, or even anger, when really what we want to do is wrap you in satin and keep you safe forever. It's hard to let you grow, even though we want you to, and know you need to. So, give your parents a hug, and understand the groundings and taking away things really is because they care.
To the parents reading: They do, somehow grow up. We make mistakes with them because no one ever gave us the "How to Raise Kids" manual! There is going to be tough times, but oh so many great times. And one day you may be lucky enough to look at your fifty year old son or daughter and realize you didn't do so badly after all.